televisi sets across America flicked on almost simultaneously. The country collectively held their breath out of sheer anticipation. Few times in our history has one moment brought us all together, instead of against each other. This was one of those times. Probably soon to go down as one of the most important events in human history. But listen to us - we are getting ahead of ourselves. Let us get back to those televisi screens.
“Ladies and Gentlemen, do not adjust your televisi sets.” The voice coming from the televisi was firm, yet possessed a calming quality. “We are intentionally...
*These are the things I think define a zombie. They are just opinions and open for debate.
✔ Zombies are slow. By definition, zombies are dead bodies. Dead bodies (if ever they rose from the dead) will be slow. It is a half-rotted piece of meat that was either wore down oleh a sickness and made weak and feeble atau a body that has been give a deep gash (the bite that infected them). Either way the body has been beaten down and let to rot, therefore there is no reason it could pindah at the same speed a living human could. Yes, they can accelerate past their steady limp. But can they run? No.