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posted by AlexWhittier
“Shouldn’t Kakuzu be here oleh now un?” Hidan looked over at Deidara. “It’s not my f****** fault old stitch face is late. Besides I can think of someone else’s partner who I’d prefer was late.” Hidan pointed at Tobi who was chasing a butterfly. Deidara became annoyed. “Tobi! Stop playing with that kupu-kupu un!” Tobi looked at Deidara. “I wasn’t playing with it senpai. I was scaring it. Tobi was being a good boy.” “Ugh,” Deidara grabbed Tobi and dragged him over, “one of these days Tobi un.” Kakuzu was now strolling down the street. Hidan saw him. “Well look...
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posted by akatsuki_lover9
it was a normal hari in the akatsuki. Konan was practicing origami, Deidara was blowing things up behind the base, Tobi was bugging deidara. The rest of the members were sitting watching TV. Hidan and kakuzu were in one of their arguments again. “well I don't see why I can't do rituals in our room, I deserve rights too.”hidan berkata angrily. “you can't because anda always get blood all over everything!” kakuzu snapped. “i do not!” hidan yelled back. “besides, your the one who leaves money lying everywhere.” Pein turned to hidan and kakuzu and punched them both in the head. “will...
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posted by SasoriLV
When Itachi Loved Pickles

Itachi loved his pickles,

more than any other dared.

He ate them with pleasure everyday,

without a single care.

He crunched into them slowly,

and savored every bite.

Then drank the asam juice,

and did so with delight.

His fingers smelled of vinegar,

his hair in disarray.

For all he ever did in life,

was eat pickles everyday.

His mouth began to turn bright green,

from his teeth unto his tongue.

His life was seeming out the door,

and then the door bel, bell rang.

There stood an elderly woman,

with hair so stiff and gray.

She gave Itachi a smile and said,

"Hello sir, good day."

Itachi stared at...
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posted by AlexWhittier
“I should have been the one left in charge. I’m the akatsuki treasurer after all.” Itachi replied to Kakuzu, “Pein doesn’t want anda turning the base into a casino like last time.” Kakuzu muttered something under his breath and sat back down with the other akatsuki members as Itachi continued. “Anyway Konan and Pein went to a spa retreat for some… privacy.” Tobi raised his hand. “Yes Tobi?” Tobi stood up. “Why didn’t they bring Tobi? Tobi is a good boy.” Hidan chuckled. “Because Pein wanted to be a dirty boy.” Tobi pointed at himself. “Tobi can be a dirty boy.”...
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posted by AlexWhittier
“Cut it out!” Pein yelled at his akatsuki subordinates. Once again his meeting was interrupted oleh Kakuzu and Hidan’s fighting as well as Deidara and Sasori debating what art was. They continued in spite of him, so Konan threw several paper bomb airplanes at them. They exploded causing them to panic, Hidan in particular. “What the f*** was that about?” “Pein was speaking and anda were all fighting like children on a playground!” Kisame laughed at the others getting in trouble and Itachi rolled his eyes. Sasori responded, “Well Deidara and I were just having a lively debate. Kakuzu...
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“Art is an eternal beauty. It is meant to be this way so that the artist’s soul can continue to exist and bring the lessons of his life to others.” “No. Art is beauty that exists in a single moment so that the artist will have inspiration to seek even greater heights un.” Kisame looked behind him as Sasori and Deidara continued to bicker. “Art is an eternal beauty.” Suddenly Kisame made a large sweeping motion with his Samehada forcing Sasori and Deidara to jump back a few yards. “Your argument has been giving me and Itachi an ‘eternal’ headache! Do anda two ever stop?”...
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Kakuzu’s scream echoed throughout the halls of the Akatsuki. All of the members raced to where they heard the scream and found Kakuzu on the ground lying on his side in the fetal position.
“What happened? Did one of the tailed beasts escape their seal?” Pein asked.
“Is our headquarters under attack oleh enemy shinobi?” Konan asked.
“Did someone have donat and wouldn’t share them?” Tobi asked.

