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I got out of my disguise, and continued riding my motorcycle towards Switzerland.

Sean: *Stops near checkpoint, then looks behind him*
Nazi Bikers: *Getting close*
Sean: *Looks at checkpoint*
Nazis: *Walking towards Sean*
Sean: *Rides away from checkpoint*
Nazi Bikers: *Follow Sean*
Sean: *Turns right*
Nazi Bikers: *Follow Sean*
Sean: *Turns left on grass*

Shredder, and Bartholomew were having an easier time getting to Switzerland.

Shredder: *sees alps* The Alps.
Brewster: Splendid.
Shredder: *Flying past castle* Another twenty four miles, and we'll make it.

atau so it seemed. They were getting closer, when the airplane started to act strange.

Shredder: *Losing altitude, and hits a few buttons*
Brewster: What is it, petrol?
Shredder: I don't know! Fuel seems okay, but we're losing power! *Crashes into tree*
Brewster: *Sees fire*
Shredder: *Pushes Brewster out plane* Go that way *Points to road* I'll follow you.
Brewster: *Walking towards road*
Nazis: *Arrive in car*
Brewster: *sees car*
Nazi: *Grabs sniper rifle*
Brewster: *Very sad* Shredder?
Sniper: *Shoots Brewster*
Shredder: Brewster?! *Runs to Brewster*
Nazis: *Pointing guns at Shredder*
Shredder: *Crying* DON'T SHOOT, DON'T SHOOT!! I surrender! *Leans down* Brewster? I'm sorry buddy, I fouled things up.
Brewster: That's okay. Thank anda for getting me... Out. *dies*
Shredder: Why?

Okay, after that dramatic death scene...

Sean: *Riding up grassy hill*

I lost the guys on the bike, but there was another problem in my path.

Sean: *Sees two fences*

One was shorter then the other.

Sean: *Looks right*
Nazis: *Arrive in truck*
Sean: *Looks behind him*
Nazi Bikers: *Catching up*
Sean: *goes left*
Fifty Nazis: *Running towards Sean*
Sean: *Turns around, then catches air from riding up a small hill*

I landed between the two fences.

Nazis: *Running towards Sean*
Sean: *Turns around*
Nazi Biker: *Shoots bike*
Sean: *Falls off, and lands in wires*
Nazis: *Pointing guns at Sean*
Sean: *Bleeding*
Nazi 798: aufstehen Verlierer.
Sean: *Slowly standing up, his left arm hurts*
Nazi 798: nennen?
Sean: *Shows major badge, then sticks right arm in air* Heil Robotnik.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog


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 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy tampil that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank anda everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank anda very much....
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anda see that weight on your wings?
So i know what you're feeling
Yeah, anda got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

Don't let your colors
bleed into grey
We got each other
and chances to take
Yeah, anda got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

I'll chase the sky with you
I'll chase the night with you
I'll chase the light with you
If anda wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
If anda wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Anything in your heart
Is lebih than worth keeping (Mmm)
I'll shoot for the stars
If that's what anda needed

Just say the word
and baby, i'll run
I'll find a way
to go beyond the sun
I'll...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
so here are a few theories i got for this show:

Theory #1: since Hasbro and DHX never even bothered to give Cozy Glow any semblance of a backstory, my theory is that she's actually a fully-grown adult pony stuck inside a filly's body. she was born with a condition that never let her physically age after filly-hood.

Theory #2: while we do know Sunset used to be Celestia's puncak, atas student, i always thought there was something lebih to it than just a teacher-student relationship. and since we never get to see if Sunset had parents at some point in time, my theory is that she's Celestia's adopted daughter. remember how worried Celestia was about Sunset at the end of the first EqG movie? yeah, something tells me they're lebih than just teacher and ex-student.

Theory #3: at one point in time, King Sombra used to be a great and loved king, before he became corrupted oleh his desire for power that forced Celestia and Luna to banish him into the abyss.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The final part of Tom Foolery's tampil is here.

Tom: Now, most of anda probably don't know this, but we all have several things in common. I'll give anda an example. We're all here together, in the greatest city in Maressouri.
Crowd: *Clapping*
Tom: I have some even funnier ones. When you're in your car, and anda stop at a red light. Do anda ever try to pindah an extra inch atau two?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: But when anda see other cars in front of you, you're in no rush to get as close to the other guy as possible. anda just coast to the red light.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Coast to the red light, then all of a sudden...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom was now making fun of the modern movie industry.

Tom: As much as I enjoy being an actor, when I'm not entertaining anda with jokes.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: I always want to make sure the movie I'm in is good. They're not all comedies, my most baru saja film, Suicide was actually quite dark. Yet for some reason, comedians feel like it's a great way to improve their career. Correct me if I'm wrong, but being in a dramatic R-rated film will not improve your comedy career.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: That's why no one knows who Jim Carrey is anymore.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: His baru saja role as Dr. Robotnik...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom continued insulting politicians, much to the delight of his audience.

