my little pony friendship is magic Article: Saten Twist Adventures 9... Part 3

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posted by Canada24

Let me take a moment to thank those who stood oleh my lame tempt of a series.. Haha. Just kidding, I'm not really that insecure. But seriously. Thanks guys..
In case anda haven't noticed it yet, this episode, not only sets as the back story. But also it's as close as I can get to a "Derpy episode".. She's the biggest breakout character of my series. And deserves her own episode of it..

YEARS LATER, (their all at their current age).

AT THE FILLYDEFIA TRAIN STATION:
Derpy: Oh no. The line is so long. We're never get aboard.
Chimney: (imitating a sarcastic Rarity) Oh no, what EVER shall we do.
Chimney: (normal voice) Watch and learn my dear... (suddenly he takes out a live and loaded handgun and fired it several times into the air, successfully causing panic, and all the ponies ahead of them ran away in fear). There, problem salved. Now anda two better hurry on there.
Saten: Aren't, anda gonna come.
Chimney: anda kidding. This train is heading to Ponyville. That place is as stupid as it gets, I can see why anda chose it.
Saten: Yeah well., I can't stay with my stupid mother, Maddy no more. She hasn't changed. She's still the abusive, drunken mare, she always was.. She did a shitty job raising me, and she clearly hasn't changed..
Chimney: Yeah. Only she's a prositute now.
Derpy: Could we say that?
Chimney: Just did.

ON THE MOVING TRAIN:
Derpy: This works out for the best. I was tired of my stupid, dead end job.

CUTAWAY:
Derpy: (literary hammering a dead end road sign) THIS JOB SUCKS!!
END CUTAWAY:

Saten: Sorry. What was that.. Still having hari nightmares about my mothers 'revealing' outfits.
Stallion: Hey. Can anda idiots keep it down.
Saten: Hey. No need for that.
Stallion: Just shut up. Just go back to talking to the crossed eyed freak over there.
Saten: *angrily* Before I knock out every single one of your teeth.. I'm gonna give anda a final chance to apologize for that remark.
Stallion: I NEVER apologize for the tru- (gets violant punched in the face, but surprisingly oleh Derpy instead of Saten.
Stallion: anda broke my nose!...... anda aggressive woman! (runs off crying like baby).
Derpy: Wimp!
Saten: Wow... I am so proud of anda wait now.
Derpy: Thanks.. I guess.
Derpy: Anyway. What now?
Saten: Only one thing TOO do..

SOON AFTER:

Saten and Derpy are seen sharing a weed joint, as only 'one' was able to be sneaked aboard.
Derpy: (stoned) I.. I'm telling you. T The only reason we die.. I Is because we except it as an inevitability.
Saten: ...... (stoned laugh and points at the joint) This shit is AWESOME!
(they both laugh, and high five).

TO BE CONTAINUED

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Ponies On The Rails episode 17 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After shoveling lebih coal into the firebox, Hawkeye got the freight cars moving.

Hawkeye: Now this is lebih like it. *sits back*
Red Rose: *Looking at train* You're going a little too fast.
Hawkeye: *gently applies brakes*
Worker: *Uncouples chemical car* Wait a minute. That chemical car is going too fast! *Chasing chemical car*
Red Rose: Attention, we have a out of control chemical car in the yard.
Hawkeye: *Stops train* Ugh. I hope this never happens again.
Worker: *Jumps on car* Ok, now to apply the brakes *Breaks brake* AAAHH!! *Goes to alternative brakes* This car must stop *Applying alternative...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Return To Ponyville Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In Ponyville at the pony Alliance Headquarters.

Big Mac: Twilight Sparkle has been reported in the Griffon Kingdom. We have also found out that the enemy is building a luar angkasa station called the Death Egg. We need two volunteers to lead one of the groups going into battle, and in which territory.
Rarity: I'll lead the attack on the Death Egg.
Big Mac: Anyone going with Rarity, please say so.
Pinkie Pie: I'm going.
Fluttershy: Me too.
Shredder: And me.
Big Mac: And now, do we have any volunteers for the attack in the Griffon Kingdom?
Sean: Me.
Big Mac: Anyone joining Sean's group may say so.
Bonbon:...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 33 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Louis soon saw Orion walk into the office.

Louis: hey you. Are anda Orion?
Orion: Yeah, what do anda want?
Louis: I want to talk to you.
Orion: About what?
Louis: What anda just did.
Orion: Oh boy! Am I going to get fired?! Please api me!
Louis: I don't work for the Union Pacific, so I can't api you.
Orion: Oh, well then I'm outta here. *Leaves*
Louis: Orion!
Orion: *Running, jumps off platform, and flies*
Louis: *Flies after Orion*
Orion: *Going high*
Louis: Oh jeez.
Orion: *Flying very fast at very high altitude* Haha!
Louis: I'm not that good at flying.
Orion: Now, which city am I currently flying...