The other members glared at Tobi for his pertanyaan and Deidara dragged Tobi away oleh his ear. “No,” Kakuzu replied,...
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posted by ShadowProve13
The akatsuki hideout everyone is out looking for jinchuuriki's apart from Itach,Kisame,Sasori,Deidara and Tobi:

Deidara:So what did Itachi say he was cooking?

Tobi:Ooh,Deidara sempai,Deidara sempai,Tobi knows,Itachi berkata he was making sushi,Tobi is a good boy!

Deidara:*twitching left eye*Sure anda are,Tobi

Tobi:YAY,Deidara sempai,thinks Tobi is a good boy

Sasori:*thinking*Hmmmm I wounder where,Kisame,went?
(Itachi enters with a plate of sushi)

Itachi:Who wants sushi?


Sasori:since when is sushi blue?

Deidara:Has anyone seen,kisame?
Main Goal: Although some members joined akatsuki to further their own goals, all are united in Akatsuki's ultimate goal of gaining domination over the Shinobi world.[1] The leader, Pain, has created a three-step process to work their way towards this goal.[2] First, they plan to obtain a large amount of money to support their organization.[2] Second, they plan to set up a mercenary group loyal only to Akatsuki.[3] To build their reputation, they plan to accept any mission below the usual cost and operate off of the excess funds earned in the first part of their plan.[3] Because there haven't...
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posted by TailsDollFriend
On the first hari of akatsuki natal my true cinta gave to me:
An idiot in an jeruk, orange mask.
On the detik hari of akatsuki natal my true cinta gave to me:
Two licking hands, and an idiot in a jeruk, orange mask.
On the third hari of akatsuki natal my true cinta gave to me:
A three-bladed sycthe, two licking hands, and an idiot in an jeruk, orange mask.
On the fourth hari of akatsuki natal my true cinta gave to me:
Four puppet traps, three-bladed sycthe, two licking hands, and an idiot in an jeruk, orange mask.
On the fifth hari of akatsuki natal my true cinta gave to me:
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posted by SilentRevelry
Age: 29 in Part I
Partner: Itachi Uchiha
Seiyu: Tomoyuki Dan
Voice actor: Kirk Thornton

Kisame Hoshigaki (干柿 鬼鮫, Hoshigaki Kisame?) is a missing-nin from Kirigakure and is partnered with Itachi Uchiha. He gets along considerably better with Itachi than most akatsuki members do with their own partners, immediately doing as Itachi asks of him and always looking out for Itachi's well-being. His former country, the Land of Water, now seeks him out for plotting to overthrow its government and being involved in numerous assassinations. When he was still loyal to Kirigakure, he was one of...
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posted by SilentRevelry
Partner: Formerly Sasori

Orochimaru is a missing-nin from Konohagakure. After he defects from Konoha he joins akatsuki and is paired with Sasori. Once Itachi Uchiha does the same, Orochimaru attempts to use one of his abilities to forcefully take control of Itachi's body. Itachi repels his effort and severs his hand as punishment, forcing Orochimaru to flee the organization in defeat. Upon leaving he takes his severed hand and the ring he wore on it with him. Because of this, as well as the fact that he had intimate knowledge of Akatsuki's secrets and plans, the members of akatsuki began making every effort possible to find and eliminate him.
Chapter 12:kyo-chan the servant,at ur service!?

This sux.pein grounded me for putting spicy mustard in the eye hole of tobis mask when he slept last night.when the guy woke up I let the fireworks shine.its not my fault,the guy's a total pest!!! He's funny,hell yeah but he wouldn't let me sleep.he kept whispering (loudly) about how much of a 'good boy' he is.pein says as punishment I have to be kakuzus servant for 2 weeks.I CANT STAND THAT GUY! He's always picking fights with hidan and calling deidara a girl....he once berkata to sasori and deidara that 'art is for pussies,if u wanna be convinient...
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posted by AlexWhittier
Kakuzu is very antisocial in nature. He cares nothing about people, except that he can take their hearts to extend his own lifespan and money they may be worth as a bounty. He has also killed numerous partners in the akatsuki until he was partnered with Hidan, whom is immortal. Even then Kakuzu swears that he will find a way kill Hidan one day. Though Kakuzu appears to not have always been this way. He was once a powerful ninja from Takiagakure. After he had failed his mission to kill the first Hokage, his village shunned him and he responded oleh killing the village elders and taking their hearts....
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posted by kisamefangirl
Chapter two:Tanahi's secret admirers

