Episode IV: The Bagpipes From Baghdad's Golden Letters

I hated Alvestus the most, he was the third most evil person I knew. I looked around the house, but no sign of his existence there. After what seemed like hours I found him, he was inside of the bleak attic of our house. I peered a bit lebih to observe him better, he was trying to store his bagpipes in the crawlspace, mumbling. I wanted a special death for him, I opened the flap in the ceiling wide open, and stood up above him, he could not hear over the horrid notes of the bagpipes, which is when I thought he had the most effective weapon....