On your computer is a clock, right? Use the time on your computer to help you make a sentence using the options below:

I dentify the hour:

1 AM/PM--> I punched
2 AM/PM--> I dated
3 AM/PM--> I called
4 AM/PM--> I made out with
5 AM/PM--> I seduced
6 AM/PM--> I killed
7 AM/PM--> I kicked
8 AM/PM--> I asked for a date with
9 AM/PM--> I cherished
10 AM/PM--> I danced with
11 AM/PM--> I slept with
12 AM/PM--> I kissed

Identify the minutes on the clock:

01 or 31--> Peter
02 or 32--> Lois
03 or 33--> Chris
04 or 34--> Meg
05 or 35--> Brian
06 or 36--> Stewie
07 or 37--> Joe Swanson
08 or 38--> Cleveland
09 or 39--> Quagmire
10 or 40--> Adam West
11 or 41--> Peter's mom
12 or 42--> Peter's dad
13 or 43--> Lois's mom
14 or 44--> Lois's dad
15 or 45--> Connie D'Amico
16 or 46--> the evil monkey
17 or 47--> Dr. Hartman
18 or 48--> Herbert
19 or 49--> Bonnie Swanson
20 or 50--> Loretta Brown
21 or 51--> Tom Tucker
22 or 52--> Diane Simmons
23 or 53--> Ollie Williams
24 or 54--> Shemus
25 or 55--> James Woods
26 or 56--> Jillian
27 or 57--> Death
28 or 58--> Horris
59 or 59--> Angela
00 or 60--> Opi

Indentify your shirt color:

White: because someone offered me $1,000,000
Red: because he/she is hot
Blue: because I'm depressed
Green: because I can't control myself
Yellow: because I'm drunk
Pink: because I'm in love
Purple: because I love myself
Black: because I hate him/her
Orange: because I wanted to
Gray: because I'm nuts
Other: because the voices told me to
Shirtless: because I hate myself