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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Song: link
 The lingkaran comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed oleh the name, WindWakerGuy430
The lingkaran comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed oleh the name, WindWakerGuy430


A short time yang lalu in a world full of cartoon ponies

Theme song (Start at 0:06): link

HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode 3

The First Episode In This Franchise To Have A judul

Doctor Eggman has survived crashing his airplane, and so did Twilight Sparkle. The same cannot be berkata for Metal Sonic. Now Eggman, and Twilight must work together to formulate a plan on how to destroy the pony Alliance.

With Princess Celestia and Luna gone, pelangi Dash has been asked to take over their position, and is now the new princess of Equestria. She will do what she can to find the murderer of the two former princesses, but will be shocked to find out who the real murderer is.

With the pony Alliance, and Nazis fighting for control over Equestria, who will become successful, and who will fail?

Okay, the bintang Wars intro is over now. It's time to begin this story.

Stop the song.

It was 10 PM in Ponyville, and Sean had to do just a few small things to make his house finished.

Sean: *Finishes installing the sink* Finally, it's complete. Building this big mansion wasn't easy.

Song: link

Headlights could be seen in the distance, and engines could be heard.

Sean: *Goes towards a window, and looks outside through a pair of binoculars* Krauts! *Goes into another room. oleh a fireplace is his M249 Machine Gun. He grabs it, and a bandolier of ammo for his gun, along with his 500 revolver*
Nazis: *Approacing in five trucks, and two cars*
Sean: *Goes outside, and ducks behind a pile of firewood* Come at me anda bastards, come at me. *Loads the cylinder in his 500*
Nazis: *Stop in their vehicles* Sean The Hedgehog! We know you're in there!!
Sean: *Talking to himself quietly, so they can't hear him* Wrong anda idiots, I'm out here. anda can't see me though. Not yet.
Nazis: We will give anda a count of three to come out!!
Sean: And I'll give anda a count of two to get out.
Nazis: One!!
Sean: *Waits*
Nazis: Two!!
Sean: Time's up! *Shoots five Nazis with his 500, and reloads while taking cover*
Nazi: *Firing at Sean with an MG42*
Sean: *Hears the bullets hitting the wood he's hiding behind* M249 versus MG42, who's going to be the lucky winner? *Uses his M249 to shoot at the Nazis in the cars*
Nazis in cars: *Die*
Nazis in trucks: *Returning api with MP40's and Kar98's*
Sean: *Shoots the gas tank on one truck*

The other trucks started to blow up, and the Nazis were running away. After all the trucks blew up, five of them were left.

Sean: And they're all retreating. atau at least they're trying to. Let's see if they can retreat from this. *Reloads his 500, and fires one bullet at each Nazi*

They all died.

Sean: *Smiles as he walks back into his house* I must alert the pony Alliance about this at once.

Stop the song

Sean: *Sitting oleh his fireplace in a chair, and starts to call pelangi Dash on his Galaxy S5*
pelangi Dash: *At Canterlot Castle, hearing her Smartphone ring, and answers* Hello.
Sean: Dash, it's Sean. I just encountered twenty of Eggman's soldiers at my house. Contact Wind, and Master Sword, I'll be over at the kastil, castle soon.
pelangi Dash: anda got it. *Hangs up, and starts to call Master Sword*
Wind: *Playing with his nintendo 3DS at Master Sword's house* Why am I living with anda again?
Master Sword: Because, of.... uhh...... Reasons!
Wind: Figures. At least it's better than living with pelangi Dash.

Flashback.

Wind: *Sleeping in a sleeping bag*
pelangi Dash: *Very excited* Wake up Wind! It's time to work out!!
Wind: pelangi Dash?!!?! IT'S 3 IN THE FUCKING MORNING!!!!! Who wakes up this early just to exercise?!!?
pelangi Dash: We gotta lot of weights to lift, and-
Wind: I'M NOT LIVING WITH YOU, EVER AGAIN!!!

