If anda could ask Stephenie Meyer a question/s what would it/they be?

1. Where'd the plot of the story go?
2. Were anda on acid when anda made vampire sparkle?
3. How do anda live with yourself knowing people compare your crappy piece of literature of something as truly amazing as Shakespeare?
4. Why do anda refuse to take criticism?
5. Why didn't anda give your characters any flaws unless they were blonde? And even then the flaw was only being a complete bitch.
6. Why does it seem like anda ripped of Harry Potter and countless other buku that are why ahead of your level.
7. Why do anda think two people could fall "irrevocably" in cinta with each other in, what was it?, about two weeks?
8. How many times did anda refer to a thesaurus while menulis Twilight?
9. Along with the fact that anda so obviously had berkata thesaurus, did anda also have a dictionary to look up meanings of some of your "big" words?
(ex: chagrin, masochist)
10. Do anda like nechrophelism and bestiality? Because that's the very basics of what Twilights about.
11. Why do anda want to send a message to teenage girls that if they're dumped, they should jump off a cliff to hear his voice again?
12. Why do anda approve of Ikkle Sethie going through all your mail and your computer and basically EVERYTHING around anda to make sure it doesn't offend Twilight?
13. Why do does it seem like Bella's physical keterangan is just You-100lbs?
And Lastly
13. Why does Twilight just seem like an overlong, crappy fanfiction?

1: Why are all the male protagonists in your buku abusive? (Edward, Jared etc) and why are your buku so sexist?
2: Why are Bella and Edward so unnaturaly obssesed to each other? Do anda know that healthy, normal ralationships are not like that?
3: Do anda have an issue with blonde people???
4: If Bella is not pretty, why is everybody in cinta with her?
5: Why does Bella cinta Edward, apart from him being perfect looking?
6: Do anda support pedophilia?
7: When a guy dumbs a girl, should she develop schizophrenia and/or commit suiside?
8: Do anda think that a young person shoud dump college like it's nothing important?
9: Do anda think that a girl should be a virgin before her marriage and if she's not it's wrong?
10: Do anda think that if a teenage girl doesn't have any life besides her boyfriend, it should be considered normal?

1. Are anda sure it was a dream anda had when anda first met Edward atau was it just a hallucination due to the drug anda obviously took?

2. Do anda feel good when teenagers go saying "UMIGUD! Twilight iz zooo gud! Its better than that Shekaspare shet"?

3. Why did anda destroy the hope that teenagers could read good literature? Now they basically compare everything to Twilight and sometimes refuse to read anything else because "It won-t be as good as Twilight." Which certainly is a lie.

4. Why on Earth make such terrific MONSTERS glowing ANGELS?

5. Did Stephen King crept anda out so much when anda were little that anda decided to change the vampire look/personality/menu?

6. Do anda realize anda could have saved THOUSANDS of trees if anda would have just published Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse/Breaking Dawn as a short story?

1. You've made the boyfriends of thousands of your fan seem inadequate because they don't sparkle. Are anda happy?
2. You've made your fan define the perfect man as "sparkly" and "dead" and "LAME!". Are anda happy?
3. Do anda compare your husband to Edward? Is it ok he doesn't sparkle?
4. How have anda hooked so many fan into buku which have no plot?
5. Do anda know what a vampire is?
6. Do anda know that good vampire don't sparkle?
7. Do anda know that your vampire suck because they sparkle?
8. If Bella is such a dull person, why do so many guys fall in cinta with her?
9. Does this mean I have to have a low self esteem and a dependence on men to find true love?
10. What made anda think Jacob falling in cinta with a baby is a good idea?
11. Why didn't anda just put Jacob and Leah together and leave Renesmee to be a baby?
12. What part of Bella being bruised and battered on the night of her honeymoon and loving it do anda think is appropriate for 12 year-old girls to read?

I could go on and on. This is actually very easy for me and somehow I think therapeutic.

What (near fatal blow to the head) inspired anda to write Twilight?

Well anda already wrote the pertanyaan i would ask her so i'm only gonna add

What were anda thinking when anda invented Renesmee???

Why does every girl in Twilight NEEDS a boyfriend???

1. Sparkles? Really? What the crud?
2. What would really happen if Buffy and Edward met? How about Buffy and Alice?
3. Alice's story about being in an insane asylum... Did anda write that from personal experience?
4. Did anda ever have a boyfriend steal your body glitter (and therefor become the inspiration for the sparklies)?
5. Do anda know what a Mary Sue is?
6. Was your editor drunk when she let Breaking Dawn through to be published?

