Serena: This is my— Eric: Stylist. And personal shopper, Eric.
Eric: So he waved? I wouldn't have taken him for a waver. Serena: Maybe he was just trying to be funny. Eric: Maybe he's shy. Serena: atau he hated me. Eric: No guy in the history of the world has ever hated you.
Blair: Eric, I didn't— Eric: See that coming? Yeah. Well it must be a shock for someone who thinks she knows everything.
Jenny: Your SOS was heard and answered. C'mon, we're breaking anda out. Eric: How are you— wait. What do anda mean, "we"?
Eric: Even if anda did cook, we don't have an oven.