HELP! I need a funny quote from a broadway musical about life that I need for a musical I'm in, please state the musical it's from.

Okay I'm currently hooked on "The Book of Mormon" so all the kutipan will be from there.

"I've got maggots in my scrotum, Um, okay?"
"Jesus just called me a dick"
"I'm going to take anda back to biblical times, 1823"
"I f#@ked a frog!"
"I'm Africa, just like Bono, I'm Africa!"
"My name is Joseph Smith and i'm going to f*#k this baby!"
"Joseph Smith magical aids frog"
"Thank anda god, now we are f#@king"
"Hello anda have a lovely mud hut, and if anda just put down the gun.. okay I'll leave."
"Hello my name is butt f'king naked... did anda know that the clitoris is a holy sacred text, its true!"
"You all know the bible, is made of testaments old and new. You've been told its just those two parts, atau only one if your a Jew."
"There's a hip new third part, with a Donny Osmond flair"
"God berkata go to your backyard and start digging oleh that pohon that makes perfect sense!"
"Wow so the bible is actually a trilogy? and the book of Mormon is return of the Jedi? I'm interested!"
"Oh god why are anda letting me die without tampilkan ppl the plates, they won't have any proof they just have to believe just cause, ohhh I guess that kinda what anda where going for."
"but mostly me!!!"

The whole of Avenue Q