my little pony friendship is magic Article: On Celestia's Secret Service part 3

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

The three ponies went for a walk toward a ski resort. Rareesa lives in a really cool part of town, literally.

Fenix: I have some soldiers stationed oleh here. They'll be able to get us from here to Discord's base.
Con: Alright, in the mean time the three of us can go skiing.
Koreans: *arrive on snowmobiles*
Fenix: atau not.
Con: Go get those soldiers, we'll cover you!
korean pony62: Hello anda two.
Rareesa: Hi.
korean pony62: Don't think about running, because we are getting help from sweden.
Con: anda need all the help anda can get to stop us. *shoots korean pony* Take his snowmobile!
Rareesa: *leaves on snowmobile*
korean pony85: Alright anda two, as we planned.
Con: *skis down hill*
sweden pony24: *follows Con*
Con: *switches to automatic firing*
sweden pony52: HA! He has a small pistol!
Con: *kills sweden ponies*
korean pony85: *passes & shoots at Con*
Rareesa: Oh brilliant!
korean pony85: *shoots Rareesa*
Rareesa: *teleports behind pony*
korean pony85: What?!
Rareesa: *breaks the pony's neck*
Con: Rareesa! anda ok?
Rareesa: I'm alright darling. Where are the germans?
Fenix: In helicopters!
Con: Excellent.
Fenix: Hop in, and we'll get to Discord's base.
Con & Rareesa: *Get in helicopter*
German pony35: *flies helicopter*
Con: How many ponies are here?
Fenix: 12, and they're all willing to fight alongside you.
Con: Excellent. Where is Discord's base?
german pony35: Right in front of us.

I'll tampil anda a picture of the base, but the rest will all be told later.

Discord's base of operations

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The Importance of Being You.

posted by btflash

Oh shit, BT's not making fun of someone this time around? (well in an indirect way I might be but let's see where this goes)

Yeah, I don't care if anyone reads this, I just want to get this off of my chest, because I'm gonna try and be real with this site for once and it's 1 AM in the morning.

One thing I've noticed in the time that i've been a part of this club (since like, 2012 atau something, idk), is that this club has lost its backbone. The baru saja year, now, I've been shitposting like mad, pissing in everyone's cornflakes. I have admittedly been the worst kind of person, for NO good reason....

Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, EQD

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Dark Times Equestria - Act II

posted by SomeoneButNoone

My name? Alonzo Langusa. Age when I started operating? 23.

Act II

Vengeance...

Living was hard. I had to hide my name. I had to find a good job yet there was not enough money. Life was rough and it was because of these man. Vincent Galar, Apollo Monetto and Angelo Vertezio. I was taught oleh ma'am Crossroad not to kill. Yet I wanted to. I wanted vengeance. At age of 15 I started smoking and further drinking at age of 17 until at age of 23 I was kicked from my apartment. I went to Canterlot to find my good old friend her name was Clara. When I came she was shocked. I still remember it.

"Who are you?"...

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Dark Times Equestria - Act I

posted by SomeoneButNoone

It was a cold night like this one when my father smoked his last cigarette in our family house. The night so cold even me myself did not want to go out. The time? As a kid anda don't care about that. It was dark, and it was winter. natal day. After Equestrian economical fall and industrial boom, everyone changed, the dirty mafias started to leak. My father was part of one of these. A high up. One of important people in Vertezio familia. Still on that night...

Act I

That Night...

"So how was your hari outside" Father asked me with a smile. "Good" was all I answered. I was 11 what could I say....

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Saten Twist Adventures: Bonus episode... PART 4

posted by Canada24

apel, apple Bloom: ... Who'd've thought it'd be so hard to find somethin' for us all to do together?

Scootaloo: Well, I know this might sound crazy, but what if we didn't?

Apple Bloom: Didn't what?

Scootaloo: Do things together. Well, do everything together.

Apple Bloom: But we're the Cutie Mark Crusaders!

Scootaloo: And we always will be! But I really wanna bungee jump! The speed, the height, the fall!

Sweetie Belle: And I know anda two aren't interested, but I wanna try : Isn't there something you've always wanted to do on your own?

Apple Bloom: I don't know... I guess I figured we'd always do stuff together....

Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook

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Project GATE Episode 7

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Darkness - *burst into room* Bad news! Void was kidnapped!
Dan - What?!
Snowflake - Void...