Tom: Presidential candidates are always a good target for comedians to make fun of, but anda know what another populer target is? Black Lives Matter.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Many black ponies are accusing millions of ponies of the Caucasian race, for something only one police officer did in the Midwest!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Who's the racist now anda assholes?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And do anda really think that every single Caucasian hates blacks?! When did we time travel back to the 18th Century?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Even the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What's a comedy tampil without politics? Tom is going to make fun of the presidential election.

Tom: I don't know what's worse, this covid pandemic, atau the presidential election.
Crowd: Yeah!!!
Tom: I don't trust either Trump, atau Biden so I'm not going to vote. *Talks like a filly* But Tom, it's important for the economy!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Losing jobs, and spending money on taxes is not good for the economy!
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: I don't give a fuck what ponies tell me. I don't trust the president, I don't trust the princess, I don't trust anyone that works for the Equestrian government! Why?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After mentioning things anda should only do alone, Tom had another segment for his audience to enjoy.

Tom: anda know one thing I like to do when I'm alone? Rewatch some episodes of On The Block.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Not only do I enjoy comedy, but I also enjoy being an actor. It's the only job where anda can get away with murder.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: Unless you're Robert Deniro, and the main protagonist is Al Pacino.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Seeing those two together was a lot of fun, but what really surprised me was seeing Pacino as a cop. He's normally the criminal, but I still got a kick...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy tampil that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank anda everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank anda very much.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: And shut up.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Jerry: Sorry, but I got nothing.
Vito: I don't feel like dying. That's the reason we left the family in the first place.
Harlan: *Hears a car* What's that? *Looks out the window*
Vito: What is it?
Harlan: A cop.

The three stallions started to panic, but Vito had a plan.

Vito: I think I know what to do. Go upstairs and let me handle this.
Police Pony: *Rings the doorbell*
Vito: *Opens the door* How can I help anda officer?
Police Pony: We got a complaint a while ago. Apparently this morning, some ponies had a gunfight just in front of your house. anda know anything about this?
Vito: No. I was riding...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Twilight Sparkle: *In a black convertible with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the convertible they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!

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Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.

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Twilight: Why would somepony want me dead?
Toby: That's what we're trying to find out.

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Tim: *Gets punched three times oleh a blue unicorn. He gets punched one lebih time, and his glasses break*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting selanjutnya to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this week's episode.

Tim: You're splitting us up?
Captain Jefferson: Just until Saturday. Someone's gotta teach the new guys what to do.

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Pony: *Driving a sports car* Turn on the nitrous.
Pony 2: *Turns on the nitrous*
Pony: *Going faster*

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Captain Jefferson: These two guys are wanted oleh the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania.
Tim: *Driving after the bad guys*
Captain Jefferson: We gotta be on our game.
Tim: *Hits another car, and goes on two wheels*

Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting selanjutnya to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Saten Twist returned to Los Angeles in the Super Chief, he saw Jake looking at him.

Jake: *Angry*
Saten: *Sweating* Why is he giving me that look? *Stops the train*
Jake: *Tapping his left front hoof on the ground, waiting for Saten Twist*
Saten: *Climbs down from the engine's cab* Why are anda angry at me?
Jake: anda owe me an apology for the way anda talked to me yesterday.
Saten: John-
Jake: IT'S JAKE!!!!
Saten: Why are anda getting angry at me all of a sudden?
Jake: Your lecture towards me made me lose my job, and now I can't find work anywhere else.
Saten: anda quit?
Jake: Yeah. I'm still waiting...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


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 Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*
Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*


Albuquerque, New Mexicolt. July 19th, 1958

Saten Twist: *Walking towards the Super Chief*
Stallion 16: Here to take this train all the way to Los Angeles?
Saten Twist: *Nods, and climbs into the cab*
Conductor: All aboard!!
Saten Twist: *Blows the horn twice, and makes the train go forward*
 This is the train Saten Twist is driving, called the Super Chief. A luxury train for ponies.
This is the train Saten Twist is driving, called the Super Chief. A luxury train for ponies....
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Oh shit, BT's not making fun of someone this time around? (well in an indirect way I might be but let's see where this goes)

Yeah, I don't care if anyone reads this, I just want to get this off of my chest, because I'm gonna try and be real with this site for once and it's 1 AM in the morning.

One thing I've noticed in the time that i've been a part of this club (since like, 2012 atau something, idk), is that this club has lost its backbone. The baru saja year, now, I've been shitposting like mad, pissing in everyone's cornflakes. I have admittedly been the worst kind of person, for NO good reason....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD