Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.
Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would anda like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that anda threatened to beat her up if anda saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have anda seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't anda have some drinks with me? You'll cinta it.
Bob: How many did anda have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would anda like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would anda want to beat up your wife?
Burt: She disrespected me.
Bob: Well, the way I heard it, anda were disrespecting her.
Burt: anda must've heard it wrong. She told me that she didn't want to be called mum anymore, so that infuriated me, and I told her to leave me alone.
Bob: anda know, maybe for once anda should call your wife oleh her own name.
Waiter: *Arrives with drinks*
Burt: Thank you.
Bob: Yes, thanks.
Burt: Could anda bring us another drink?
Waiter: Yep. I'm on it. *Goes to get drinks*
Burt: Now anda drink that booze, and tell me what anda think.
Bob: *drinks* It's- *Coughs* Good. *Bangs on counter twice*
Burt: I knew you'd like it. *Drinks his drink* Now, why would I want to call Mildred oleh her own name, when I got an adorable nickname for her?
Bob: I don't think she likes that nickname anymore. Maybe anda should stop.
Burt: No thanks.
Waiter: *Brings drinks*
Burt: Thank you. *drinks*
Bob: *Drinks, coughs, then bangs on counter twice*
Burt: anda really enjoy that, don't you?
Bob: Yeah, but I have to go. *Leaves counter*
Bob returned to his room, where Emily, and Mildred were waiting.
Mildred: What did he say?
Bob: *drunk* Who's he? I never met that pony.
Mildred: Burt. What did he say to you?
Bob: Oh, that pony... He berkata that mum is a great name for you.
Emily: Are anda okay Bob?
Bob: Me? Of course I am... Who are we talking about?
Mildred: I'm so menyeberang, salib with Burt, I could just meninju, pukulan him.
Emily: Bob has a solution to get that anger out of your system. What was it Bob?
Bob: What was what?
Emily: Oh, I remember. Grab a pillow, and meninju, pukulan it.
Mildred: *Grabs pillow* Are anda sure?
Emily: This works all the time.
Mildred: *Punches pillow* That felt fun.
Meanwhile outside of Bob's room
Burt: *Walking toward Bob's room*
acak Pony: *Sees Burt* Excuse me sir, I'm on a scavenger hunt, do anda have a yellow crayon, atau a cell phone?
Burt: I don't have any of those.
acak Pony: What kind of a pony doesn't have a cell phone? *Walks phone*
Burt: *Knocks on door*
Mildred: AH! That could be him!
Burt: Bob, could I come in?
Bob: Sure.
Mildred: What are anda doing?
Bob: Relax, use that bantal if he tries to meninju, pukulan you.
Burt: *Enters room* Mildred, what are anda doing here?
Emily: She just stopped oleh a few menit ago.
Burt: Oh. Anyway, I wanna apologize for my behavior. It was wrong of me, and I won't do it again.
Mildred: That's great Burt. Thank you.
Burt, and Mildred left the room smiling at each other.
Bob: Well, now what?
Emily: We enjoy the rest of our cruise until returning to Fillydelphia.
Captain: *Talking on loudspeaker* Attention, this is your captain speaking. I know this may seem like you're flying on an airplane, especially with the starting sentence, but that's not the point. anda will be returning to Fillydelphia soon. Thank anda for staying with us, and we hope anda enjoyed your visit on this ship.
Bob: Well. It was nice while it lasted.
2 B continued
Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would anda like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that anda threatened to beat her up if anda saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have anda seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't anda have some drinks with me? You'll cinta it.
Bob: How many did anda have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would anda like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would anda want to beat up your wife?
Burt: She disrespected me.
Bob: Well, the way I heard it, anda were disrespecting her.
Burt: anda must've heard it wrong. She told me that she didn't want to be called mum anymore, so that infuriated me, and I told her to leave me alone.
Bob: anda know, maybe for once anda should call your wife oleh her own name.
Waiter: *Arrives with drinks*
Burt: Thank you.
Bob: Yes, thanks.
Burt: Could anda bring us another drink?
Waiter: Yep. I'm on it. *Goes to get drinks*
Burt: Now anda drink that booze, and tell me what anda think.
Bob: *drinks* It's- *Coughs* Good. *Bangs on counter twice*
Burt: I knew you'd like it. *Drinks his drink* Now, why would I want to call Mildred oleh her own name, when I got an adorable nickname for her?
Bob: I don't think she likes that nickname anymore. Maybe anda should stop.
Burt: No thanks.
Waiter: *Brings drinks*
Burt: Thank you. *drinks*
Bob: *Drinks, coughs, then bangs on counter twice*
Burt: anda really enjoy that, don't you?
Bob: Yeah, but I have to go. *Leaves counter*
Bob returned to his room, where Emily, and Mildred were waiting.
Mildred: What did he say?
Bob: *drunk* Who's he? I never met that pony.
Mildred: Burt. What did he say to you?
Bob: Oh, that pony... He berkata that mum is a great name for you.
Emily: Are anda okay Bob?
Bob: Me? Of course I am... Who are we talking about?
Mildred: I'm so menyeberang, salib with Burt, I could just meninju, pukulan him.
Emily: Bob has a solution to get that anger out of your system. What was it Bob?
Bob: What was what?
Emily: Oh, I remember. Grab a pillow, and meninju, pukulan it.
Mildred: *Grabs pillow* Are anda sure?
Emily: This works all the time.
Mildred: *Punches pillow* That felt fun.
Meanwhile outside of Bob's room
Burt: *Walking toward Bob's room*
acak Pony: *Sees Burt* Excuse me sir, I'm on a scavenger hunt, do anda have a yellow crayon, atau a cell phone?
Burt: I don't have any of those.
acak Pony: What kind of a pony doesn't have a cell phone? *Walks phone*
Burt: *Knocks on door*
Mildred: AH! That could be him!
Burt: Bob, could I come in?
Bob: Sure.
Mildred: What are anda doing?
Bob: Relax, use that bantal if he tries to meninju, pukulan you.
Burt: *Enters room* Mildred, what are anda doing here?
Emily: She just stopped oleh a few menit ago.
Burt: Oh. Anyway, I wanna apologize for my behavior. It was wrong of me, and I won't do it again.
Mildred: That's great Burt. Thank you.
Burt, and Mildred left the room smiling at each other.
Bob: Well, now what?
Emily: We enjoy the rest of our cruise until returning to Fillydelphia.
Captain: *Talking on loudspeaker* Attention, this is your captain speaking. I know this may seem like you're flying on an airplane, especially with the starting sentence, but that's not the point. anda will be returning to Fillydelphia soon. Thank anda for staying with us, and we hope anda enjoyed your visit on this ship.
Bob: Well. It was nice while it lasted.
2 B continued