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Location - ???
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Void - *wakes up strapped to some meja covered with bandages* What the...
Nyx - Good hari VOID. I never thought anda will be the first to feel truth.
Void - What are you- *looks at him and see big machine behind him*
Nyx - Ah anda see this. My project. buah-buahan of my reschearch. The best weapon ever. anda know - cores are great aren't they. They stay alive for 20 years. But anda know what is better in them. Their power. A sheer power that may pindah body atau stimulate brain. And this detik thing...

Gran Turismo Episode 12 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tim, and Julia returned to the police station.

Captain Jefferson: Tim Miller, and Julia Rose.
Tim: Hello Captain.
Captain Jefferson: I heard about your heroic act on Monday Avenue. Well done.
Julia: Don't give us all of the credit Captain. There were other officers as well.
Captain Jefferson: I understand. When I see them, I'll give them their congrats as well.
Tim: We still on stakeout tomorrow Captain?
Captain Jefferson: That's right. You're on stakeout until further notice.

Next day.

Tim: *Driving his ular berbisa, viper passing Local Consideration*
Julia: Let's check out The Highway.
Tim: *Turns right on Byer Lane*...

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New Era : Reborn Afterimage.

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Epilouge.
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5 Years later.
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Canterlot
13th May
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Sandman - 13th of may...
Mare - A really fearful hari huh?
Sandman - Damn right. I saw this city burn. I saw it die slowly.
Mare - It's okay. It's not rebuilded fully but it has buty it had before.
Sandman - Maybe but Eiffla tower won't be fixed. New York statue the same.
Mare - You're right on that...
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Ice - Damn it's hot this may.
Fire - Yeah. It was quiet hot that hari too.
Ice - Damn right.

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Colt - Dad tell me about the war!
Damien - Well your dad fought for city we live in - Canterlot. anda know it was hard but your daddy wanted to...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 120 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: April 12, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:46 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stylo walked into the station, and was going to talk to Pete, when he came out of his office.

Pete: There anda are Stylo. I need anda to come here.
Stylo: Perfect. I was just on my way to see you. *Enters Pete's office*

They say down at Pete's desk

Stylo: Sir,
Stylo & Pete: If I may start fir-
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo & Pete: It's fine, anda can-
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo & Pete: Wanna go first?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: anda go first.
Stylo: Okay. I've had it with Mike destroying our stuff on this railroad....

Ponies On The Rails Episode 120 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...

The Cops Part 18

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Lewis: *Playing cards with Andy, Bob, and Orion*
Shawn: Thanks for inviting us over anda two.
Andy: You're welcome.

The doorbell rang.

Lewis: I'll get it. *Stands up* Don't anda dare look at my cards.
Shawn: I'll make sure they don't Lewis.
Lewis: *Opens the door*
Pony 83: Yo, what's good homie?
Lewis: I'm playing cards with some friends. Can I help you?
Pony 83: Yeah man. anda know Kyle Jordan? The pony that owns the Video Store?
Lewis: Yeah. What about him?
Pony 83: Earlier today, I went to his store, but it was empty. He didn't lock the door, and just left everything out like it was open. Now I know Kyle,...

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The Cops Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

The Silver Ballroom

Bevo, St. Foalis, July 9, 1996

It was 1 in the morning. Lewis, and Bob were sitting selanjutnya to each other at one end of the bar, and Benjamin Guarino was at the other end, with four of his friends.

Benjamin: Hey, how are anda two doing over there?
Lewis: Fine, fine.
Benjamin: Drinks all around.
Bartender: *Preparing drinks*
Benjamin: We're getting close to the end of the 20th Century. Let's enjoy it while it lasts!
Lewis: Yeah, the 21st Century is only a few years away.
Bartender: *Gives everypony their drinks*
Benjamin: Enjoy the drinks fellas!
Bob: Yeah, puncak, atas of the morning...

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Saten Twist Adventures: S3E5 PART 4

posted by Canada24

Saten: It's too bad that Carly girl didn't come.

Derby: She seemed kinda messed up in the head.

Saten: So?

Derby: We already have someone for that role.

FLASHBACK:

Master Sword: hey Derpy, happy birthday.. Here's your present.

Derpy: Is that a head!?

