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posted by Seanthehedgehog
pantat, keledai pantat, keledai Inn

Starring pelangi Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic pelangi as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

It was closing time at the pantat, keledai pantat, keledai Inn's strip club.

Marisa: *Closing up the strip club. She walks outside to get to her car, but a piano falls out of nowhere making this sound: link * That nearly hit me! What kind of bastard is in charge of getting the piano into Mercury's room?
Construction Ponies: *Looking down at Marisa* Sorry ma'am, we were too busy looking at our phones.
Marisa: And I thought driving while looking at your phone was bad.
Audience: *Laughing*

The selanjutnya morning, the same thing happened to her as she walked into the strip club.

Marisa: *Looking at the construction workers above her* What the hell is the meaning of this?!!
Construction Ponies: *Watching youtube video on their phones* uuuuh.. we can explain.
Audience: *Laughing*

Inside the strip club.

Marisa: *Sitting with Mercury at a table* Mercury, those ponies trying to deliver your piano nearly hit me with it twice. Convince them to be lebih careful, atau else they'll be the ones having pianos falling toward them.
Mercury: I see what anda mean, and I'll get it done. How much will anda pay me?
Marisa: One grand, and five private dances for free.
Mercury: You're my kind of mare. I'll do it, but first, the dances.
Marisa: Do it now, atau I'll take my business elsewhere.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Mercury: anda really know how to piss someone off, anda know that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Fine, I'll get the job done.

Inside Mercury's room.

Construction Ponies: *Trying to get the piano into Saten Twist's room, but fail, and watch it fall down*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Arrives* Fellas, I know you're trying your hardest to get me my piano, but stop being so reckless.
Construction Ponies: We're trying Mr. Twist, but it's hard.
Saten Twist: How is it hard to get a piano in here? Let me do it! *Moves the piano into his room all oleh himself*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: See?
Construction Ponies: *Shocked* Oh my goodness, how did he do that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: For your idiocracy, I won't pay anda anything.
Construction Ponies: Aw man. *Walking away, and fall off of their platform*
Audience: *Laughing*

2 B Continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
At Professor Something's house

Professor Something: Sally? *opens door* anda can come out- *notices Sally is gone* GONE AGAIN?! *smashes lantern*

Back at townhall

Jack: Ok, anda all know what to do?
Ponies: Yes Jack.
Sally: *arrives in town hall*
Insanity Crusaders: *arrive*

The insanity crusaders are somewhat like the cutie mark crusaders. The ponies in this group are the mayor's daughter, Brenna, a kuda jantan muda, colt that dresses up like the devil, named Charlie, and the third pony is dressed like a mummy. His name is Jake.

Brenna: Hi Jack.
Charlie: anda wanted to see us?
Jake: I know we can do what anda tell us...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sean as a pony
Sean as a pony
Celestia started bringing me, and Twilight back to life. I soon stood up expecting enemies

Sean: BRING IT ON!!! oh wait, where are we?
Celestia: Canterlot
Sean: *sees castle* Oh yes, of course. *laughs* Sorry about that.
Twilight: Man, what's happening now?
Celestia: Now that anda defeated Robotnik, it's time for the grand galloping gala!
Sean: *surrounded oleh light* Uh, girls?! What's happening?!?
Celestia: I think you're turning into a pony!
Sean: WHAT?! That can't be!

But it was true. I don't know how, but Celestia's spell not only brought me back to life, but turned me into a pony.

Sean: What happened?...
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posted by Dragon4322
 i turned away..
i turned away..
i dropped the pisau in horror of the history of the house. I ran back to Twilight and my sister and we all sprinted out of the house and went back to Twilight's place. pelangi Dash closed the door behind us.Twilight berkata ,"Scootaloo i suggest anda never..." she was cut off oleh Dash angrily shouting ,"Never go in that house again! I am your sister and if anda ever leave our house without telling me I will take away your scooter and you'll never see it again!!" at that moment I turned away and started to cry. Twilight came over to me and turned my face towards her ,"Scootaloo I think pelangi Dash berkata that because she cares about you" Sparkle told me then i wiped away my tears. ,"I'm sorry pelangi Dash" I berkata with a sniff. Dash walked over to me and gave me a ciuman on my forehead ,"Like Twilight said..i'm only want anda to be safe" pelangi told me. After she berkata that we hugged and i smiled and my sister winked at me.
 "You'll never see it again!!"
"You'll never see it again!!"
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