When Tanahi woke up she saw like twelve letters in bright red envelopes.she didn't see anything on her dresser when she woke up,she looked around the room,and she didn't see atau smell anyone,she got suspicious. She read the first letter,and it said...."Dear,Tanahi-san,I know anda don't know me,but anda are like the bunga that blooms in the shade,your dark,frozen jantung is so hard it needs to be filled with love. I loved anda when I first met you,and I hope we will be together some day.
Love:your secret admirer"

Tanahi noticed that someone wrote it in golden ink,she...
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posted by AlexWhittier
Deidara’s obsession for his art is perhaps his most notable personality trait. He seems to view each and every bomb he creates as a piece of art and a significant accomplishment in its own right. He left his halaman awal village of Iwagakure, because they disapproved of the techniques he developed. He hated Itachi for defeating his art, and even developed C4 clay and trained his left eye to counter genjutsu for the purpose of defeating Itachi someday. Deidara even once exclaimed to Sasuke in their fight that Sasuke had no respect for his art and that it made Deidara want to kill him. He even seems...
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posted by SilentRevelry
Partner: None, formerly Deidara
Seiyu: Wataru Takagi

Tobi (トビ, Tobi?) joins akatsuki after Sasori's death, taking his ring, position, and partner (Deidara). Tobi's personality is at odds with the standard amongst akatsuki members; while most are dedicated and serious, Tobi is lebih carefree and goofy. These personality traits tend to irritate Deidara, who often attacks Tobi in a comical fashion whenever Tobi unintentionally annoys him. Kisame Hoshigaki, on the other hand, appreciates Tobi's ability to brighten up their "gloomy organization".

After Tobi's encounter with Sasuke Uchiha, he is...
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posted by AlexWhittier
Five coffins shot out of the ground. The lids slowly fell down revealing Nagato, Kakuzu, Deidara, Sasori, and Itachi. Suddenly the bodies awaken.

Deidara steps meneruskan, ke depan and looks around saying, “Where am I?” He looks to his left and sees Sasori in a coffin and Kakuzu to the right of him. “Oh no,” Deidara said, “I’ve been buried alive un! This is my worst nightmare come true un.”

“Shut up brat,” Sasori said, “If anda were buried alive then anda wouldn’t be above ground.”

Deidara stared at Sasori for a moment. He then reached meneruskan, ke depan and poked Sasori’s face. Sasori grabbed...
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posted by naruto12354
This is a funny picture of most the members akatsuki members (boys)trying to get a girl friend and expressing themselves with pick up lines of doom .Each of them have a pick up line to suit there personality .I enjoyed looking at these and was amused at how funny they were.There was no Konan but that was probably because she was a girl but it would have been funny to see here with a pick up line .if your a naruto patriot like me anda might not like it but I thinkits quite funny hope anda like it though...
 features pick up lines from Tobi,Deidara,Hidan,Kakazu,Itachi,Kisame,Zetsu,Nagato and Sasori hehehehehehehehehe
features pick up lines from Tobi,Deidara,Hidan,Kakazu,Itachi,Kisame,Zetsu,Nagato and Sasori hehehehehehehehehe
When people hear "Akatsuki Pairing" they usually think of the following:
3.ItaKisa...or any lebih anda can think of

Many fan are proud to think of some members as lovers.They like to beleive that against all odds,they found a way to be together. However,there is just one problem:The Fangirls(or Guys).Usually they judge yaoi fans,especially when the pairing involves the member they love.

"_____ is MINE!
That would NEVER happen!
Not with MY _____-kun!"

These are some of the responses we here from fans.I am a Deidara fan,but when I see yaoi lemons with him and another member,I...
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