So it was the night after Humphrey had rap a song he wrote to garth and now garth want a rap battle he tampil him a rap battle at Tony's bar and pub...In the morning humphrey got up went to the pub and found all his fan there and garth was being booed oleh humphreys fans... then humphrey berkata 'Let do this bitch' [Humphrey's song starts now] [Kate preforms these () and garth preforms theses {}] (My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..
got out of tempat tidur at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray,
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..)
[1st Chorus: volume gradually grows over raindrop background]
[2nd Chorus: full volume with beat right after "thunder" noise]
{Dear Humphrey, I wrote but anda still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my halaman awal phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, anda must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office atau somethin
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some menggerutu, jalang who didn't want him
I know anda probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that anda did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shit anda did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat
Anyways, I hope anda get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan}
{Dear Humphrey, anda still ain't called atau wrote, I hope anda have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP anda don't answer fans
If anda didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert
anda didn't have to, but anda coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you,
four hours and anda just said, "No."
That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fuckin idol
He wants to be just like anda man, he likes anda lebih than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to
Remember when we met in Denver - anda berkata if I'd write you
anda would write back - see I'm just like anda in a way
I never knew my father neither;
he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your songs
so when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything anda say is real, and I respect anda cause anda tell it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about anda 24/7
But she don't know anda like I know anda Slim, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up
anda gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan -- P.S.
We should be together too}
{Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
this'll be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know anda got my last two letters;
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope anda hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, anda dare me to drive?
anda know the song oleh Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a tampil he found him?
That's kinda how this is, anda coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy letter atau a call
I hope anda know I ripped +ALL+ of your pictures off the wall
I cinta anda Slim, we coulda been together, think about it
anda ruined it now, I hope anda can't sleep and anda dream about it
And when anda dream I hope anda can't sleep and anda SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT anda and anda can't BREATHE without me
See Slim; [*screaming*] Shut up bitch! I'm tryin to talk!
hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin in the trunk
but I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this shit out?}
[car tires squeal] [CRASH]
.. [brief silence] .. [LOUD splash]
[Humphrey]
Dear Garth/Stan, I meant to write anda sooner but I just been busy
anda berkata your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered anda would call your daughter that
and here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on the Starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't see anda at the show, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit anda berkata about anda like to cut your wrists too?
I say that shit just clownin dogg,
c'mon - how fucked up is you?
anda got some issues Stan, I think anda need some counseling
to help your pantat, keledai from bouncing off the walls when anda get down some
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think anda and your girlfriend need each other
atau maybe anda just need to treat her better
I hope anda get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches anda in time
before anda hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine
if anda relax a little, I'm glad I inspire anda but Stan
why are anda so mad? Try to understand, that I do want anda as a fan
I just don't want anda to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks yang lalu that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was.. it was you
Damn! and that was the end of the konser some kids walked up to humphrey asking for his autograph but he berkata 'Fuck off anda little brats i don't want to give autographs' and garth was just to tired to say anything at all so he went halaman awal and humphrey was pissed and he got to his sarang, den and found kate Yelping in pain doubled over and he ran to her side and asked 'what happend?' and she berkata 'Im in labor Humphrey' humphrey howled out[Help my wife is in labor help] the medic got there humphrey was holding kates hand he saw the whole thing and it made him sick he ran to the bathroom and puked he spent the night in the bathroom puking and then came morning and humphrey felt shity he went and gave his autographs to the kids he was mean to yesterday... [The end]
got out of tempat tidur at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray,
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..)
[1st Chorus: volume gradually grows over raindrop background]
[2nd Chorus: full volume with beat right after "thunder" noise]
{Dear Humphrey, I wrote but anda still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my halaman awal phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, anda must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office atau somethin
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some menggerutu, jalang who didn't want him
I know anda probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that anda did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shit anda did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat
Anyways, I hope anda get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan}
{Dear Humphrey, anda still ain't called atau wrote, I hope anda have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP anda don't answer fans
If anda didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert
anda didn't have to, but anda coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you,
four hours and anda just said, "No."
That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fuckin idol
He wants to be just like anda man, he likes anda lebih than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to
Remember when we met in Denver - anda berkata if I'd write you
anda would write back - see I'm just like anda in a way
I never knew my father neither;
he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your songs
so when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything anda say is real, and I respect anda cause anda tell it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about anda 24/7
But she don't know anda like I know anda Slim, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up
anda gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan -- P.S.
We should be together too}
{Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
this'll be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know anda got my last two letters;
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope anda hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, anda dare me to drive?
anda know the song oleh Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a tampil he found him?
That's kinda how this is, anda coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy letter atau a call
I hope anda know I ripped +ALL+ of your pictures off the wall
I cinta anda Slim, we coulda been together, think about it
anda ruined it now, I hope anda can't sleep and anda dream about it
And when anda dream I hope anda can't sleep and anda SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT anda and anda can't BREATHE without me
See Slim; [*screaming*] Shut up bitch! I'm tryin to talk!
hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin in the trunk
but I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this shit out?}
[car tires squeal] [CRASH]
.. [brief silence] .. [LOUD splash]
[Humphrey]
Dear Garth/Stan, I meant to write anda sooner but I just been busy
anda berkata your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered anda would call your daughter that
and here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on the Starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't see anda at the show, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit anda berkata about anda like to cut your wrists too?
I say that shit just clownin dogg,
c'mon - how fucked up is you?
anda got some issues Stan, I think anda need some counseling
to help your pantat, keledai from bouncing off the walls when anda get down some
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think anda and your girlfriend need each other
atau maybe anda just need to treat her better
I hope anda get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches anda in time
before anda hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine
if anda relax a little, I'm glad I inspire anda but Stan
why are anda so mad? Try to understand, that I do want anda as a fan
I just don't want anda to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks yang lalu that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was.. it was you
Damn! and that was the end of the konser some kids walked up to humphrey asking for his autograph but he berkata 'Fuck off anda little brats i don't want to give autographs' and garth was just to tired to say anything at all so he went halaman awal and humphrey was pissed and he got to his sarang, den and found kate Yelping in pain doubled over and he ran to her side and asked 'what happend?' and she berkata 'Im in labor Humphrey' humphrey howled out[Help my wife is in labor help] the medic got there humphrey was holding kates hand he saw the whole thing and it made him sick he ran to the bathroom and puked he spent the night in the bathroom puking and then came morning and humphrey felt shity he went and gave his autographs to the kids he was mean to yesterday... [The end]