What were anda thinking when anda were menulis Breaking Dawn?

How much medication were anda on while menulis Breaking Dawn?

anda have actually already mentioned a few that I would have asked. Anyway..

1. Why do her vampire sparkle? Well, obviously SMeyer wanted her vampire to be different from the traditional ones but why 'sparkles'?

2. Why did Bella fall in cinta with Edward? And why did it happen so fast?

3. Do anda support pedophilia?

4. How is it possible for Bella to be pregnant with a vampire? *I know SMeyer already gave her 'explanation' but I really see no sense to it (even though it's fiction)*

5. Why ruin such a great character? (Jacob in New Moon)

6. Why Renesmee? WHY???

These are the few I can think about right now. I'm pretty sure that I have lebih pertanyaan that that. =P

Stephenie, WHY????????

short and easy to remember :)

1. Where in the WORLD anda got the name "Reneesmee" ?!?!?!?
2. WHY vampire SPARKLE ?!?!??!
3.Since when pedophilia and stalking were 'hot' ?
4. What in the world made anda publikasi some crap that anda wrote based on a dream of yours ? O__o

"May I meninju, pukulan anda in the nose and tell anda to get a grip and realise your buku are total crap?!!!"

*punch*

Sorry...tourettes.

"What the hell were anda smoking when anda can up with vampire that sparkle?"

1. Y is this book so boring
2. Wat on earth possed u to make vamps sparkle
3. Y is there no plot till the last 50 pages
4. Y is Bella so deppressed
5. Y do u suck at writing
6. Were u trying to curropt the minds of teens
7. Y r u menulis the book from Edwards pov couse that's like saying I can't think of anything to rite so I'll tight the same thing again
8. Y is Edward so emotinaless
9. Y r ur caracters so dull
10.ur buku r a descrass to litature

How on earth did anda pass your college course on feminism?

okay hem hem
1. Do anda have problems
2. Do anda think its alright with the idea of phedophelia
3. Do anda also agree with stalking
4. Have anda ever been to a pe class?
5. if so how the bloody hell can edward produce sperm?
6. Why do anda make it seem as though everyone besides the cullens that approach bella are somehwhat annoying cause they act like normal teenagers.
7. Why is the movie so bad?
8. Why didn't anda even read a vampire book BEFORE anda wrote a vampire book
9. Why did anda give everbody happy endings and make breaking dawns ending unrealistic
10. Oh and also what drug did anda use to get your publisher to actually publikasi this?
..thats what i would ask lol

Why did anda ruin my life?

1. why in the world did anda think twilight was a good idea

2. are anda porposly trying to torcher people

What the hell do the book covers have to do with anything? An apple, a flower, a ribbon, and chess wtf?

1. Why did anda turn vampire in to fairy princesses?

2. Why did anda make Edward and Jacob pedophilles? Don't anda know that's against the law?

3. Why did anda HAVE to make the story sound so emo?

4. Why do anda think that every girl needs to mary young and to someone older?

5. Why are anda so stupid?

6. Why didn't anda use the thesaurus?

7. Couldn't anda just have ignored your "inspiring" dream and moved on?

8. Why is Bella a Mary-Sue?

9. Why did anda base Bella off of yourself?

What leaves were anda smoking when anda decided to write a book about a wet dream anda had?

everyone has asked mine but:

Why don't anda accept critism for your buku and realise that some people DON'T like them?

My Questions:

>Why Jacob and Renesmee?

>Is it hard to write like The Twilight Saga?

>When doing the Twilight Saga movies, is it easy to choose the stars atau the real celebs to play the characters?


That's all, I think.

:)

Stephenie Meyer, why did anda made those books?

All of them, and sooooooo much more.

Ask her if she have thought about Ian Somerhalder as Ian in The Host.

1. What was with Bella's horrific pregnancy and child birth experience? What that the only way anda believe anda could have made those experiences meaningful?
2. Why couldn't she have diberikan birth to Renesmee the normal, natural way. Do anda think that a vampire c-section can be construed as a cop-out against depicting women's real experiences of giving birth?
3. Why was Bella's experience of raising a child completely free of difficulty?
4. Does the fact that Bella gets everything reflect a sense of unfulfilment in your own life? Do anda think it is realistic to expect that women can have everything?