Back to reality

Master Sword: Oh. *Hears his phone ring, and jawaban it* Hello.... Oh, I see. We'll be over there soon. *Hangs up*
Wind: Something wrong?
Master Sword: Yes. We must go to Canterlot kastil, castle immediately.
Wind: Okay, let's go.
Master Sword: *Driving his car to pelangi Dash's castle*

Meanwhile in Mobius

Nazis: *Marching outside of Eggman's castle*
Eggman: *Looking at his map* Hahahaha. Sonic The Hedgehog has finally been captured, and all of Mobius will be mine.
Twilight: *Enters Eggman's room* Man, I'm afraid some of yo soldiers just messed up.
Eggman: They what?!
Twilight: They got killed oleh Sean man! All of the soldiers anda sent to get him!
Eggman: What?!! This is unacceptable!! I think I have a plan to get Sean defeated. Listen.
Twilight: *Gets closer to Eggman*
Eggman: *Whispers in Twilight's ear*
Twilight: Man, that's genius! Let's get that plan started right now!

Sean met up with pelangi Dash at the kastil, castle in Canterlot with Master Sword, and Wind.

pelangi Dash: Eggman's soldiers just tried to kill Sean. He might send another squad in here to kill one of us next.
Master Sword: Well if that's the case, we need to stop them.
Wind: They're all in Mobius. How do we get there?
Sean: oleh teleporting.
Wind: Yes, I know that, but we don't have anything to teleport us there.
Sean: That is where you're wrong. *Grabs his chaos emerald* This little green thing is called a chaos emerald. It is capable of stopping time, if the user knows how to use it correctly. I only use it for teleporting, and time travel.
Wind: Where did anda get that?
Sean: From Mobius. Only seven of these exist. There are some people in Mobius, including myself that can turn into a super form of their self once they have seven chaos emeralds.
Master Sword: Have anda ever turned super?
Sean: No. Never.
pelangi Dash: Perhaps that may change when we go into Mobius, but first things first. We need supplies, and some rest. We will go into Mobius before 8 AM.
Wind: Got it.
pelangi Dash: Guards.
Royal Guards: *Arrive*
pelangi Dash: tampil Wind, and Master Sword to their quarters.
Royal Guard: Right this way gentlemen.

Five menit later, Sean and pelangi Dash were sleeping together in bed.

Sean: So, how does it feel to be princess?
pelangi Dash: Fine, I guess.
Sean: anda guess?
pelangi Dash: I'm a little nervous actually. I'm the very first princess to be a pegasus, and, I, actually feel very nervous.
Sean: Why?
pelangi Dash: What if I don't do a good job? Like Twilight.
Sean: anda got me. I'll help anda out if anda need it.

selanjutnya morning, before they left, they were greeted oleh a blue stallion.

pelangi Dash: Morning George.
George: Hello pelangi Dash, and friends.
Sean: Nice to see anda George.
Wind: What do anda have for us?
George: Five new weapons fresh from my factory. The first one, is a pistol. The 04. *Shows it to the others* Revolvers have very high api power, but they are very difficult to get nowadays.
Sean: I know. It wasn't easy getting my 500.
George: So I made a pistol with eight bullets in each clip, and it has high api power. The power is slightly higher than the one in your 500 Mr. The Hedgehog.
Sean: I see.
George: selanjutnya up is the MP80. *Shows it to the others* A modified version of the MP40 that Eggman's soldiers use. Same api rate, but with better range, and lebih ammo capacity. Each clip holds 40 bullets, but can also use the 32 bullet clips that were built for the MP40.
Master Sword: I am going to take that.
George: *Gives Master Sword an MP80* selanjutnya up, the Holl. *Picks it up* A fairly simple design. A fully automatic pistol with twenty bullets in each clip, and they come out automatically after every bullet is fired, but anda have to api each bullet to reload. I am working on improving that.
Wind: I'll take it, and an 04.
George: *Gives Wind the two pistols* selanjutnya up is the Dino. A shotgun that fires bullets from two barrels at the same time, so you'll be certain that every one anda shoot at, will be killed with just one shot. The clip is loaded into the left side, and each clip holds twelve bullets.
pelangi Dash: This is mine. *Takes the Dino*
George: And finally, another shotgun, this time a pompa action one. *Pulls out the Bondelli* Maximum capacity for this one is eight shells, and it is 12 gauge.
pelangi Dash: I'm also taking that.
Master Sword: Give me that too.
George: *Gives both of them a Bondelli* What about anda Sean?
Sean: I'm sticking with my 500, and M249.
George: Suit yourself. Now that anda all have your weapons, good luck.