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Ditto returns chapter ten

posted by Canada24

LATER!

Ditto, Dash and applejack gather the rest of the main six.

But first applejack had to think, how exactly was she suppose to break this to Rarity, didn't think that part though.

But, unexpectedly, Dash just went out and berkata it, not even giving it enough thought.

Reasonably, Rarity was speechless, and just stood there wild mouthed.

In fact, things were quite for a long while.

"This better not be, some sort of cruel joke" Rarity berkata finally.

"In truth.. I didn't believe it either. But I went over there, and well. Found abit of her costume" applejack insisted, and even showed it, to prove she...

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Ditto returns chapter 9

posted by Canada24

Considering nobody else was aware of poor Sweetie Belle's situation.

Everything was normal.

Dash and Ditto were working the haunted house, it's possible they may be finally getting along, but it's uncertain.

Scootaloo and AppleBloom, we're the selanjutnya to try the haunted house, they didn't know where Sweetie Belle was, but they assumed she was just busy.

Last they saw her, she was hanging with Button Mash, when, unfortunately, it's partly his fault that she's in the situation she's in.

Anyway.

As they entered the haunted house, it was suddenly very dark, they kept banging into each other, much to the...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Discorded Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

pelangi Dash, and Zecora arrived at Canterlot. They were surprised to see Pinkie Pie, and Applejack.

Rainbow Dash: I thought anda two got killed.
Pinkie Pie: Nein. We ran away as soon as we saw Celestia die.
Applejack: *Sees Zecora* Zecora, so glad to see you. Have anda two brought the other ponies back to life before coming here?
Rainbow Dash: Oh, damnit I forgot!
Zecora: That's alright. I will teleport there with another potion, and bring your friends back to life.
Applejack: Will anda get back in time?
Zecora: I should be able to. I have a lot of the teleportation potion.
Rainbow Dash: Good....

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Con Mane: Dead Another hari Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Upon arrival to C.I.E Headquarters, P was there waiting.

S: *Parks car*
P: *Opens door for Con*
Con: Well, *Gets out of car* That was very generous of anda sir.
P: No problem. I'm glad anda have returned.
Con: Thanks. It's great to be back.
P: Right. Now, I know anda just returned, but I need anda to do something for me.
Con: What is it?
P: You'll know once I tampil you. *Walks upstairs*
Con: *Follows P* You're very good at hiding secrets.
P: 0007, I just want anda to complete this job, and that's it. *Walks in room*
Con: *Enters room* What's this?
P: That's a time machine.
Con: Really?
P: Yes. Now listen,...

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Strike Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Toby, and Melissa walked home, and told their parents about what they saw.

Martha: A painted tree? How is that possible?
Toby: The art class in our school did it.
James: Whatever will they think of next?
Toby: Maybe someday, a pony will put an engine into a horse carriage, and call it a car.
James: Hmmm.
Toby: It may not sound like a good idea now, but when it does get invented lebih ponies will want to try it, and then they'll start creating their own cars. In twenty years atau so, they'll make a lot of changes to the car.
James: Uh, Toby? That's never going to happen at all.
Toby: Just a guess....

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Trixie,the ruler of Equestria(part 7)

posted by KendiKens

Trixie:Discort,I only made that stupid Pinkie Pie as a "great master" for only a short time.She does not know what is going to happen.
Discort:And what do anda want from me?
Trixie:I want anda to let her know who is the boss here.
Discort:But anda can do it already.
Trixie:Now,I say!
Discort:Okay,but don't cry to me later.
Trixie:Don't worry.I won't.
Discort:Okay.You asked for it.
Trixie:Don't try to change my mind.I now anda are still tuched from that friend of yours"Flutter Shy".She is lebih weaker and stupid than anyone.
Discort:Don't anda dare to speak to her like that.
Trixie:And why?What are anda going to do about it?
Discort:I will never work with anda again.
Trixie:Okay.Turn your self to good.I don't need anda anymore.You know what?I didn't needed anda at the first place.
Discort:Very well then.*Leaves*
Trixie:Pahtethic!*sigh*

Discort:I am oleh your side now.
Flutter Shy:How can we believe you?
Twilight:Prove it.
Discort:Okay.*proves it*

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Kingdom Family: Chapter 4: My Nightmare

posted by StarWarsFan7

Darkness. Eerie darkness was all I could see. There was no one else around me but I felt like I was being watched.

MWAHAHAHA!

I heard a faint crazy chortling coming from above my head.

"Who's there?" I cried out loud as my voice cracked.

I couldn't see anything since it was so black. Nothing was there. Even I couldn't see myself at all.

Your worst nightmare.

Finally I could feel wind surrounding me which probably made my mane swish-swash. I was scared to death because I was the only one in that scene. Other than the mysterious monster that I heard.

I felt the monster's claw grab onto me and he...