You gonna look at your computer’s clock and check out the time. And then your gonna make a sentence with the options below.

Identify the hour in the computer's clock :

1h AM/PM → I punched
2h AM/PM → I dated
3h AM/PM → I called
4h AM/PM → I made love with
5h AM/PM → I seduced
6h AM/PM → I killed
7h AM/PM → I kicked
8h AM/PM → I slammed a door in_ face
9h AM/PM → I cherished
10h AM/PM → I danced with
11h AM/PM → I slept with
12h AM/PM → I kissed

Identify the minutes on the computer's clock:

1 or 31 min → A Goat
02 or 32 min → A Block Of Cheese
03 or 33 min → A Shoe
04 or 34 min → Your Mom
05 or 35 min → My Elbow
06 or 36 min → My Friends Cat
07 or 37 min → Britney Spears
08 or 38 min → A Plant
09 or 39 min → Someones Vacuum
10 or 40 min → A Guy Named Billy
11 or 41 min → An Ice Cube
12 or 42 min → A Can Of Paint
13 or 43 min → My First Grade Teacher
14 or 44 min → A Jar Of Dirt
15 or 45 min → A Llama
16 or 46 min → Oprah Winfrey
17 or 47 min → My Computer
18 or 48 min → A Willie Nelson CD
19 or 49 min → A Cup Of Coffee
20 or 50 min → A Noodle
21 or 51 min → My Cow Named Bessy
22 or 52 min → An Old Sock
23 or 53 min → An Even Older Sock
24 or 54 min → Edward Cullen
25 or 55 min → A Denim Jacket
26 or 56 min → Dora The Explorer
27 or 57 min → A Rusty Spoon
28 or 58 min → A Hobo
29 or 59 min → A Piece Of Gum On The Sidewalk
30 or 00 min → A Purple Dinasaur

Identify you Shirt’s Color :

White → because I'm in love
Black → because I was drunk
Pink → because Gossip girl told me to.
Red → because the voices told me to
Blue → because I cant control myself
Green → because I hate myself
Purple → because I'm depressed
Gray → because I wanted to
Yellow → because someone offered me $1.000.000
Orange → because I hate Him/Her/It
Other → because I Love myself
shirtless → because he/she/was hot


Now Write Your Sentence In The Comments.