On Mobius, Eggman had Sonic chained to a wall.

Eggman: *With Twilight, in front of Sonic* Sonic The Hedgehog. At last I have anda in my clutches.
Sonic: But not for long. Tails, and Knuckles, and the other Freedom Fighters will find me.
Eggman: Not this time. Twilight, teleport us onto the Super Ridiculously Big Yacht.
Twilight: Yes doctor. *Uses her magic to teleport the three of them onto the Super Ridiculously Big Yacht*
Eggman: Behold. A luxury yacht for myself, and my soldiers. It's built with scramblers, so your Freedom Fighters won't see us on their radars.
Sonic: That's nice Eggman. I suppose you'll give me, and yourself a martini now, and laugh about old times.
Eggman: Martini's for me, and Twilight. Not for you.
Sonic: Dammit. There's only one thing I can enjoy on this boat, and anda won't let me have it.
Eggman: anda are a prisoner. You're not supposed to enjoy it. In the meantime, I'm going to tie anda onto part of the boat, and have anda hang over the ocean.
Sonic: anda wouldn't.
Eggman: Oh I would. I'll come back for anda in 30 menit to interrogate you. In the meantime, we're heading towards a weapons factory owned oleh your friends.

Sonic was tied up, and hand cuffed, and was hanging over the ocean.

Sonic: Not my finest hour.

And in Equestria, Sean was getting ready to go to Mobius with the rest of his team.

Sean: Are anda three ready?
pelangi Dash: Yes.
Master Sword: I'm ready.
Wind: Let's get this over with so I can continue playing Mario Party 10.
Sean: Chaos, control. *Teleports himself with the rest of his team into Mobius* Looks like we teleported in front of Tails' shop. Let me go talk to him, and anda watch out for enemy activity.
pelangi Dash: Right.
Sean: *Walks into Tails' shop* hey Tails?! anda in here?
Tails: Sean. *Runs over to him* What have anda been up to?
Sean: We're gonna stop Eggman.
Tails: He has Sonic.
Sean: How did it happen?
Tails: He was with me when we were attacking one of Eggman's barracks. A purple pony I've never seen before captured him.
Sean: Twilight Sparkle. Come with me, and grab your gear.
Tails: *Grabs a backpack of weapons, and snacks*
Sean: *Walks over to pelangi Dash* Twilight captured my cousin. We need to rescue him.
Wind: How the hell did the fastest thing alive get captured oleh some bad guy?
Sean: It was Twilight. She used her magic to get him.
Master Sword: So now what do we do?
Sean: We can destroy all of Eggman's army later. Right now, it's important that we rescue my cousin. Tails, contact Knuckles, and as much of the Freedom Fighters as anda can.
Tails: Okay.
Sean: Hang in there Sonic, we're coming for you.

At a Freedom Fighter base.

Freedom Fighters: *Working on computers, and organizing paperwork*
Sally Acorn: *Inspecting the base*
Freedom Fighter: *Walks over to her* Princess Sally, I regret to inform anda that Eggman keeps attacking more, and lebih of our bases.
Sally Acorn: We're not making much progress.
Freedom Fighter: And I have lebih bad news. Sonic is still prisoner on Eggman's Super Ridiculously Big Yacht.
Sally Acorn: We must save him immediately.
Freedom Fighter 72: General, Doctor Eggman has appeared on my screen.
Freedom Fighter 55: He's on mine too!
Freedom Fighter: *Looks around* He's on all of them!
Eggman: Now that I have your attention, I want anda all to know that I have this base in my sights on my Super Ridiculously Big Yacht.
Sally Acorn: Free Sonic!
Nazis: *Bringing Sonic over to Eggman*
Eggman: Instead of freeing him, we're going to make him watch anda die. Take out their defenses!!
Nazi: Jawohl Doctor. *Hits a button*

A big meriam appeared on the front of Eggman's boat.

