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Some of the best FML I found X3

1. Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane jalan, street as someone mencuri my bike. FML

2. Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat selanjutnya to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

3. Today, I wake up, switch on TV and the first thing I see is the picture...
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A bunch of jokes I found.

1. A Spanish guy enters a hospital to have a minor operation.

A nurse begins to take down his information: name, insurance company, etc.

"In case of emergency, whom should we notify?"

"You mean if I become very sick?"

"Well . . . yes."

"If that happens, call a doctor!"

2. Daughter : I am in cinta with the neighbor, so I am running away with him.

Dad: Thanks , anda have saved my money & time.

Daughter: Dad, I am membaca the letter left oleh Mom.

3. .-Knock, knock
-Who's there?
-Cornelius
-Cornelius who?
-Well, that's politics for you………

4. Why did the musang menyeberang, salib the road?
Somebody...
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My mom didn't even bother to tell me about getting mail from universities. I had to go through our mail that was sitting on the meja and find out what I got. She sayd that she already decided what college to go to. I want to see what other options I have out there first before I make a decission. My mom on the other hand says that's not what I should do. I really want to get my dad involved because I know how much of a help he will be to me but I'm scared of the fights that will happen between my parents if I do tell my dad about what my did and said. I just am so stressed about this that I don't know what to do. My mom has already controlled a lot of my life I don't want her controlling anymore of my life. She already has had control over what I can and can't do. I just want to make my decissions without her having to control them.
It was almost impossible to sleep through the racket that was sweeping through the Biggerstaff Estate. Then again, it's Luna Biggerstaff we're talking about.

An explosion was heard from the kitchen,followed oleh the sound of a girl named Emily swearing and then a small popping sounding. The explosion had quieted everybody down, and was so loud it actually managed to wake up the dead.

"WILL anda MIND?!Just cause I'm fucking DEAD doesn't mean I don't need SLEEP!!" bellowed the ghost. The funny thing was, this ghost is (or was) Luna's mother.

As anda can tell, the Biggerstaffs aren't a normal family.They're...
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My parents were waiting for me at the meja the moment I got down the stairs. An ambush. I groaned inwardly as my dad gestured to a chair. I sat, knowing from the look on their faces that it was nothing good. “We checked your grades last night”, my dad began, his voice sounding ominous.
“And what did I see?,” he continued, angrily. “This is completely unacceptable! STRAIGHT A’s, HONORS classes, and an A PLUS in English!”
My mom put a hand on his arm. “Calm down honey. Things happen. It’s not all bad. Remember how we got that call last bulan about her being late to math class?”...
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Ari gulped hard and scrambled back a bit on her bed. People crowded around her making her feel closed in and, strangly, lebih open minded. "I cant imagine what it feels like to be surrounded oleh people 24/7" She thought to herself.
"MOVE OVER, ALEX!!!!!! LET ME THROUGH!!!" Malloy's irritated yell rang throught the room leaving dead silence. Malloy had finally made her way up to Ari.
"Tell me what happened" Malloy demanded. Ari normally would have refused to relive the moment for she thought she was going crazy. But this was Malloy and everyone in the large family knew NOT to mess with her. SO...
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Ari stood up from the meja and wiped off her kemeja and jeans. After stuffing one lebih marshmellow into her mouth she decided to visit her little sister Lovely Meli. As she appraoched the room she noticed the Bellatrix poster on the front that showed Bella casting a killing spell. Ari found this very disturbing. She didnt bother to knock and walked right into the room. The walls were dark purple and she immediatly noticed her sisters having a battle. They casted spells at one another. Zanny hid behind a sofa and Meli was hiding behind a sideways table. Ari quickly made her way out of the room...
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Ari awoke that morning to the beautiful sunlight pouring in from the window in front of her bed. She yawned and noticed she still was in her MJ kemeja and jeans. She had fallen asleep last night while she was thinking. She held the rose tightly in her hands still though. It was so pretty it gave her hope that maybe one hari she would fulfill her long lost dream of meeting Michael Jackson. Perhaps in heaven. She put on her shoes she had painted MJ onto and grabbed her wand. She got up and grabbed a green basket and headed back down the hallways and down the steep stairways. On her way out she...
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Ugh! I wrote a giant answer and then copied it just in case it was too long. Anyway, I found out that it was so I decided I'd link an article. I decided to link the pertanyaan in the article, and then i realized my stupid mistake - I hadn't copied my answer on something else, so it was deleted. Here I go again!

