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Announcer: LEGEND OF ZELDA: WIND WAKER HD!!! (Not caring) It’s pretty
Narrator: Evil guy came, hero killed him, he left, evil guy came back, killed everyone. GAMEPLAY TIME!
Aryl: Happy birthday brother
Link: It’s not my birthday
Aryl: It is now
Link: If anda say so
(Later)
Grandma: Fuck anda Link. Now takes these clothes and get out of my site
Link: I hate clothes
(Later)
Link: I hate telescopes (Looks through it and sees the Postman) I hate postmen (Looks up to see a giant bird) I hate birds (Drops girl into forest) I hate girls falling to their deaths in the woods…. Oh, and I hate references to...
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Songs. What can be berkata about music. It has been around for ages. From the beauty of Classical music, to the new generation of Jazz, to the godly Classic Rock, to the new age Dubste- NO! THAT IS NOT MUSIC!!! JUST FUCKING NO!!! However, we all listen to songs, but, what we don’t know at times is that… what are the singers actually singing. Sure, some of us know the lyrics, but, then there are songs that have lyrics that are really dark. But, when they are added to such happy tunes, they are just so… crazy. So, I decided to tampil anda all the puncak, atas Ten Songs that have darkest lyrics. Enjoy....
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Komoli: Hey, anda want to play my game
Link: Uh... no
Komoli: Please, play my game........ No one does. Please play it
Link: Fine...... Give me fifty rupees
Komoli: Okay
Link: Really?
Komoli: Yeah, I don't give a shit. As long as anda play my game
Link: Okay (Plays game) Well, this was... a surprisingly fun game
Komoli: Hey, thanks. Hey, can anda help
Link: And I was just starting to like you
Komoli: I need anda to go and find my new employee. His names Baito
Link: Okay
Komoli: anda can't miss him. He's outside... and he's the only guy here other than anda who isn't a bird person
Link: Got it
(Later, outside)
Baito:...
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Chuck: So, we've been waiting for like...three hours
Stacey: It's been five menit Chuck
Chuck: Well, I just want to know when something happens Explosion) Something happened. Gotta go check it out
Stacey: Wait, anda don't even know where it is happ- (Chuck leaves)
Chuck: (Sees soldiers robbing casino vaults) Hey, anda can't just do that
Soldiers: (Aim guns at Chuck)
Chuck: ..................... Uh............ Please don't shoot.......
(Later, after the fight)
Chuck: (Panting) Man, I hope that is the only time I have to do that (Phone rings) Hello
Stacey: Chuck, it looks like that three other casinos...
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Nate: (Helps Emma into the car)
Emma: (Dials number on phone)
Chris: Oh, come on. I thought anda went in to get your stuff back)
Nate: Chris, this is serious
Chris: I am being serious
Nate: Nevermind, we got to get to a aman, brankas place
Chris: Well, I have a suggestion.
Nate: Do anda really atau are anda just being stupid as usual
Chris: No, totally serious. It's a place owned oleh Mickie
Nate: anda mean your pot dealer
Chris: I never berkata he was clean. I just berkata the place was safe
Nate: For Gods sake- Fine
Emma: (On phone) Hey, dad. Things are really bad here
Nate: (Dad...... Oh crap. Right. Him)

(January 12th........
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Everyone, I have good news and bad news. Good news is that we are at the last of the Sonic.EXE series......... The bad news, is that this one is the worst of the bunch..... IT's Sally.EXE.... ugh.
So, it starts with this guy saying he never watches Sonic televisi shows, however his favorit character is Sally, a character who only appears in the television. Wow, not even ten detik in and I hate this story already.
Also, I like to point out that this story takes notes from Sonic.EXE, in other words, its the same fucking thing as Sonic.EXE, just with Sally. It is literally the same fucking...
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Now, this is a story about the cursed Sonic game, and how it became one of the most famous cursed games ever..... Why, I have no gucking clue. Honestly, Sonic.EXE is a pisspoor story.
It starts with this guy, will call him Stupid, because that's exactly what he is, who gets a Sonic game called Sonic.EXE, which he got from his friend, and he says to not play it. Then why the hell did anda send him the damn game.
Anyway, he starts the game up, and it shows the logo with Sonic having red eyes, the water turns blood red and the Sega logo at the bottom says "Sega 6 6 6".... And this sucks, because...
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King of Red Lions: We did it Link. We collected all eight pieces
Link: ABOUT TI- (Ahem) I mean, about time. So now what
King of Red Lions: Now we head back down to the sacred realm
Link: Now wait, before anda do this, anda should warn me when your going to go into- (Boat goes under water)