Eggman: *To Sonic* If anda look away from this, atau close your eyes, I will have anda killed. api the cannon!!
Nazi: *Fires the cannon*
Sonic: *Watches the TV screen in front of him, and watches everyone in the base die*
Eggman: Put him back where he belongs.
Nazis: Yes doctor. *Bringing Sonic back to the upper deck to be hanged over the water*
Sonic: *Does a spin dash, and knocks out the two Nazis holding him. He runs to the puncak, atas of the boat* I'll take the helicopter, and get out of here.
Twilight: *Appears in front of Sonic, and catches him with her magic* Man, where da fuq do anda think you're goin?!
Sonic: I was going to escape.
Twilight: Come with me. *Brings Sonic back to Eggman*
Eggman: Yes Twilight Sparkle?
Twilight: Man, dis blue bastard tried to escape just now.
Eggman: Thank anda for capturing him. Put him back where he belongs.
Sonic: One day, I'll stop anda from using your magic.

Sonic was tied up once again, but this time in chains.

Sonic: Hey, Eggbrain! These chains are too cold!
Eggman: Tough luck anda blue rodent.

Later, Sean, and pelangi Dash met up with Knuckles, and a few other people that Tails called to help.

Sean: Okay, Amy Rose is here with Knuckles, Vector, Espio, Charmy, and Mighty, but where are the other Freedom Fighters?
Tails: One of our bases got attacked, so they went there to fix it.
Sean: Well it's a good thing Knuckles decided to get his friends over here.
Espio: We'll always help out if Sonic is in danger.
pelangi Dash: Do any of anda know where he is?
Amy: One of the freedom fighters berkata he was on Eggman's Super Ridiculously Big Yacht.
Sean: So he's out somewhere in the water. Come on, I think I know where we can find him.

Sean led his group to an airport, owned oleh Eggman.

Sean: Now Tails, anda berkata that Eggman's Super Ridiculously Big Yacht has a landing pad for helicopters, right?
Tails: That's right.
Sean: Okay, so what I'm thinking about right now, is that we take one of their helicopters, and fly to the yacht.
Wind: That's kinda dangerous. What if they spot us?
Sean: If they spot us flying one of their helicopters, there's no doubt they will stop at nothing to kill us, you're right about that. So we gotta get in there quietly. Knuckles, Dash, Charmy, and Tails, anda four are capable of flying on your own, so follow the rest of us in the helicopter.
Knuckles: Got it.
Sean: Espio, you're gonna be the pilot. The rest of us get on the chopper, but if anyone spots us, I will take care of them.
Mighty: Okay.
Knuckles: *Cracking his knuckles*
Sean: *Leading everyone towards the helicopter*
Charmy: All of the guards are looking away from us.
Sean: *Talks quietly* That's great, but keep your voice down.

They started to get into the helicopter.

Sean: Espio, start this thing.
Espio: *Starts the helicopter*
Nazis: Hey. Who's flying that?! *Running towards the helicopter*
Espio: *Flying the helicopter*
Nazis: Stop them!!
pelangi Dash: *Shoots the Nazis with her Bondelli shotgun*
Knuckles: Let's go!! *Flies after the helicopter*
Tails & Charmy: *Following Knuckles*
pelangi Dash: *Shoots another Nazi, and follows Knuckles*

On the Super Ridiculously Big Yacht

Eggman: *Hears a phone ringing, and jawaban it* Yes?
Nazi: Doctor Eggman, a helicopter of ours was stolen.
Eggman: Who was it?!!
Nazi: We believe it was Sean The Hedgehog, with some friends.
Eggman: He might be coming here to save Sonic. Thank anda for your warning. *Hangs up* Get defenses up!! We are expecting intruders!!
Nazis: *Turning on alarms, and getting defense cannons set up*
Sonic: *Looking at the cannons* Oh shit.

