Round 3 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Shoots two zombies* Die anda undead flesh addict! *Reloading the Olympia*
Applejack: *Throws a grenade which kills three zombies* Explosives make things so much easier.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots two heads off of zombies with one bullet from her M14* I take your pain, I put my screw in it. Ggggggg, and I take it out! *Shoots the head off of another zombie*
Twilight: *Throws a grenade killing four zombies* anda exprode with honor!
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots two zombies with one shot from her Olympia, but only one zombie dies. She stabs the detik zombie with her knife, killing...

In a land, far, far, away, a long time ago...
There lived six ponies who needed to fight for their territory.
Doctor Twilight Sparkle and her friends have now taken on their first invader:Nightmare Moon.
Doctor Twilight Sparkle:*paces around* ...how are we going to defeat her?
Spike: Aye, I dunno.
Medic Fluttershy: *knocks*
Doctor Twilight Sparkle: Come in...
Medic Fluttershy: *comes in* ...I have some bad news.
Doctor Twilight Sparkle: If it's about...her...
Medic Fluttershy: No...it's not. *holds out pelangi Dash*
Doctor Twilight Sparkle: *gasps*
Medic Fluttershy: A very mysterious pony hurt her...It...

Applejack: Howdah. Mah frehnds lehft mah her tah faht. An ah dih. Thahs ihs thah storeh abouht thaht. Enjoh. (Applejack: H speak, Twilight Sparkle: synonyms, Pinkie Pie: GAYS HALP speak, Fluttershy: um after each word, pelangi Dash: text speak and Rarity: darling after each sentence)
Rainbow Dash: cum on applejack u nid 2 go 2 applusa with braburn
Applejack: Nah. Ah dohn't wahnt tah.
Twilight Sparkle: Yet anda possess challenge move!
Applejack: Nah!
Rainbow Dash: omg applejak u suk
Applejack: Mahby ah douh neuhd tah mouhv tah Applelousa!
Fluttershy: um if um thats um ok um
Rarity: Oh, anda must go,...

It was a nice hari in Garden's Abode...
Garden Hose: Amber, is there anything on TV?
Amber: Nope. Not what I see.
Winter Chill (on TV): Want an awesome TV with awesome channels?
Pen Kill: Well, then come on done to "Cheeseburger's TV Shop"
Amber: That looks cool!
Garden Hose: Let's go!
Garden & Amber hopped into the car and went to Cheeseburger's.
Cheeseburger: Hiya! I'm Cheeseburger!
Amber: anda sound a lot like Mickey Mouse.
Cheeseburger:Shut up.
Amber: Oh, okay, not Mickey.
Cheeseburger: Anyway, why are anda girls here?
Garden Hose:Well, we saw your commercial and we want a TV!
Cheeseburger: Nope, this...