Hercules: anda like making deals. Take me in Meg's place.
Hades: Hmm. The son of my hated rival trapped forever in a river of death.
Hercules: Going once...
Hades: Is there a downside to this?
Hercules: Going twice...
Hades: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. anda get her out. She goes, anda stay.
[Hercules dives in to save Megara]
Hades: Oh, there's just one thing. You'll be dead before anda can get to her. That's not a problem, is it?
Hades: How sentimental. anda know, I haven't been this choked up since I got a bingkah, cowok of moussaka caught in my throat.
Panic: "Hercules." Why does that name ring a bell?...
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