Sean, and the rest of his squad were flying towards Eggman's Super Ridiculously Big Yacht.

Wind: *Playing with his nintendo 3DS*
Sean: Will anda put that away?
Wind: Ugh!! *Puts his 3DS away*
Espio: I see the boat.
Sean: And I see a massive meriam on there as big as the Empire State Building.

He was exaggerating, but the meriam really was huge.

Nazi: Doctor Eggman, don't anda think this is overkill?
Eggman: This is a surefire way to kill Sonic's cousin, and his friends.
Nazi 45: Sir? *Running towards Eggman* There is one of our helicopters near our chopper.
Eggman: Being flown oleh the enemy. Shoot them down.
Sean: Keep the chopper above the boat. Everyone, jump out now.

They were over the pool, so jumping out would not be a problem.

Everyone got out of the chopper, except for Espio.

Vector: Come on Espio!
Espio: I'll be right down. *Gets a stick to push the stick forward, so it can keep the helicopter flying over the boat. He does this so that the helicopter can go the same speed as the boat*
Vector: Get down here!
Espio: *Jumps out, and lands in the pool*
Eggman: *Fires the cannon*

The helicopter turned into a flaming wreck, and landed in the water behind the boat.

Master Sword: Where's pelangi Dash with the others?
Sean: Not far away.
pelangi Dash: *Flies onto the perahu with Tails, Knuckles, and Charmy*
Wind: Glad to see anda four made it safely.
pelangi Dash: Thanks. Now it's time to find Sonic.
Amy: Sonic!! *Running around the boat* Where are you?!! *Runs into a section of the boat*
Sean: She'll get herself kidnapped.
Tails: Maybe she has a plan.
Sean: Yeah, to get us all killed. Stay here, don't go near her. We don't want to get spotted.
Amy: anda guys get inside, and get out of that pool!
Nazis: *Arresting Amy*
Sean: Now we go inside. *Goes inside with everyone, and uses his 500 to shoot the two Nazis holding Amy*
Amy: I had everything under control.
Sean: Uh huh. Sure anda did. Upstairs. *Goes upstairs, with his friends following*

No one knew what was upstairs, but they were hoping to find Sonic.

As the group of heroes made it upstairs, Sean had a plan.

Sean: Charmy, anda go with Knuckles, and find two boats for us.
Charmy: anda got it.
Knuckles: We'll go find them for you. *Flies off the perahu with Charmy*
Sean: Dash, take these. *Gives her time bombs* Put these around the hall. Vector, and Mighty, anda go with her.
Vector: Roger.
Sean: The rest of anda on me. *Walks towards Sonic*

pelangi Dash was planting one bomb on a wall, when Twilight appeared.

Twilight: Well well well, look who we have here.
pelangi Dash: Twilight Sparkle. You're still working for Eggman?
Twilight: Fuck yeah man, and if you're smart, you'll gabung me.
pelangi Dash: I'll never gabung you. *Flies forward, and tackles Twilight* Set the rest of the explosives. I'll handle Twilight.
Vector: Got it.
Mighty: Let's go this way. *Turns around, and carries the rest of the explosives with Vector*
pelangi Dash: *Pushes Twilight onto an outside section of the boat*
Twilight: *Punches pelangi Dash*
pelangi Dash: *Spits blood into Twilight's face, and pushes her head into a wall*
Twilight: *Loses her horn* You-
pelangi Dash: *Punches Twilight again*
Twilight: *Punches pelangi Dash's right eye*
pelangi Dash: Ah! *Falls down*

Twilight gave pelangi Dash a black eye.

