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This Canada24's club.. foto contains tanda, poster, teks, papan tulis, ruang tamu, ruang duduk, depan kamar, and salon. There might also be ruang keluarga, celana panjang, tas golf, and golf bag.

Windwakerguy430 This looks cool... Except for the one dead body down there. Could have done without that XD

Ponies On The Rails Episode 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Episode 9

Bartholomew "Not so" Perfect The 55th

June 10, 1951

At the station in Cheyenne, Bartholomew was getting ready to conduct a passenger train.

Gordon: *Looking at map of Equestria* Hey, Bart! Do anda know how long it would take to get to Germany from my place if I was driving?
Bartholomew: Perhaps anda should try looking at an actual world map instead of that pathetic nonsense!
Gordon: Who asked you?! *grabs smartphone* Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll just ask the smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get from here to Germany, and how long it will take!
Bartholomew: WE CAN'T USE...

Random, best of abridged Vegeta

posted by Canada24

#1:
Nappa stops in mid-air.
Nappa: Vegeta!
Vegeta: What is it, Nappa!?
Nappa: I can fly.
Vegeta: (stammering) ...Yes, Nappa, yes anda can.

#2:
Vegeta: Nappa, what are anda doing?
Nappa: It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Vegeta: Wha... I... uh... (nose starts to bleed)
Nappa: anda okay, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes... just... just having an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Nappa: Wow. (beat) Didn't think anda were that stupid, Vegeta.
Vegeta: AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHGHHHH!!!!!

#3:
Vegeta: (loudly screams out of frustration) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED oleh A LOW-CLASS WRETCH!!!
Goku:...

Canada24 reviews PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 3:

posted by Canada24

I watched this movie a few years ago.. But as I remember it's one of the few films that actually scared me..

I'm a big sucker for ghost stories. And they were marathoning these films, but only saw the 3rd.

I watch a lot of scary movies, but this one actually had me jumpy. So I considered that as meaning it's good.

I'm a big believer in the paranormal. So I cinta these kinds of films. As well as shows.

I may not believe in Yesus (well, I believe the part about him dying on the cross. People were fucked up back than, so it's not unheard of). But I do believe in God itself.. Mostly cause I believe...

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BEST OF ALEXMANE:

posted by Canada24

A character from a crossover story, ALEXMANE AND SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES.. Where Derpy is dead, and Saten moves too another city., meeting a friend of Trixie's.. AlexMane (who not so secretly, was attracted too her).

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SCENE 1:

AlexMane: We're breaking up!?

Lily Valey: Well... Yeah, but to be honest, I don't know how anda expected me to cinta anda when anda so clearly hate everything, and everyone, especially yourself.. I mean, would it kill anda to be civil? This is why we're breaking up.

AlexMane: It's nothing to do with me sleeping with your sister?

Lily: WHAT!?

AlexMane:...

CANADA24 REVIEWS CARRIE (sarcastically, as usual)

posted by Canada24

Basically, Carrie, a normal girl. Except she has tele- I don't know. That thing where anda pindah shit with your mind (it's never explained why she has it, anda just kind of role with it). experiences her first period as she showers with other girls after gym class (not as sexy as anda might think).

Unaware of what is happening to her, Carrie panics and pleads for help. The other girls, rather trying too comfort like normal human beings, begin laughing and bullying her.
Cause, anda know, mental breakdowns are hilarious.

The gym teacher breaks up the commotion and attempts to console Carrie, a light...

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puncak, atas ten things anda may not know about CANADA24..

posted by Canada24

#1:
KylaIsBack123 and I are secretly dating.. She's was gone for a long while, but now she's back..

#2:
I dislike the Canadian band RUSH..

#3:
I dislike sports (even hockey)..

#4:
I NEVER say "eh", but tease those that do..

#5:
I liked Jason Voorhees BEFORE having liked Freddy Krueger..

#6:
I was the first of my family to watch BIG BANG THEORY. And now we ALL watch it..

#7:
I originally watched my little pony as a JOKE.
Same with South Park..

#8:
The first person I EVER met on fanpop is called Ecology (I think).
He was GAY actually. But I don't judge. And no, it's NOT why we kinda lost touch..

#9:
As a little boy I was scared of literary ANYTHING.
Now it's the OPPOSITE.
Very little scares me (movie wise at least).

#10:
I found KoRn oleh ACCIDENT..

