I'm not sure if this is what your looking for but heres a few quotes that may give you some ideas

"If it won't nobody living there it be a haunted house"

"no difference between night and day just the lights are out"

"I'm not suppose to think I'm from city hall"

"theirs a pit pocket in the joint who ever stole our witness put her back"

"I can go to heaven and you can go to...quick get a piece of paper"