Twilight: *Puts a hoof on pelangi Dash's belly*
pelangi Dash: Ow.
Twilight: Man, anda ain't eva gonna beat me!
pelangi Dash: Twilight, you're making a big mistake. You're working for a man that wants us dead. He had some soldiers kill Celestia, and Luna.
Twilight: No pelangi Dash. I killed Celestia, and Luna.
pelangi Dash: *Shocked* no.. No, anda wouldn't do that. *Angry* They loved anda lebih than anything!!
Twilight: I find that statement to be bullshit. I had fun slaughtering them.
pelangi Dash: *Crying* So it's true. anda did kill them.
Twilight: Yes, and now I'm going to kill you.
pelangi Dash: *Struggling to break free*
Twilight: anda cannot escape. There's nowhere for anda to run.
pelangi Dash: *Breaks free, and flies away from Twilight*
Twilight: *Chases her*

They flew towards the puncak, atas of the boat.

Nazis: Intruders.
pelangi Dash: *Takes an MP40 from one of the Nazis, and shoots them both. She then shoots Twilight*
Twilight: *Falls onto a lower section of the boat*

Sean freed his cousin from the rope, and got him back onto the boat.

Sonic: Thanks for coming to save me.
Sean: It was no trouble at all. I sent Knuckles, and Charmy to get us some boats for our escape. I hope they get here soon.
pelangi Dash: *Returns* I think I killed Twilight.
Sean: What happened?
pelangi Dash: She appeared when we were planting the bombs, and I shot her, and she fell a few hundred feet.
Sean: Where is Vector, and Mighty?
Vector: *Arrives with Mighty* Right here.
Mighty: We planted all of the charges.
Sean: Alright, let's go wait at the back of the boat. *Walks with his friends*

On their way, they walked passed a big ikan tank. Over 30 ikan were in it.

Wind: That's a lot of fucking fish.
Master Sword: They're very pretty.
Nazi: *Arrives* Halt!
Sean: *Shoots the Nazi* Sonic, take the others to the back, I'll handle this. *Shoots lebih Nazi with his M249 Machine Gun*

Once everyone got to the back, lebih Nazis started running towards Sean.

Sean: *Taking cover behind the ikan tank* With the way this is set up, I have plenty of cover. *Shoots the Nazis towards him*
Nazis: *Behind Sean, shooting at him with MP40's*
Sean: *Lays down, and returns fire*
Nazis: *Die*
lebih Nazis: *Shooting at Sean, but their bullets hit the glass on the ikan tank*
Sean: *Turns around, and shoots the other Nazis*
Nazis: *Arriving with MP44's*
Sean: *Shoots them*
Nazis: *Returning fire. lebih bullets hit the glass on the ikan tank*
Sean: *Shoots two lebih Nazis*

lebih Nazis were coming from the same area that Sean was killing them, and to make matters worse, most of the bullets being fired at Sean were hitting the ikan tank's glass. If it broke, everyone on the Super Ridiculously Big Yacht would drown, and die.

Sean: *Returning fire*
Sonic: Knuckles, Charmy, where are anda two?
Nazi: *Firing at Sean with an MP44. Several bullets hit the glass, and the ground near Sean's feet*
Sean: *Returns fire*

The time bombs that were planted then went off.

Wind: Okay, now we really need that red guy, and the bee dude with the weird voice.
Tails: anda mean Knuckles, and Charmy?
Wind: Shut up, I wasn't asking you.

The yacht was slowly starting to sink

Eggman: What is going on?!?
Nazi: We are taking on water in the middle of the yacht!
Eggman: Go fix it!!
Nazi: The hole is too huge! We must abandon ship!!
Eggman: *Turns on the alarm system*