Link: GODDAMN IT
King of Red Lions: Anyway, anda should check on Zelda
Link: Oh, right. How long has it been exactly
King of Red Lions: Um............. about a week
Link: ............... oh shit

Link: Tetra, are anda still alive
Tetra: It's about time. I've been stuck in this goddamn place for weeks. I'm cold, hungry, and...
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Hello everyone. Today, we will be looking at the meme Forever Alone. Now, before we talk about what it is, lets get a little history.
After the Rage Guy, this was the detik of the rage comic characters to appear. He appeared as a character in a 4chan comic known as April Fools and it shows him as a disappointed atau lonely person. However, he didn't gain popularity until he appeared in his detik comic known as Prom FUUU, which soon gained hundreds of fans.
After that, Forever Alone began to flood rage comics all over the internet. He was shown. He is shown to use humor in the suffering of people who are still single.
Now, it is time for the score. The final score for this meme is a Fail. I'm sorry, but I just feel as though that this meme is a little overused. If it wasn't used so much, I may not hate it, but sorry, I do. That's it for this review, I will see anda all selanjutnya time
Oh, Pokemon. It was one of the things I loved so much in my childhood other then Zelda. IT has its own games, toys, trading cards, TV shows, manga, and, in this case, fan fictions. This tampil had lost of fanfictions. Some good like No Antidote, the Pokemon Rebellion, and The Midsummer Knight's Dream. Then there was the bad ones like Pokemon Ultiment (Yes the spelling of Ultimate was messed up on purpose. That's how its spelled) Forever Mine, and Darkest Night........ Then..... There's The Pokemon Story.
This has to be, without a doubt, the worst fanfic I have ever read. Worse then Trixie's Funhouse....
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I'm just going to say it, I hate Saints Row: The Third. Now, there may be some people who know this game, unless anda play Grand Theft Auto. Now, Saints Row used to be good. Saint Row 1 was a fun game, and then came Saint's Row 2 which was even better. But, then came this abomination, known only as Saint's Row: The Third. Why do I hate this crappy game. I'll give anda ten reasons. (They will not go in order of how I hate them. They'll just be random)