5.) My fifth favorit character is Luna. I like how she has individuality. She's not afraid to be herself, no matter what everyone else says. People make fun of her, yet she doesn't have a big problem with it. That teaches us all that it's okay to be different rather then blending...
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Found this in the Harry Potter spot. :D
Credit: alisonfaith297

Gryffindor:
[] anda are loud.
[] anda like(d) going to school to see your friends.
[] You’ve had lebih than a couple detentions.
[] anda always have something to do on the weekends.
[] anda like to be the center of attention.
[] anda get above average grades in school.
[] You’ve been called bossy before.
[] You’re a bit of a daredevil/you like an adrenaline rush.
[] anda are athletic.
[] anda are one of the best players on your team.
[] anda would do anything for your loved ones.
[] anda like the colour red.
[] Your favorit class is Transfiguration...
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The BiggerBlog Project- I've recently watched a lot of vlogbrothers and 5AG videos, which inspired me a bit. We have a family blog, but it hasn't been used all that much. Why not change that?

The idea is that every day, a different Biggerstaff will post on the blog, about anything they want. This is a whole new way to grow closer as a family and it offers a place other than fanpop for us. Several people have signed up, and i have organized a daftar of who is going to post when for a two week trial period.


Wednesday, May 11th- Tonks

Thursday, May 12th- Emmy/Malloy

Friday, May 13th- GD

Saturday, May...
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Dear Mr. Potter,
You have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry..."
One sentence to change millions of lives, to begin a decade...

"Harry Potter...the boy who lived...come to die..."
One sentence to end
-an era
-a lifetime
...everything.

"The stories we cinta best do live in us forever; whether anda come back oleh page, atau oleh the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome anda home."
...One sentence, to bring it all back.

Re-post if anda will stick with Harry, until the very end. Until the spines of your buku are weakened and the pages are falling out, until you're 80 years...
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Angelica bounded through the trees, fighting to stay calm. It was so weird to not be in such a controlled enviornment and be so free out there. She was from a formal british family. The kind of family that kept anda behind invisible bars oleh controlling your world but in the end nobody can control your feelings. Angelica had ran away from the constant horror of her old life. She was tired of being her parent's slave. She was tired of being a doll. They dressed her up in tight dresses that could choke anda since she could remember. Now, she wasnt in a tight dress. Instead she wore a MJ t-shirt...
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I think anda all know I am a Christian. I've been raised that way, that's my religion.
The Holy Bible says that sexual intercourse without being married atau with the same sex is forbidden. We all know what that means.

Most of the people I know use the Holy Bible argument to diss homosexual people. My family does that. And I feel disgusted everytime I hear them talk about it. I heard one of my relatives say: "I'm proud of being homophobic". thousands of times. Where is the "love thy neighbor" thing? Huh?

Of the people I admire, three of them are homosesuals (link, link, and link); and for liking...
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I woke up and looked around realising where I was. Oh God! How on earth did I get here? “Hermione?” I heard a voice in the tempat tidur selanjutnya to me, I turned around and saw Professor Lupin! “What are anda doing here?” he whispered.
“I was about to ask anda the same thing!” I replied
“This is my room I’m supposed to be here, anda on the other hand are not”
“Well I’m not sure how I got here” I then realised I was naked and my clothes where lying on the floor. I tried to grab them but fell out of bed. I jumped up, grabbed my clothes and ran into the bathroom. I tried to get dressed...
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