Alarm: link

Eggman: Attention, all units abandon ship!! Abandon ship!!
Nazis: *Still firing at Sean*
Sean: Jesus. Don't they know what it means to abandon ship? I guess they'll have to learn the hard way. *Shoots them until they fall off of the yacht*
Twilight: *Slowly waking up*
Nazi: Twilight, we must get out of here! The perahu is sinking!!
Twilight: Onto the helicopter!
Nazis: *Running with Twilight onto the helicopter, and flying away*
Sean: *Runs towards his friends* Knuckles still hasn't arrived yet with Charmy?
Espio: Nope.
Sean: Dash, Tails, get out of here. Save yourselves.
Tails: *Flies away with pelangi Dash*
Master Sword: *Sees another explosion, and feels the perahu going lower into the water*
Knuckles & Charmy: *Arriving in the boats*
Sean: About damn time!!
Knuckles: Get in!!
Sean: *Goes into Knuckle's perahu with Sonic, Master Sword, and Wind*
Vector: *Goes into Charmy's perahu with Mighty, Amy, and Espio*

As we rode away, two lebih explosions occurred on the yacht, and it was completely under water.

Sean: Everyone okay?
Sonic: Yeah.
Charmy: Are anda guys alright?
Amy: Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just angry that I didn't do anything.
Vector: anda helped Sean kill some Nazis.
Amy: oleh getting captured.
Espio: Ah fuck it. Just be glad that Sonic is safe.

They rode to shore, as the sun shone, with several clouds near it in the sky.

The End
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


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 The lingkaran comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed oleh the name, WindWakerGuy430
The lingkaran comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed oleh the name, WindWakerGuy430
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posted by Canada24
I'll skip to when our idiot version of Rick, arrives at Atlanta..

Rick rode into town, as expected, ignoring all the warning signs about the city being overrun.

At one point he believed he heard a helicopter but while it, he saw, too his horror, thousands of walkers who ended eating his horse, freaking out, Rick literary started akting like a gorilla, as if doing so was possibly gonna fix the situation.

Though biconcles, Glenn saw Rick, as wehaws jumping up and down, making animal noises.

"Clearly he's Canadian" Glenn said, under the belief that 'all' Canadian's responde to life and death situations,...
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Cody: (At club talking to girl) Yes, I own a mansion in Beverly Hills and- (Phone rings) Hold on (Answers phone) Hello
Nick: Cody, get over here. We got ghost problems
Cody: Umm... Butler, I'm a little busy
Nick: Butler? anda son of a bitch, the last thing I am is your butler. Who do anda think anda are, some rich douche bag that lives in a mansion. In case anda forgot, we live in a run down two story house in the suburbs of New York
(Girl walks off)
Cody: No, come back. My butler is always a joker. Goddamn it. What is it Nick
Nick: There's a ghost in the house. I'm trying my best to get rid of it with...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, we will be looking at Dead Rising. Dead Rising is a game where anda kill zombies........... Okay, I should be lebih specific. Dead Rising is a game where anda kill zombies, get survivors to safety, level up, kill psychopaths, and find out the truth of what happened. It's a pretty fun game series, in my opinion. Now, lets take a look at the bosses
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: Carlito
This guy is the main villain of the game... Such a sad thing since they really didn't add any build up. They tampil he is the main villain in the first actually mission of the...
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Liam: Disco night!!
Kevin: *Wearing a white suit while dancing under a disco ball with colorful lights flashing all over the room*
Ted: Who's even hosting?
Shayne: *Crashes through a wall* I am!
People: *Running away*
Shayne: Oh well. Time to tampil anda Skarloey's Railway.

