Oh, sorry. I'm a bit slow today. I'M GOING TO KILL YOU TOO. I'M JUST WAITING FOR ANDIE SO WE CAN DO IT TOGETHER.

sweet of you to wait for her...

Him?

oops... i keep thinking of 'Fred'

awwwwwww Best! Well, good night ya all! ( yes, that is my Hagrid mode) and also, what exactlay is an Athenist?

Maybe something to do with athena or athens? unless you mean atheist?...

ooops. Yes! I'm so sorry! That was not supposed to offend anyone at ALL. * Blushes and hides*

well,check on ya 2morrow. If i have time. :)

an atheist is someone who doesn't believe in God or a higher power. I'm not one, but I'm pretty sure thats how it works...

well, bye people!

good night :) I have to break my habit of going to bed at midnight, cause school starts in two weeks, and my bus comes at 6:30... AM! :(

^ really? I need to get up then...

Hey, guys... Mind if I rant?

Kay, so my school is so f*cked up. Particularly the teachers. In fact, the only teachers I really like are Music, Health... yeah, that's it. The rest are either neutral or piss me off.

Oh, the ones who piss me off. How I wish to pop all their heads, like annoying zits. For example, our Math teacher, who shall now be known as SMT, really needs a major attitude adjustment. He always keeps us in for a few minutes after our last period ends, so people end up late for buses and whatnot. He makes us stand up in class and answer questions like, "What is half of a half?" or some sh*t like that. And he talks to us like we're mentally retarded. XP D:<

I also have this Geography Teacher who reminds me of Professor Um-BITCH. She picks on me, saying, "Gemonk (not really saying that, I just had to put it there), why can't you speak up in presentations like the rest of the class?" And I'm like, "WTF? Why can't you pick on B (had to put that there), who never does any work?" She also is very condescending. :P

Finally, I have this PE teacher sometimes, and she picks on my hair. Yes, my hair. You see, I wear my hair out, and I have bangs sometimes falling into my eyes. And she says that bangs are bad for you, and a fad. Um, hello? A fad? Bangs (or fringe) have been around since the Beatles!

But enough of my life. Hows yours?

... I hate you guys.

so I'm guessing you guys DON'T want to see a picture of Darren Criss doing a strip tease?

You hate me? *sob*

(If this was because of the 300 page thing, well, too bad, you should've woken up at 6 am like I did.)

Strip tease? *drool*

yeah, well sorry, but I LIKE being asleep at 6.00.

'specially when going to sleep before 11 is an achievement for me, coz I spend so much time talking to you guys in the middle of the night!!

oi, Gemonk, what state do you live in?

and you can't see the strip tease unless you get down on your knees and BEG.

oh, and before I forget... *confiscates and eats everyone's potatoes*

Haha, I don't. ;D

Why doncha guess which state I'm in?

No, no strip tease? D:

HEY! *steals Andie's potato*

I have no Idea what state you're in. Victoria?

*steals back and noms*

*feigning reluctance* oh, fine. if I must...

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGG!!!!

Mmmm, yummy goodness. P:

*gasp* Do I really sound Victorian to you? Oh, well, I wish I lived there, because Victoria has Hot Topic! *sob*

IT DOES??!?!??!?! HOW COME I DID NOT KNOW THIS!?!?!

I'm Victorian, coz I'm just that cool :)

are you from... Western Australia?

Yep, it does, some weird place with the letter D in it or something. Just google "Hot Topic Australia".

No! I am not from WA. That place... is vair weird.

haha yeah. my grandma comes from there. she FROZE longlife milk!!!!

northern territory?

STELLA!
ANSWER BITCH!!! (yes, I did check your page just so I could yell that at you.)

oh, and just coz I'm bitter...

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I GOT THE FIRST TWO POSTS ON PAGE 302!!!!!

Go you, Andie. Go you.


D: they don't haz Mockingjay here yet T_T

I know! I need it to come out, so I can be all smarmy about getting it by mail!!!

on a slightly unrelated note, I have the latest Artemis Fowl book waiting to be read. but I'm torturing my friends (who are reading it after me) by putting it off... XD I'm so evil to them.

Yay xD
I ordered Fire by mail, I should get it this week or next...

cool :) I can't feel the fingers on my left hand :)

Happy 21st birthday to Rupert Grint, and happy 13th to me!!!! Sorry had to get that out :)

HOORAY HAPPY B'DAY!!!!

since it's your birthday, you can have your potatoes back.
*magically produces them, wraps them up and hands them over*
:D

Andie, why?

And happy birthday, cappy =)

coz I may've accidentally cut off circulation slightly... *shifty eyes*

I haz one word: FAIL :D

*only takes one potato and hands them out to share* thanks. :) I was just excited because I'm now a teenager (I'm one of the youngest in my class. I'm going into 8th)

And also, today I get my schedule for school!

cool :)

hehe, I practically miss school two thursdays running :) *cheeky grin*

(again) Andie, why?

thanks for the potato, capz :)

hehe... this thursday I'm doing the rolls (going around to each class around the beginning of the period and give the teacher an electric roll to mark, and next thursday I'm going to a writers festival! :D

The rolls???
But the writers festival sounds awesome :)

it's fun doing the rolls! you don't have to do anything the ENTIRE DAY!

and yes, the writers festival is going to be pretty bloody epic.

WHAT THE HELL ARE ROLLS?

I'm asking the same thing

ok, you know how at the beginning of classes teachers call out your name and mark down wether you're there or not on a piece of paper?
that's a roll.

Aha. So what's with doing the rolls?

you just go around, give teachers the rolls, wait till they've finished marking them then leave again. AND you get away with listening to your iPod, so added bonus!

hello! i see no body has - oh, nevermind!

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

*confiscates potatoes* *again*

which story do you pefer:
one told from the point of the main character
OR
one told from the point of the narrator

oh, and Andie, I was talking about - ah, but I don't want to give you any ideas ;)

^^ Best, it all depends on the genre of the story for me. If it's mystery or fantasy or suspense, third person. And if it's like the Princess Diaries or something with no action, no suspense, then maybe the first person. I dunno... :S