1. What were anda thinking?
2. Don't anda realize that there are plenty of haters out there?
3. What's with anda poisoning innocent teenage girls' minds?
4. Do anda honestly believe that cinta at first sight even exist? I know it's fiction we're talking about, but seriously?
5. Were anda on any drugs atau any special medications when menulis out your stories?
6. How does it feel to know that real passionate readers hate anda for your stupid stories?
7. Do anda support feminism?
8. What's with the pedophilia and the stalking?
9. Why sparkles? WHY?
10. How did your buku even get published?
11. Why were anda stealing off some originality from other amazing books, such as the names of the characters?
12. Do anda know that your rabid Twilight fan don't even know how to spell online? Is it some annoying fad atau some sort of secret code?
13. Do anda know how many boyfriends are anda hurting? They can't stand Twilight, and they would simply get dumped oleh their girlfriends because they're not Edward.
14. What were your fan thinking that it's better than any other piece of literature ever created? How is it better than the Bible?
15. Why do anda think that your fan say that Bella is a great role model?
16. Do anda how highly addictive your buku are? I'm an ex-fan and I had experience.
17. Why does Bella have to be you?
18. Did anda ever noticed that your buku tend to make women highly perverted? anda don't want to know what these women do when they're lonely at night.
19. Are those one of the symptoms for obsessive Twilightitis?
20. Why are your buku so badly written and so cliche?
21. Why does Bella have to repeat herself when describing Edward, especially when she does that in every other sentence?
22. Why does Bella have to be a Mary-sue and Edward a Gary-stu?
23. Did anda know I wrote a declaration against your books? anda should read about. I highly recommend it.
24. Why did anda have to rape your thesaurus?
25. Do anda think you'll still be populer in the selanjutnya 400 years atau so?
26. Do anda plan on taking menulis classes in the future?
27. Wouldn't it be better for anda if anda put your stories on fanfiction. net?
28. Do anda know when this fad will end?
29. I've noticed that the names Isabella and Jacob are the most populer baby names now. Do anda see them becoming the most hated names in the future?
30. What was the purpose for menulis out a saga full of lusty romance with tons of plot holes had to do with a pathetic dream of yours???

I can go on all hari if I want to.

1 Does Bella have any other interests (Edward doesn't count) apart from membaca Wuthering Heights?
2 anda do realise that there are lebih classes then gym and biology, right?
3 There is lebih to feminism then "having a choice" right? (thats her definition: so choosing to let a man abuse anda is a form of feminism)
4 anda know that sunshine goes threw clouds, right?
5 How can anda get a papercut from wrapping paper, and even then, how do anda get it to bleed without squeezing so a vampire sniffs it?
6 Have anda ever had a health class?
7 Have anda ever had an AIDS class? (if so, anda should know that since vampire venom replaces most body liquids, Bella would've became a vampire before the honeymoon)

When is Rosalie Hale's birthday?


I always wonder what her sign is....

First, a few simple ones:

1. I read your review of The Hunger Games. Do anda admit that it's better than all your Twilight buku combined? Beacuse it is.
2. I've written some crazy crap fanfictions based on dreams before, but why couldn't anda just forget about 99% of that dream like normal people?

And now for the funnier ones:

3. What were anda on when anda made vampire sparkle?
4. Why, just WHY?!?!
5. Why couldn't anda have just made them all die at the end? Now that would make a good ending! I mean, didn't the last book of The Hunger Games (Mockingjay) end that way? Didn't anda say anda were "obsessed" with The Hunger Games? HM?!?!
6. Why does Bella think it's OK for Edward to watch her while she sleeps? I think it's creepy.
7. What were anda thinking?!?!?!?!?

1) Have anda ever read a book? Because I'm not sure how anda managed to miss that the plot is scattered throughout the entire book, not just the last five chapters.
2) Were anda religiously home-schooled? Because there were so many mistakes that wouldn't have been there had anda taken a biology class and a decent English class.
3) Why didn't anda api your editor for not doing her job? They are supposed to fix your mistakes, not leave them there.
4) Honestly, do anda not realize the messages your sending out to young children? atau do anda just not care?
5) Why didn't anda just leave Jacob as a werewolf? anda announcing randomly that he was a shape shifter did not contribute anything to the story.
6)What does your therapist think of your delusions about love?

1.What were anda smoking when anda wrote this?
2.Why is Edward such a douche?
3.Why is Jacob a Pedo-Wolf?
4.Why do anda Wild binatang count as vegetables?
5.Why didn't Charlie get a restraining order against Edward after the Voltara mess?
6.Why did she let it become a movie?
7.Why did she tampil pat of midnight sun to Robert Patterson? (What the fuck was his name?)
8.Why didn't Bella get creeped out when Edward berkata that he watched her sleep?
9.Why did she make a komik jepang of it?