1. Why did the turkey menyeberang, salib the road? He wasn't a chicken.
2. Knock, knock! Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee, I ring the doorbell.
3. If anda are American in the living room, what are anda in the bathroom? European (you're a peein')!
4. What did the science book say to the math book? Boy, do anda have problems!
5. When I fell down, a friend asked, "Are anda all right?" I replied, "No, I'm half left."
6. What do anda get when anda menyeberang, salib a hedgehog with a turtle? A slow poke
7. Why do skunks like Valentine's Day? They're scent-imental.
8. Knock, knock! Who's there? Urine. Urine who? Urine...