A white man once said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
Then he said, "Listen sir....
When I was born I was BLACK.
...When I grew up I was BLACK.
When I'm sick I'm BLACK.
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK.
When I'm cold I'm BLACK.
When I die I'll be BLACK.

But anda sir,

When you're born you're pink.
When anda grow up you're white.
When you're sick, you're green.
When anda go in the sun anda turn red.
When you're cold anda turn blue.
And when anda die anda turn purple.
And anda have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away....