You know you’re norwegian when…..

….a stranger on the street smiles at you, you assume that:
a) he’s drunk
b) he’s insane
c) he’s an American
d) he’s all of the above

( Hahahah so true! xD)

…you like to wrap your hotdog in a cold pancake. ( it's not pancake, ist called Lompe!! )

…you can see mountains and the ocean, no matter where you are ( true true )

…you can’t stand leaving the country because people everywhere else are so nice, it’s annoying. (TRUE!!)

…silence is fun.

…you are more afraid of the Customs than terrorists. (Fuck yes)

…you get your hands on Norwegian chocolate and guard it with your life ( True true, not our fault all other chocolates taste like shit )

…you get a bad conscience because you are inside when it is sunshine

…you don’t fall when walking on ice.

…you expect all dinner parties and meetings to start precisely on time, if not before.

So yeah, as a norwegian, I recognise myself in all of the above, and so did my norwegian co workers too. So there you go, that's how you know you're a norwegian :D