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My NEW daftar of LOVABLE ASSHOLES.. (I include my own characters).

posted by Canada24

#1: SLIM SHADY (the slim shady show).
Slim Shady, (voice oleh the REAL slim shady, Eminem). Is the judul protagonist of a series I'm reviewing.
He shows anda his dick, and than he kicks YOURS, and that's just his way of saying "hi".
Guess I'm starting lower my standards, cause this is starting to become HILARIOUS..

#2: SPIKE (Pony Mov).
To this day, Spike is the MAIN reason I watch that thing (Fluttershy is only funny when her TRUE NATURE is revealed).
Anyway, as anda remember I have a story about him (calling him Dragonowitch)..

#3: SATEN TWIST (Saten twist adventures).
Due to the maturer content of...

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puncak, atas ten villains with disappointing deaths:

posted by Canada24

#1: sinar, ray BULGARLIN:
Yes.. Yes.. I know, I'm obsessed with him a bit.
But after all I mentioned last time, it's no surprise I consider him one of the GREATEST gta villains of all time..
And with said, he should of at least died "fighting" right?
Nope.. Ray, dies as a coward.. Least in MY opinion..
I like Jimmy P's death the best, he died honourably, while Dimitri and sinar, ray both died cowardly.. (though that's rather expected of Dimitri)..

#2: MICHAEL TOWNLEY:
It's bad enough having the OPTION..
After everything Michael did for him, Franklyn has the option of killing him. I never chose it, anda feel...

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puncak, atas 15 greatest video game villains

posted by Canada24

#1: FRANK TOMPENNY - VICE CITY:
Frank Tenpenny is as low as they come. The corrupt cop was Rockstar’s commentary on the scandal-ridden LAPD of the Daryl Gates and Rodney King era. Though cloaked in the warna of the law, Tenpenny’s just as much a criminal as any of the Grove jalan, street Family in San Andreas, and proves to be a formidable enemy for CJ throughout the game. Upon his arrival back in San Andreas, CJ has a run-in with Tenpenny, who instantly gains the upper hand oleh threatening to frame the ex-gangbanger with the murder of a cop unless he does his bidding. He’s not the enemy you...

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metallica lyrics

posted by Canada24

Off through the new day's mist, I run!
Out from the new day's mist I, have come!
I hunt, therefore I am, harvest the land, taking of the fallen lamb!

Off through the new day's mist, I run!
Out from the new day's mist I, have come!
We shift, pulsing with the earth, company we keep, roaming the land while anda sleep!

SHAPE SHIIIIFT!
nose to the wind
SHAPE SHIIIFT!
feeling I've been
MOVE SHIIIFT!
all senses clean
EARTH's GIFFFT!
back to the meaning.
Back to the meaning of.
LIFE!

Bright is the moon high in, starlight!
Chill is the air cold as steel, tonight!
We shift, call of the wild!
Fear in your eyes!
It's later...

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puncak, atas ten Scapegoats:

posted by Canada24

#10: SQUIDWARD TENTICLES:
Many episodes focus on Squidward doing selanjutnya to nothing antagonistic but still suffer from being maimed, tormented, atau even having his hopes and dreams squashed. These episodes have been coined oleh MoBrosStudios as Squidward Torture Porns..

#9: HARRY AND MARV:
Harry jeruk nipis, kapur and Marv Merchants aka The Wet Bandits, and the Sticky Bandits, atau simply known as Harry and Marv, are the main antagonists of the first two halaman awal Alone films. They are robbers who rob money and cash, but are also very bad at their job..

#8: MEG GRIFFIN:
She is typically described as a living doormat and...

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Fanfiction SUCKS

posted by Canada24

I originally left Alpha and Omega fan fiction.
To get away from the fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.

But..

What do anda know.

My little pony brought me WAIT back into it.

The fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
My little pony ain't no fuckin better here.

And for BOTH Alpha and Omega and My little Pony, it's the fandom's I care for.
Not the things themselves, there not even that good anymore.

But, hey.. anda get use to things I guess.

Only place that seems aman, brankas is Grand Theft Auto.
So sticking to those for now..

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puncak, atas ten most honourable deaths..

posted by Canada24

#10: UNCLE: (Red Dead Redemption):
Uncle, in his own way, can be viewed as seeking redemption from his life of petty crime oleh working on the Marston ranch. This parallels the decisions of John and Abigail to leave the mobil van, van der Linde gang and lead a normal life.
And in the end he seeked it oleh sacrificing his life.
Same way John's death also would been the ultimate redemption if Jack hadn't killed Ross despite what John would of wanted..

