Chapter 1: hyuga clan adventures
*4 yrs ago,11:48 PM*
Neji,hinata,and hinabi walked halaman awal together from the park.neji carried his sound asleep youngest cousin (by 7 yrs) back to the hyuga compound."thanks for the dangos neji-kun,me and naruto-san had lots of fun,sorry about that thing with the ramen...." hinata berkata playing with her fingers.neji rubbed the back of his neck."its ok,your sister and konohamaru are like,what 7? I'm sure they were just bored....me anda naruto and tenten are probably not too exciting when all we're doing is eating and talking....but still,she didn't have to throw the chopsticks at my cheek,that was not cool...." he berkata rubbing the red band-aid with the hidden leaf logo on it."you should ask sakura-chan about that wound....I saw konohamaru scratching the inside of his nose with a pair of chopsticks earlier....I think hanabi snatched them from him and threw it at you....." she berkata rubbing the back of her neck."that's truly disgusting....ill get it checked out tomorrow and-" there was a rustling in the bushes,so the two cousins stopped walking.something jumped out."hi guys...." "ino-chan? What the heck are anda doing hiding in the bushes like that?" The younger cousin asked."I'm waiting for billboard brow,that way ill jump out of the bushes and scare her so hard she'll pass out and I'll have a head start with sasuke-kun...." she berkata blushing and gazing off dreamily.neji sighed."why the hell would bebek butt be wandering the village at 12 in the morning?" Neji asked annoyed."well,he...uh....he...oh,shut up neji what do anda know....." she looked at the little girl on neji's back."aw,how cute...hinata I didn't know anda had a baby....who's is it neji?" Ino asked stupidly.the two cousins blushed."NO IM 13 IM TOO YOUNG TO BE PREGNANT,AND SHES MY SISTER NOT MY CHILD!!" "AND SHES PRACTICALLY MY SISTER THATS GROSS!!!" They yelled.she flinched."why would anda even THINK I was pregnant ino-chan?" "Well,she looks like anda guys....and you've been looking kinda puffy,I thought it could be baby fat....." she berkata rubbing the back of her neck."*sigh* my mom berkata I should try dieting....you guys are mean...." hinata berkata pouting."sorry hinata....anyway,that's a nice hat neji...you too hinata...." she berkata kindly.neji had his hat on backwards,but on the front was an N on it.he also wore a black beater and cargo shorts,while hinata wore a purple tank puncak, atas with blue jean shorts that came just above her knees and a hat with the uzumaki crest on it."oh no,I never gave naruto-san his hat back....I must've forgot to give it back when he let me borrow it at the park...." she berkata taking the hat off and looking at it."don't worry hinata-chan,naruto always stays out late for extra ramen.that's down oleh the bunga shop,I'll give it to him then." Ino said.hinata handed her the grey hat and ino rushed off to.....wherever the hell blonde chicks go to return blonde guys hats..."*sigh* come on hinata,curphew's in 6 minutes...." neji berkata as he continued to walk.hinata rushed to keep up with him."hey,the leaf village family reunion is selanjutnya week....you ready for it?" Hinata asked shyly.neji sighed."I really hate having all the members of the uchiha,uzumaki,and hyuga all in one big compound....but its a tradition so I guess its ok...." neji berkata fixing the sleeping girl on his back so he'd be lebih comfy carrying her."I think it'll be ok this year...anything's better than what happened 6 years ago...." hinata berkata remembering.
*flashback!!! 6 yrs ago,the uchiha compound....*
"I also think the uchiha clan should be lebih careful when using the sharingan.." hizashi berkata as he held a sleeping hinata in his arms."well,I dunno about anda guys,but I think the uzumaki should be lebih careful flashing off the rinnengan like that,people will KILL anda for eyes like that...." fugaku berkata crossing his arms."we just want to ensure your safety...." mikoto berkata as she ran a hand through her youngest son's hair with his head in her lap.her 10 tahun old son itachi sat selanjutnya to her as he watched his best friend nagato (age 12,with braces and a zit on his right cheek) play with his red shaggy locks of hair.neji was 7 at the time so his attention span was short.right now he was bored enough to watch nagato's six tahun old brother (naruto) dig in his bellybutton.
