On the other hand, you have different fingers.

A mermaid drowned. My sister ate Justin Bieber. The person above...IS THE NEW AVATAR!!!

Missing tortoise:
*He be my nigga
*He was chillin like a villan and someone grabbed the nigga
*I'm modaf*ckin pissed
*When I find you I will poke you in your eye and burn down your house
*Also f* your bitch and steal your lettuce
*Please give him back imma cry (Note! I do not curse, I just thought this was funny)

When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The car park, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'

'N this:

*British acent* I'm sorry... I didn't.mean it ... I'm going to kill you...I'm going to blow your head of like.rasenerry jam

*raseberry

Says it all

this

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did she go to the other side? To go to the bar.

Why did she go to the bar? To go to the toilet.

Why did she go to the toilet? Because that's where all the cocks hang out.

Your mama's like a roller coaster...she has her ups, she has her downs and 20 people or more can ride her at the same time!

Yo' Mama is so fat, she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.

Q: How can you tell that a blonde's been baking chocolate chip cookies?

A: There's M&M shells all over the floor.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?