I do not think that you read the books, either. ANd the Harry Potter actors aren't hot?

No, you're in denial they'll be awesome.

I have read the books! How can I prove it?

"We've given reasons, about 1000 of them. Can't say the same for Twiight though."

"Where are they? I don't see you posting anything!"

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"IDK, I really wouldn't care to see nerdy Edward or whiny Bella"

"How could you really call Edward, the beautiful sex-god, nerdy and the completely unselfish and independant Bella whiny?"

Cuz I'm sick of seeing Twi-hards like yourself keep saying Harry Potter is nerdy. What goes around comes around. And ella is whiny, she throws herself off a cliff and isolates her social life when Edward leaves.

"Can't say that unless they actually fought."

"But I'd bet all my money on Jacob."

But can you see the future. Obviously, you don't possess the Inner Eye. And don't even ask me what that is.

"Fiendfire conjures flaming serpents. And Sectumsempra cleans up blood? No!"

"What does it do, then? And what's Pottermore, again? I recall asking that earlier, but no one answered me."

Pottermore is an online game/bok reading complete with illustrated moments. Don't bother your time signing up.

"Of what exactly."

"Of Stephanie Meyer's brilliance of course! Have you even READ the books?!"

Brilliance is hardly the word I used after reading the first book.

"Wait, what?"

"I said, 'What is this- MEdieval times? 1600s?'"

I still understand why you said that.

"Same can be said about a different series of movies."

"What series? Only movies that come to mind are Harry Potter and... that's it! Just Harry Potter!"

Gee, I wonder what other seires is being discussed here. *Hyuck hyuck*

"As I rememeber, that one villian from Twilight died in the first book from being burned alive. All it takes for Harry is once simple wand movement o rid the world forever of Eddie."

"NOO! That would be tragic! The world needs Eddie-poo!"

Eddie's already crap. I don't need to see what his actual stuff looks like.

"I can't wait for PotterForever to come on here and take you on.
You lose!"

"Who's PotterForever? Another one of you, obviously. But he'll probably have stupid arguments as well! And I win!"

PotterForever is a brilliant user who takes jokes like you and spits them out. Btw, you're not Charlie Sheen.

"Remember, what is Pottermore"
Already answered

GAME OVER
Try again?

No you haven't. You would have known the spelling of Sirius' name. And you would have know those two spells.

Jeez, slushie. Stop being so... so... INFURIATING! INSUFFERABLE! And pottermore is an awesome website which I hope you don't troll! But if you want to, you can start when it's open to all, on August 75th, 2011.

In what book did they win the Quidditch cup? I gave you an easy one, too. You could probably get that without having read the books.

She'll probably just google it.

Which team? Quidditch world cup? Ireland won that one, close game, Bulgaria caught the snitch.

Well, I have to go to bed. We're not finished pwning you, Slushie.

Oh, and you definitely googled that.

Brilliant, Fawkes!

"I have read the books! How can I prove it?"

Who tells Harry about the Room of Requirement in Order of the Phoenix? Answer that correct, I'll think you might have possibly read the books.

What's a good one that only a book reader would know??????? Black family motto, maybe.

Neville? I haven't read OotP in a while, because that was the worst.

When Snape was subbing for Lupin's class, what page did he tell the class to turn to?

I read the books a long time ago! don't ask about the black motto. I am sure it would be about "purebloods rule! Muggles and mudbloods drool!"

WRONG! THAT WAS IN THE MOVIE! DOBBY TELLS HIM IN THE BOOKS! You're just a lying troll.

PS: I felt the Caps Lock was necessary

Page 394. Werewolves.

You didn't read the books. Googled everything. Now, goodnight fellow Potterheads, I must attend to my slumber.

How can I prove that I have read and not googled?

Because you got my question wrong! That's how!

Hmm... Easy way to settle this. Grab your Chamber of Secrets book. What page did Harry first see his godfather in dog form?

Hmm... Easy way to settle this. Grab your Chamber of Secrets book. What page did Harry first see his godfather in dog form?

Pokerface, don't you mean Prisoner of Azkaban?

Trick question! Prisoner of Azkaban!And it was page... 33. Second paragraph he saw the dog's eyes. Quote:He held it high over his head, and the pebble-dashed walls of number two suddenly sparkled;
And so on...

SHH!

Ooooooh..O_O. Sorry if I messed up your trick question pokerface.

Errmmm... Fawkes, it may differ between yours and hers, depends where you are and what version you have, but he/she's right.

How did you mess it up?

It's okay, Fawkes! :)
And scroll up, slushie. Don't be lazy!

Here's one, what's the name of the only known female house elf in Goblet of Fire and who does she work for?

Oooohhh.....

You have 2 minutes.

90 seconds.

1 minute.

Errmmm... Winky the House-elf (Starkid is hilarious, the should make a Twilight Musical), but she works for... *Looks at Goblet of Fire* Percy's boss?

30 seconds.

Don't forget, she has to reload, Fawkes. What if she reloaded when her time was up?

The name should be fairly simple...

Crouch, Barty?

I'll give her an additional minute to get the name.

Well, well, well. Congrats, you solved it, I'll let pokerface think of another.

I was convinced by the fact that she knew the page, so she had to have known what general area it was in, meaning she read it...

Let's see...

Hmm....

Who were Moony, Moody, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs?

And a Twilight musical? *Barf*

Watch Vampires Suck. That'd be good enough for you.

Moony=Remus Lupin, Moody=Crazy DADA teacher in fourth year. Wormtail=Peter Pettigrew, Padfoot=Sirius Black, Prongs=James Potter.

And I love Vampires Suck!

Going to bed. See ya in the morning or whatever.

I'll go to bed as well. And I hope I don't see you, slushie.

Hello?

I dunno guys, I think slushie is alright-ish. As long as she doesn't insult us.

Hey there fawkes! I hope all of you, Potterheads, have already registered to Pottermore. I love my username!!
Pottermore = sleep no more

^IKR!! :P

I've been up since 10pm CST and it is now 5:14 a.m.
I'm so drowsy, but it would be so worth it for Pottermore *gulps a 5 hour energy shot*