Who thinks the stories of my cuz r funny.

ok. so my cousin is named Christian-Nightengale Sparrow Lighty. he is in looovvve with lady gaga. . when we went to the monster ball he had a tshirt that berkata im gonna marry lady gaga. we met her and she kissed him on his lips.(just a tinnie tiny peck.) he has always loved her. when he first saw her he berkata who is this beautiful woman here b4 me. then when he first heard her he berkata whos angelic voice of harps do i hear. tell me wat u think of him. if u like him i'll get him to come on here.