*1 jam later*
"That was the worst hari ever....it took like,a bajillion years to end...." neji berkata as he walked with his friends around the uchiha compound and they ate their popsicles."tell me about it,I'm 12 and I thought that was totally suckish...." nagato berkata as he put his ceri, cherry airhead flavored in his mouth."I know right....so hinata,my mom was telling me your mom's gonna have a baby....what's it gonna be?" Itachi asked leaning close to her with mischief hidden in his eyes."um...well,daddy berkata mommy wanted to keep it a secret so I dunno....I hope its a girl though,I want a sister...." hinata berkata thinking."hmph....cool..." I itachi berkata putting a hand in his pocket.he put his red airhead popsicle (A/N: they all have have airhead popsicles...) in his mouth."guys I gotta pee..." naruto berkata through a mouthful of jeruk, orange popsicle."just pee on a pohon atau somethin teme,mommy and dad wont care...." sasuke berkata taking a bite of blue popsicle."ok...oh,there's a tree!! Neji,hold this...." he berkata handing his popsicle to the male hyuga.naruto ran off to the nearest tree.he pulled down his pants (A/N: don't worry no one's around,he's blocked oleh a fence..and I know he could've just pulled the zipper down but then this funny part wouldn't make sense...also I'm not a boy so idk if anda have to push your underwear down so your balls will...well,ya know....of course he's only six so he dosent really wear boxers....so its not as easy to piss....so yeah,idk how the whole zipper thing works even though I have brothers....I'm no perv,but I am a comedian.....) "I've got a biju I do,I gotta a biju how 'bout you?" naruto sang as he released his inner fluids.a bajing tanah, chipmunk brushed past his sandals."well hi there little fella,I'm naruto...what's your name?" The bajing tanah, chipmunk looked at him as he scratched behind his ear."hmmm....how 'bout I call anda sprinkles? anda like that name buddy?" He asked the furry creature.the bajing tanah, chipmunk tilted his head in confusion."I dunno why dad hates these things....you're a good boy huh sprinkles?" naruto asked as he reached his hand out to pet it.unfortunately,no one ever taught naruto chipmunks pindah fast.the bajing tanah, chipmunk dashed past him and bit him on the nuts (pun intended) in self defense.it dashed back up the tree."OOOWWWW!!!" naruto shouted as he fell over holding his crotch."nii-san?!" Nagato berkata as he stood up from his kursi on the sidewalk.everyone else followed behind him."what the hell happened?" The red head asked as he found his little brother curled up on the ground in pain."a stupid bajing tanah, chipmunk bit my balls..." naruto groaned still holding his crotch."Kami-sama nii-san to-san (dad) and kaa-san (mom) told anda to keep away from those things...." nagato berkata helping his little brother up.naruto pulled up his underwear and black cargo shorts."ouch,that's gotta hurt naruto-kun...." "yeah...but maybe anda were destined to get bitten...." neji said.everyone sighed."come on,lets find mom and dad.....nagato said.he carried his little brother back to the uchiha meeting place.
"Oh yeah,I remember that....but it wasn't all bad,at least naruto's mom and dad treated us to mochi...." neji berkata as they got a foot away from the compound."yeah,plus mikoto-chan makes great nikujaga....." hinata berkata rubbing her tummy.(A/N: mochi is a pastery usually filled with ice cream,fillings,or jelly....kinda like a japanese version of jeli doughnuts,while nikujaga is noodles,beef,carrots and potatoes.....basically a japanese version of beef stew....) they opened the door to hinata's house."2 menit to spare....that's such a weird timing...well,I'm goin halaman awal so,here's hanabi...." he berkata handing his younger cousin her little sister."wait,neji-san....um can anda stay for a little longer? For some reason I can't sleep without someone else being awake...." hinata asked shyly."*sigh* ok but let me call my mother..." "neji anda live right behind us just walk over and tell her...." "but I'm tired and that sounds EXHAUSTING....." neji moaned.hinata sighed."ok whatever....."
*the selanjutnya day,9:00 AM*
Hizashi walked upstairs and opened hinata's door."hey hina-chan,your mom made pancakes.....wait,oi (nephew) what the hell are anda doing here?" He asked the long haired boy laying in his daughter's bed.hinata and hanabi were snuggled against his bare chest.neji sighed."hinata-chan wanted me to stay with her so she could sleep,then hanabi came in talking about some nightmare,so I ended up in the middle of both of them so I got hot and took off my shirt....its been a long night....." he berkata tiredly.hizashi sighed."put on a kemeja and go get some food boy...." neji slipped from in between his younger cousins and pulled on his beater and short sleeve button up.he rushed downstairs as his aunt set the sausage and pancake on the table.