One Flaw In Women
By the time the Lord made woman,
He was into his sixth hari of working overtime.
An malaikat appeared and said,
"Why are anda spending so much time on this one?"
And the Lord answered, "Have anda seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable
and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,
have a lap that can hold four children at one time,
have a ciuman that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart
-and she will do everything
with only two hands."
The malaikat was astounded at the requirements.
"Only two hands!?...
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