And no, we weren't drunk xD.
Anyway, enjoy :D
[Oida = Dude ]
It was an idyllic Wednesday evening. There had never been a blizzard like this before. No car was on the roads, except for one.
„WILSON!!!“
„Hm?“, Wilson murmured, he was too distracted oleh a pohon that was about to fall on the street.
House yelled again. „Did anda see that road sign??“
„Road sign?“, Wilson turned around and looked at House, „ There was a road sign?“
House was about to rant, when a high, strident voice interrupted him.
„Look at the road, Wilson!!“ It was Cuddy, who was clinging to House’s right arm. For once in his life, the pain in his arm was bigger than the pain in his leg.
Cameron was about to kill Cuddy.
House grimaced because he suddenly felt a pain in his left arm too. It was Cameron who glared at Cuddy and tried to pull House closer.
„The road sign said: New York.“, House whimpered, because Cuddy also tried to pull him closer.
Wilson widened his eyes. „Watch out, Chase!“
5 detik later a loud scream filled the air. „My hair!!!“, Chase cried as he was holding on to the car roof.
„What happened?“, Kutner asked confused.
„A Frozen cat hit me!“, Chase complained.
„Why are we in New York now?“, Thirteen asked.
Taub remained silent and continued looking like a fish.
A loud snore was coming out of the trunk.
„Shut up, Foreman!“, House was annoyed.
Chase was still crying because of his hair.
„No remarks from the kacang gallery!“, House took his cane and knocked on the car roof.
„My precious!“, Cameron shouted and pulled the cane out of House’s hand.
Cuddy didn‘t like that. A deafening cry followed as she grabbed the other end of the cane.
Kutner looked at House, Cameron and Cuddy. „Are anda playing house? Can I be the dog?“
The cane decided to get his own life and escaped from the hands of Cuddy and Cameron. It flew through the air and wanted to jump Wilson.
„Ouch!“ He lost consciousness and his face hit the horn. The car stopped, Chase fell off the roof and landed softly in a (frozen) bush.
„Mm hr!“
The others got out oft he car.
„What’s wrong, honey?“, Cameron asked.
Chase spit out snow on her shoes. „My hair…“
„Where are we?“, Taub asked. Foreman was knocking inside the trunk.
At the same time, Adam was trying to build some fireworks in the lab.
Mac entered the lab. „Adam, what are anda doing??“
„Huh?“ He tried to hide the fireworks.
Stella entered the lab as well. „Why are anda honking?“
„I’m not honking.“
Mac looked at her. „Neither am I.“
Mac and Stella turned around and left the building to look who was honking.
It was Wilson. lebih exactly his head.
„Hands up atau I'll shoot!“, Mac pointed his gun at Taub, who looked like a scared ikan now.
„I’m Greg.“, House said.
„ I’m Mac.“
Someone shouted out of the window. „And I’m Flack!!!“
The ice was broken.
It fell off the bagasi, batang and Foreman climbed out.
Adam came out of the building too. „Oh hey, the party guests! Come in!“
„Is the man in the car dead?“, Mac asked.
„What are you? A detective?“ House asked sarcastically.
„Yes I am, Detective Mac Taylor and these are my partners Detective Stella Bonasera and Detective Adam Ross.“
„These are Huey, Dewey and Louie“ he pointed at Thirteen, Taub and Kutner.
At that moment Wilson opened his jeans…umm eyes. (Cuddles and Olivine: *drool*)
„Mommy?“ Wilson asked dizzily.
Cuddy, who had examined Wilson grumbled angrily
„I am not your mom!“
„You look exactly like her, anda have the same wrinkles…“
Cuddy hit him hard in the face with a ikan (which was Taub).
Wilson lost consciousness.
The hoot returned and so did the hooters…umm Cuddy.
Finally everybody entered the building.
Adam and Kutner who had become BFF immidiately, threw the party.
„Where’s the alcohol?“ House asked eagerly.
„We have no alcohol.“ Mac replied.
House’s eyelid started to flutter threateningly.
Just then, Danny and Lindsay entered the room and waved with the alcohol bottles.
„Thank god.“ House murmured.
A few bottles later everybody was dead drunk.
Stella and Cuddy were dancing on a table, half-naked.
„This is better than in my wildest dreams.“, House berkata and stared at Cuddy, while Mac was staring at Stella and nodded absent- minded.
10 detik later Stella pulled Mac on the meja and kissed him. (Olivine: wild and passionately!! <3)
Cuddy saw it and tried to pull House on the table, but it turned out to be lebih difficult than she had thought, because suddenly Cameron was holding on to House’s right leg. „My precious!!!“
Foreman was doing the same with House’s left leg. „House, I‘ve always loved you!!“
House had never felt such physical and mental pain before.
Danny and Lindsay saw the massive spectacle and decided to help.
„Look! Over there! Chase is doing a striptease!“, they both shouted.
„What?? Where?“, they were so startled that they let go off House’s legs.
„Oida!“, House groaned and Cuddy finally managed to pull him on the table.
Chase was sleeping in a corner.
Adam told Kutner to finally ciuman Thirteen, but he was too scared. So Thirteen kissed him. (Olivine: haha, that had to be XD)
Cameron and Foreman were fighting over Chase, who was still sleeping and didn’t notice anything.
Suddenly a snowman entered the room. It turned out to be Wilson.
Taub and Sid were having an exciting conversation about dead fish.
Danny and Lindsay found Adam’s fireworks and shot them off.
A few months later…
„I’m pregnant.“, Cuddy and Stella said, almost simultaniously although Cuddy was in New Jersey and Stella was in New York.
House’s eyelid fluttered even harder this time. „O________o Unzgruzn!“
Mac stared at Stella. „Oh...ohooo O_o“
The End..... :p
