Rated T-M, sorry I suck at age ratings :P

Melinda walked into the antique shop, dropping her tas, dompet on the counter as she turned to face Delia. "How'd it go!?" "Don't sound so eager." Melinda replied with a laugh. "I watched Aiden last night; I deserve details." Melinda looked at Delia and smiled. "Sometimes details can never explain an event so... Dramatic."
Delia laughed and threw her arms up in the air. "Da da da DAAA! She got LAID, people!" Delia replied, assuming they were alone. "By who?" They turned around to see none other than Ned and Eli walking through the doors, with huge, stupid...