Mr. Uchiha, while I am quite aware that this is an unreasonable time to discuss a matter such as this, but I have come to the sudden realization that I don't nor have a ever have had a crush on you. I am herby breaking the intimate relationship we are sharing currently, and I wish anda the best of luck on the brawl at which anda are about to engage in, and any other of your violence-relating endeavors.