Master Sword: (holding dead pony head) Yep, he shouldn't of touched my stuff!

END FLASHBACK:

Starlight: Are anda sure guys sure about this..

Saten: hey we're here for you.

Spike: Me tw-

Saten: (angrily) SHUT UP SPIKE!.. (calmly to Starlight) See, we're all friends here.

Starlight: Well, no offence Saten, but anda don't exactly build to my comfort.

Saten: Hey.....

Ponies On The Rails Episode 119 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: April 6, 1963
Location: Denver Coltorado
Time: 5:12 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stephanie was driving a freight train home. She just got the train out of Denver.

Stephanie: Cheyenne, here I come. *Blows the horn on her train*

However, she passed a damaged switch, but she didn't know it was damaged. She thought it was an alternate route to Cheyenne.

Stephanie: I better pick up the pace. *Increasing speed*
Stallions: *Getting derailers onto the tracks* Hurry, she's coming.
Stephanie: *Blows the horn on her train four times*
Stallions: Let's get out of here! *Running away*
Stephanie: What did they...

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kupu-kupu Effect - Episode 6

posted by SomeoneButNoone

12:32
Cafe.

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Slash - So why anda called me here for.
Midnight - First to enjoy some coffee and get some info from you.
Slash - About fox?
Midnight - Bingo.
Slash - Not much to say... It's *sighs* truly appreciated formula for sadistic rulers.
Midnight - What do anda mean?
Slash - If anda make a legend, someone will copy it. And it becomes domino effect.One rubah, fox dies, two rises. No one can stop it *takes cigarette.*
Midnight - That's awful...
Slash - Every formula have flaw of course. But I can't break it myself.
Midnight - I'll help!
Slash - Huh? How...
Midnight - I will catch every rubah, fox for you!
Slash - Hm......

Ponies On The Rails Episode 119 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: April 6, 1963
Location: Denver Coltorado
Time: 10:30 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

When Mirage returned with Nicole, Stephanie was helping some ponies uncouple freight cars.

Pony 75: Uncouple the Missouri Pacific car from the rest of the train.
Stephanie: *Uncouples a Missouri Pacific Boxcar from the train, and watches it roll down the hump*
Mirage: *Walks over to Stephanie with Nicole* Hello Steph. Glad anda could make it.
Stephanie: Thanks Mirage. So is this all we're doing? Taking turns in uncoupling freight cars from trains?
Nicole: Not exactly. There are lots of freight cars containing stone...

Gran Turismo Episode 11 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Swerve into each other, and stop, blocking the freeway*
Other Ponies: *Stopping. One heads towards them in a sports car, and hits both of the cars going airborne*

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Julia: Tim's really bored with his new assignment.
Captain Jefferson: Then tell him to suck it up. anda two will do this until your car gets fixed.

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Tim: Did anda see what just arrived?
Julia: No. What is it?
Tim: An old Monaco.

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Nikki: *Drag racing a pony in a Corvette*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting selanjutnya to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 118 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: March 19, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:11 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: Game number 2. A relay race. anda must run from the flatcar, to the boxcar, and back to your teammates. In order to make your teammates go, anda have to hoofbump them. Is everyone ready?

Everyone is ready

Pete: Three! Two! One! GO!
Hawkeye: & Stylo: *Running selanjutnya to each other*
Ponies: *Cheering for their teammates*
Hawkeye: *Reaches the boxcar first, and runs back to Orion*
Stylo: *Makes it to the boxcar, and runs back to Snowflake*
Snowflake: Come on Stylo, you're falling behind!
Hawkeye: *Hoofbumps Orion*...

Stop Motion Master Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The two helicopters were getting close to the border separating North, and South Vietnam.

Guy: We're getting towards enemy lines. Where's all the fighting?
Black Tuesday: I don't like the way this looks.
Vietnamese Ponies: *Appearing out of bushes with rocket launchers, and rifles*
Pilot: Look out! We got Charlies on the left!!
Pilot 2: I see them!!
Orion: Take this anda son of a-
Vietnamese pony 64: *Shoots Orion*
Orion: *Falls out of the chopper* WhooaaaAAAAAHHHHHH!! *Lands on the ground, and dies*
Vietnamese pony 40: *Shoots a rocket*
Pilot: Look out!!
Pilot 2: *Gets the back of his helicopter hit*...