10: Activities: In the Saints Row games, there are activities anda can do to earn anda respect and cash. In Saint's Row 2, we had lots of fun ones....
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The tahun is 2013. Fresh off of the threat of the end of the world in 2012, the political climate is getting pretty hot, and Adam Sandler graced the world with Grown Ups 2. Truly a horrible time to be alive. But hey, at least we got Pacific Rim. That was a good movie. But worst of all, kartun on TV were fucking lame. Nothing of interest was on, and it didn’t help that Adventure Time was on Season 6 and Gumball on Season 3, which were both just… ugh, a mess. Hell man, even Regular tampil had it’s issues. But then comes a new challenger, Rebecca Sugar, with her own cartoon. A cartoon that...
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So remember back when I reviewed Fable II that I liked both of the first Fable games and how I am not a true L337 Gamer as a result? Well, this is the other of the two Fable games, Fable the first, atau Fable: The lost Chapters, as I have never played the original Fable, atau Anniversary for that matter.
Fable: The lost Chapters has a story as unoriginal as the sequel. A young boy’s village is burned down and he goes to train and become a hero in a world where people need heroes to do things. As he goes about these tasks, he later gets involved with a quest that involves immortal deities,...
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Back when I was going around to different movie rental places and libraries, I would always rent video games, and one of my most frequently rented games was the original Max Payne. I never played Max Payne 3 and only a few parts of Max Payne 2, so I don’t know what they are like, but after playing so much of the original Max Payne, I’m actually kind of curious to play those games.
Max Payne follows the character… Max Payne, a hard boiled New York detective with the most noir thing ever, dead family. As he investigates the new drug Valkyrie, he is framed for the murder of a fellow...
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anda know, though I have been reviewing horror games for a while now, it’s been awhile since I reviewed a horror, atau at least, a horror-themed rail shooter. The last one being a tahun ago, and that was… Rock of the Dead. Kind of regretting my look on that game, to be honest. Which is weird, because there are a few good horror rail shooters out there. Hell, House of the Dead was made on that premise. That and bad voice acting. But hey, speaking of bad voice acting, Resident Evil is a pretty good horror game franchise. (What a shitty segway). So, when anda put the two together, what do anda get?...
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Hey, it’s Sonic…….. (Cough, cough). Yeah, if I were to shout Sonic back in the 90s, I’m sure everyone would have cheered like crazy. Nowadays, Sonic is just a shell of it’s former self, being the talk of worst games ever atau cringe worthy fan art. Blame it on the video game industry wanting to make a quick buck. Sonic has made so many terrible mistakes and lied so much, he might as well be a politician. Now, do I hate Sonic. No… well, not as much as most people. He had some good games back in his golden days, but those days are in the past now, and Sonic is making lebih mistakes than...
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Three guards were watching over the tired up Maggie and Glenn.

"Your ganna pay for this!" Maggie cried angrily.

"Hahaha.. What. Am gonna get my throat slide atau something!?" guard one cried, laughing st his own joke.

Suddenly appeared out of nowhere, grabbing the laughing guard from behind, and ironically slitting the guards throat with a large knife.

Before the detik guard could react Rick body slammed the guard onto a dinding and stabbed guard deep into to his hyoid area, killing him almost instantly.

The third guard reached for a pisau and attempted to stab Rick from behind but suddenly an axe was...
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Narrator: Once, in the land of the Great Sea, there was a young, brave, and courageous boy named Link. He was a dumb little shit, and he was kind of an asshole, really, but, he went through many hardships, fought countless monsters, and was a total dick to everyone. He met a young female pirate named Tetra, who he tried to hit on a dozen times, because, like I said, he was a real asshole. However, Spoiler Alert, Link was able to find that tetra was actually the Princess Zelda. But, After this, she was kidnapped oleh the evil green skinned man, Ganondorf. So, Link used every ounce of his doucheness...
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Chuck: (Sits in chair)
TK: Hey, Chuck, guess what. I have your daughter and Stacey
Chuck: Ha, jokes on you, she's invisible
Katey: Dad, seriously, help us
Chuck: You'll never find her
Katey: Dad, please help us
Chuck: She will never fall for your tricks
Katey: .................. I'm invisible
Chuck: Oh my god, there in trouble. I gotta save them (Runs off)
(Later, in Arena)
Chuck: Now, where are the-
TK: (Tazzes him) Now how does that feel
Chuck: AHHH I LIKE PIE
TK: Hm (Tazzes him some more)
(Later)
Chuck: (Wakes up, hanging from rope) Oh, man, all the blood is rushing to my head
Katey: Dad, help
Stacey: Please,...
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Today, I will be reviewing Sonic.EXE 2. Well, how is it. Well, lets just say detik verse same as the first.... In other words, IT SUCKS.
So, it is about these two detectives, Derek and Chelsea who, oddly, are brother and sister. So, they are investigating this crime about this killer who rips open peoples mouth and carves a number into there chest. The only evidence is a busted computer with the Sonic.EXE game downloaded on it... and let me remind you, they were able to find this on a fucking broken computer.
Anyway, Chelsea starts akting weird and Derek comes to the conclusion that Chelsea...
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