Lol, you really, really, really need to watch Angel. The caveman vs. astronaut thing is a funny fight that Spike and Angel have in SEASON 5 EPISODE 15 A HOLE IN THE WORLD.


Spike: It's bollocks, Angel! It's your brand of bollocks from the first to last.
Angel: No, you can't ever see the big picture. You can't see any picture!
Spike: I am talking about something primal. Right? Savagery. Brutal animal instinct.
Angel: And that wins out every time with you. You know, the human race has evolved, Spike!
Spike: Oh, into a bunch of namby-pamby, self-analyzing wankers who could never hope to---
Angel: We're bigger. We're smarter. Plus, there's a thing called teamwork, not to mention the superstitious terror of your pure aggressors!
Spike: You just want it to be the way you want it to be.
Angel: IT'S NOT ABOUT WHAT I WANT!
<<<Wesley walks in>>>
Wesley: Sorry. Is this something we should all be discussing?
<<<Angel looks embarrassed>>>
Angel: No.
Wesley: It just... sounds a little serious.
Angel: It was mostly... theoretical. We...
Spike: We were just working out a b--- Look, if cavemen and astronauts got into a fight, who would win?
<<<Spike crosses his arms and looks expectantly at Wesley>>>
Wesley: Ah. You've been yelling at each other for 40 minutes about this?
<<<Angel and Spike both look embarrassed. Wesley thinks about the issue>>>
Wesley: Do the astronauts have weapons?
Angel & Spike: NO.
.....
<<<later>>>
.....
Spike: Harmony just pulled me out of a very promising poker game down in Accounts Receivable, so this better be good.
Spike: Oh, and, by the way, all the guys down there agree that astronauts don't stand a chance against cavemen, so don't even start.
.....
<<<later>>>
.....
Fred: But that doesn't make any sense.
Lorne: I just call it like I see it.
Fred: But the cavemen have fire. That's what they live with in their caves. The astronauts should at least have some sort of weapon.






And in SEASON 5 EPISODE 14 SMILE TIME, Angel becomes a puppet, Spike calls him a "wee litle puppet man", and a hilarious fight ensues between puppet Angel and Spike, with puppet Angel winning.


PUPPET ANGEL
(groans, climbs out from under his desk to sit in his chair)
What a nightmare...

SPIKE
(barges into the office)
Hello, big guy! Need another car. Afraid this last one ended up in the drink...
(stops in mid-thought when he sees puppet Angel sitting at the desk)

PUPPET ANGEL
(anxiously)
Spike...

SPIKE
(staring)
Look at you.

PUPPET ANGEL
(gesturing with his hands)
Just turn around and walk away.

SPIKE
(still staring)
You're a—

PUPPET ANGEL
Spike!

SPIKE
(starts laughing uncontrollably)
You're a bloody puppet!

Angel launches from his chair at Spike, knocking them through the office windows and into the lobby.

Cut to:

12 INT. LOBBY OF WOLFRAM & HART - DAY
Angel attacks Spike, wringing his neck. They fight, rolling around on the floor, while Spike can't stop laughing at him.

SPIKE
(laughs)
You're a wee, little puppet man!
(Angel punches Spike in the face)
Ow!
(laughs; Angel punches Spike in the face harder)
Ow! Hey! That's enough.
(pushes puppet Angel off of him, throwing him high into the air)
(Angel lands on his feet, glaring at Spike)
Angel, what the hell happened to you?
(gets to his feet)
You look ridiculous.

PUPPET ANGEL
Get out of here, Spike.

HARMONY
Oh, my God. Angel, you're a—

PUPPET ANGEL
(points at Harmony)
Shut up!
(looks around the lobby, realizes everyone's staring at him)
What are you people looking at? Well?
(the employees back off, frightened)

SPIKE
(turns, smirks)
They're looking at the wee, little puppet man.

Angel growls and leaps toward Spike again, biting his forearm this time. Spike groans in pain, trying to wriggle his arm free of Angel's grip. Spike bashes Angel into the wall near the elevator, but Angel holds on tightly to Spike's forearm. Spike steps back as he tries in vain to writhe free of Angel's grip, and they stumble into the elevator. They're still wrestling as the elevator doors close on them.

PUPPET ANGEL
(heard from inside the elevator)
Stupid limey piece of crap!
(a thud is heard, then the elevator doors open revealing Spike collapsed on the floor)
(walks off the elevator and addresses the crowd of employees that gathered around the elevator)
Yes, I'm a puppet. Doesn't mean you don't have work to do.
(the crowd disperses; Spike stands and watches Angel walk back to his office)
Harmony, get my call list.

HARMONY
(watches Angel, confused)
Um...

Spike walks toward Harmony's desk.

PUPPET ANGEL
And Spike needs a car.

SPIKE
(to Harmony) You heard the puppet.


(I got that part from a transcript, so I could get everything right. No, I did not remember all that! lol)

wow, what episode was that! i wanna watch! thanks for the scripts, i couldn't stop laugthing

See! Told you Angel is awesome. Almost as good as BtVS.

i watched the wee little puppet man. i'm trying to find cave man now

You can watch the episode if you click on the link at this site:
link

Thanks to scififan for giving us the links to almost all of season 5!

no, pandora tv, won't open up

Are you using Internet Explorer? Sometimes there's a difficulty with what kind of computer you have and what programs are installed on it. It doesn't work on my computer, but it works on my new laptop. Also, it doesn't work on Mozilla Firefox, but works fine on Internet Explorer.

go to www.sidereel.com then in search type in angel and you should have about 5 or more different links for each episode! and god i really need to watch angel ive watched like the first 3 and bits of 4 so i need to get on that!