#9: WILLIAM WALLACE: (Braveheart):
They say that persecution is one of the most important elements to make a character truly endearing. In Braveheart, practically...

Crazy Times 2 Part 17

posted by Canada24

"You the ones interested in the car?" Gracy asked, standing selanjutnya her pink, roofless car.

That's us... Mind if we take it for test drive" Dash replied, having Niko selanjutnya to her for backup.

"Can the sexy European guy come?" Gracy asked flirtishly.

"Of coarse" Niko chuckled.

"You guys dating?" Gracy asked.

"No?" Niko and Dash both said, a bit embaressed.

"So he's single!?" Gracy asked excitedly.

Niko: ... Let's just see how it goes with the car.

AFTER SAFELY LEAVING WHERE THE ITALIAN MOB CAN SEE THEM:

Niko: (whispers from backseat) Now's the time.

Dash: (in drivers seat) Right.. (turns the car to aman, brankas house)....

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GTA Isn't So Realistic After All

posted by windwakerguy430

#1: Traffic Laws

Wind: (Drives through a red light, causing every car behind him to crash)
Police: (Sitting in the car, watching the road)
Wind: (Crashes through a mailbox)
Police: …… Well, nothing out of the ordinary

#2: Gun Stores

Wind: Okay, seriously. How the hell did anda get a rocket launcher in here. I can understand the nightstick. I can understand the grenades. I can understand the fucking military assault rifle. But a fucking rocket launcher? How the fuck did this even get sold in a public area
Clerk: Capitalism
Wind: Of course.

#3: Swimming

Wind: (Lying in a kiddie pool, face down)

#4: Hospitals...

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Witch one of my OC's has a sadder backstory

posted by Canada24

DITTO - MLP:
who many years yang lalu (same tahun Luna became nightmare moon) Ditto was Celestia's most trusted student, same role Twilight 'currently' has. It's obvious that Celestia cared very deeply for him, because she was extremely heartbroken when he blamed Celestia for the death of his family, and she was never able to explain herself..

SATEN TWIST - MLP:
HIs father was an abusive drunk who constantly cheated on his mother. And his mother never showed him much cinta either.

Only one to care for him was his cousin/friend Derpy Hooves.

Due to his unhappy childhood,and unhappy attitude towards most...

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puncak, atas 10 worst characters

posted by Canada24

#1;
ROY EARLE:
Like Rusty Galloway (who I actually LIKE for the most part) Earle is openly misogynical..
Only, Earle is WORSE, because, Rusty is that way because he was divorced many times and, as he says "woman aren't quite the angles we imagined". But still he has 'enough' respect to honor the dead bodies and avange their death.
Earle. There's not as much REASON for his hatred of woman. He just dose it because he's a rasist, arrogant, lazy, douchebag..
And if that's not bad enough. Roy is a double agent, working for the villains of the game. And only reason he asked to be partners with Cole,...

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puncak, atas 6 Worst fates

posted by Canada24

#6: A KING'S POWER:
A king’s power depended on his ability to win battles and so gain land and treasure to give his supporters. He was obliged to keep fighting. If he didn’t he would find himself out of a job atau deprived of his life; probably both. The power of any kingdom was only as solid as the strength of its king in battle. To be able to cut down several enemies in quick succession, when in a tight spot, and to be a lebih efficient killer than one’s subordinates, was essential for a king living in a society which regarded warfare as the natural way of life. What was gained oleh the sword...

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SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES: BEST OF's

posted by Canada24

SATEN TWIST: (short tempered, recovering alcoholic, anti hero)

SCENE 1:

Saten: *drunkily* H hey applejack
AppleJack: Are ya drunk atau something?
Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.
(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear applejack wasn't completely comfortable with it.)
Saten: I I cinta anda Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It...

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puncak, atas 5 closet things GTA has to role models...

posted by Canada24

#5: KATE MCCREARY:
As Packie says "Kate is the only decent one of outer family".
And she is much lebih innocent than most other characters..

#4: JOHNNY KLIBITZ:
We all knew what happened to Johnny in Grand Theft Auto 5.
He became weakened shell of his former self, and because of this, was easily murdered oleh Trevor before being able to fight back, while the REAL Johnny would of shit Trevor the moment he started insulting Johnny.
But anyway..
Before all that, Johnny, unlike most other members of the lost (except Jim and probably Clay and Terry) actually has a conscience, unlike Billy who kills for...