The Island Of Sodor, 1956

Porter: *Walks into the station*
Station Master: Walter.
Porter: Yes sir?
Station Master: When does Edward reach his station?
Porter: *Checks his watch* Fifteen menit sir.
Station Master: *Hands him a letter* This is from Sir Topham Hatt. Can anda get it there before Edward leaves?
Porter: With my brand...
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Hey, finally, a daftar that may actually get me noticed because musik is lebih common trending than video games. Anyway, I rarely talk about my favorit musicians much. A few people hear me gush over a few bands here and there, but rarely do I ever get the chance to talk about them in detail like I would like to. So, for today, and plus the puncak, atas 100 made me take a break from talking about video games for a bit, I want to share with anda all the musicians, atau bands, atau whatever there is, that I like, just so anda all can understand my tastes, my likes, and judge me because I didn’t put a band you...
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So, Mario Galaxy didn’t make my favorit Mario game, I did not play Odyssey, and I think Sunshine is not a fun game, so I guess that only leaves us with one Mario game to puncak, atas all of them in my eyes. And it’s Hotel Mario, baby!
Hotel Mario follows Mario and Gay Luigi as they go through the seven hotels owned oleh Bowser in the hopes of saving Princess Peach- Nah, I’m just fucking with you, it’s Super Mario 64. Mario 64 follows Mario as he goes through the different paintings in Peaches kastil, castle to stop Gay Bowser and save Peach. Yeah, that sounds like a better plot synopsis. So what...
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I’m not one to get too hyped about video games. When a trailer comes out, depending on the game, I usually go, “That looks pretty cool”, to being completely excited. But I never, and I mean never, pre-order games atau even go look into the game unless they are highly reviewed atau just something that may seem interesting on the box. I berkata interesting, I didn’t say good. How else could I get roped into playing Fight Club: The Game. But, there are times when I let my excitement get the best of me. Mostly, it turns out okay. Other times… It doesn’t. That is what I am here to talk about...
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Video game bosses are some of my favorit parts of games. The build up to them, knowing that a boss waits at the end of the level, standing in the way between anda and the rest of the game, testing your strength and everything anda learned up to that point. Bosses are some of the best parts of games… Most of the time. Then there are the bosses that are so annoying, so infuriating, and so dull and boring, that they may just make worst and not fun to play. For every great video game, there always has to be that one boss that’s gotta ruin it for everyone and just make people have a asam taste...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Teacher: Okay, everyone, anda have a new student joining our class
Wind: Why the hell would anyone want to go to this school
Teacher: I ask myself that all the time. Now, he is a new student, and it is your guy’s job to make him feel unwelcome, unloved, and pathetic. Her name is Megan
???: (Comes in, with a backpack covered in anime character stickers, and has blue hair) Konichiwa. But, my names not Megan, it’s Miku
Teacher: Whatever, just take a kursi (Miku sits selanjutnya to Wind and Cody)
Cody: Hey, Wind, looks, another fagface. You’re not alone after all
Wind: anda do know I have the code...
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#1: SEQUEL TO TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES:

Michael: Alright Lester.. I'm inside. Why do I need these glasses?

Lester: (voice) For the 20th time.. They have a camera inside them.

Michael: Ahh.. So anda can take pictures of me shopping for diamonds?

Lester: (voice) No idiot..I need pictures of the security and vents.

Michael: If only we brought a camera, right?

Lester: (voices) We DID bring a camera, stupid.. I just told you.

Michael: I'm confused.

Lester: (voice is getting angrier) There's a camera on your fuckin glasses, Michael!

Michael: And why would I need a camera on my glasses?

Lester: (voice) Just tell...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Walter: (Sleeping at his desk)
Carl: (Slams his hand on the desk) Hey, Walter
Walter: (Wakes up quickly) Oh…. hey, Carl
Carl: So, the promotion is coming up soon. I bet you’re looking meneruskan, ke depan to that
Walter: Yeah, I sure am. Can’t wait for that promotion
Carl: I bet anda can’t (Chuckles)

Phillip: (Looking in the mirror) anda are better than what anda are. anda are better than this, man. anda don’t need that weed to keep anda calm. anda are better than any-
Guard: (Bangs nightstick on the cell bars) Shut up in there, pothead. No talking! I have a hangover!
Phillip: Oh, sorry (Whispers in the mirror)...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Wind: (Sitting at his desk)
Hannah: (Slams hand on desk) Wind
Wind: What do anda want now, Hannah
Hannah: The teachers are taking a group of students to a field trip to Washington, and the student faculty is going to be watching over the school while they are gone
Wind: So why are anda telling me this
Hannah: Because we need someone as psychotic and an intent to kill such as yourself that would be perfect to keep order around here
Wind: Nah. As much as I cinta power, if my power means I am helping you, I will not. Because I fucking hate you
Hannah: If anda do it, I will buy anda lunch all of selanjutnya week
Wind:...
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