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Well... I can't believe its here. I berkata I'd review this back in my Modofiyers review, so here it is. I give anda the worst, and I mean the fucking WORST, channel of this hari and age... Nickelodeon.
Okay, so why is Nickelodeon so awful... Well, lets compare some other channels. Cartoon Network has Adventure Time. disney has Gravity Falls. Hub has My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. What does Nickelodeon have......... They have modern Spongebob, Sangey and Craig, and........... Well, I'll tell anda the other tampil when it comes to it. Now, these are the three shows that Nickelodeon has most... See the problem here? None of these shows are good to watch. There either stupid, have low humor, atau are just too fucked up for children. Lets start with the most infamous one, Spongebob.
Spongebob was once one of the greatest shows of my childhood. I enjoyed everything about it. The characters, the humor, the everything. But, once Season 3 came, things started to go down hill. And, once we got to Season 6, all was completely lost. So, what is wrong with new Spongebob. Well, I'll tell you. First, Spongebob is the symbol of annoying. He always laughs, and is always doing whatever he can to torture others that don't deserve it. Also, he breaks into people's homes, steals the spotlight from others, and even ruins peoples lives and gets rewarded for it. anda got to be fucking kidding me. Also, his very odd obsession with Squidward is just... messed up. Oh, and that's just one character. We still got a full daftar to continue with.
Now, Patrick used to be an idiot that anda couldn't help but love. Though, I can assure anda that any likability he had is forever gone. In the new episodes, all he is is a huge prick that does whatever he wants that makes anda want to strangle him and other times he's not being a lovable idiot, but lebih of an annoying idiot. Yeah, this is kind of a problem, especially since his idiocy also makes him lebih hatable, like when he always keeps a toy for himself which he bought with Spongebob's money and then complains on how Spongebob learned nothing about sharing. God, I hate this fat bastard. Now, lets pindah on to the other character that was ruined.
Mr. Krabs was always a cheapskate, I know, but in the new episodes, he has become ten times worse. Here's what he has done. He actually makes his employees work extremely long hours, but pays them below minimum wage. And that's just the beginning. He has also poisoned all of his customers just to earn money, which I am surprised that he actually got off scott-free for that. What the fuck. I think Miles Edgeworth put it best. How could this justice system fall into such decay. Oh, and that's not even the fucking worst. Here is the worst. He actually thinks it was a good idea to scare Plankton oleh dressing up as his daughter, who is a whale, because Plankton says whale's eat plankton. See the problem with the writers. Whales don't eat plankton, they eat krill. Finding Nemo pointed this out, for God's sake. Anyway, this physically harms Plankton so badly that he lies in the road and says "Can't anda see I'm trying to get run over"................ Let that sink in for a moment. Yes, the tampil is actually trying to point out a character attempting suicide. Oh, yeah, and Mr. Krabs doesn't car at all. I would say he would go to prison for this, but anda can break into peoples homes, destroy others property, and even attempt murder, and the police won't even notice. They seem to be lebih interested in taking harm to Squidward because the world hates him... Oh yeah, I forgot to mention Squidward.
Back then, lots of people hated Squidward because he was a jerk to everyone, but nowadays, all he does is try to stay away from Spongebob. He does nothing wrong, yet he is always getting punished for it. So, this character is the only remaining character of any likability. Imagine that. All the characters were loved except Squidward, but now, he's the only one people can stand...
Well, I think that does it for Spongebob, but remember, we still got two lebih shows to go. So, selanjutnya on the shit daftar is Sangey and Craig.
Okay, so this tampil doesn't have a lot for me to talk about, but I will say this... It sucks. Now that I got that out of the way, time to talk about this awful show. Sangey and Craig is a bout a kid and his talking snake friend............ That's about it. Great idea for a show, huh? No. The answer is no. Also, this tampil is most about toilet humor... It's not funny. It falls flatter on its face then those skateboarding fail video on Youtube. And also, they make the same joke throughout a whole episode. anda know, if it wasn't funny the first time, they need to do it again until we find it funny. It doesn't fucking work. And, like I said, there wasn't much to talk about here, so all I can say is, why did they put it here. Don't ask me.
Well... Here it is. The worst show, not just on Nickelodeon, but, this is the worst animated tampil I have ever watched, ever. Worse then new Spongebob, worse then Snagey and Craig, Even worse then the goddamn Bubsy cartoon. This is the worst decision Nickelodeon ever made. Its worse when the gave that annoying idiot fred his show. It's worse when they made the Last Airbender movie. It's worse when they got rid of good shows to replace them with shit... Here it is. The fucking worst tampil I've ever seen... That show... Is Breadwinners. Oh dear god... Why... Why was this ever created. Someone tell me why this abomination was ever made.
Well, Breadwinners started out as a youtube series, because Nickelodeon is so goddamn lazy that the would rather get animated video from youtube and turn it into a tampil then just make there own. And, what's dumber is that Breadwinners only had 100, 000 tampilan when Nickelodeon made it a show, and that's not a lot oleh youtube standards. fred at least had over a million views, which is stupid that a million people watched that moronic crap. Anyway, the animasi for Breadwinners is ATROCIOUS!!! It's the worst animasi ever, and I've seen early CJI shows, but even those looked better......... anda know what, screw it, I'm just going to say it........ Dusk's Dawn had better animasi then this. Oh yeah, I just berkata that. Why is Dusk's Dawn's animasi better? Because at least the animasi sometimes looked like the show's animation, and at least they actually relied on there own animation, where as Breadwinners uses that awful clipart oleh going onto google gambar and just taking pictures form it, because the animators can't animate at all. And you'd think something this horrible would never make it past the pilot episode........ It did... and it's still going to this day. And anda may be thinking, "Well, it probably has bad ratings"....... I wish, but... Get this....... It's been rated....... as the #1 children's show.............................. anda got to be fucking kidding me. This abomination got #1 in something. If anything, it should be a #1 piece of shit, but no, this tampil gets praised oleh people... This is a sign that Nickelodeon is forever dead. What happened to this show.
There was once great- no- amazing shows on Nickelodeon. there was Hey, Arnold, Rugrats, Avatr: The Last Airbender and, like I berkata before, Spongebob was once a wonderful show. Oh God, what happened to those shows. Why did they get cancelled to make room for these abominations.
Well, there anda have it, the worst channel ever that needs to die. And I mean, it needs to fucking die........ But, hay, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
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Back when I was still a stupid kid who got injured on a daily basis, I thought that after getting shot in the back and breaking my foot, I couldn’t hurt myself any worse atau in any dumber ways…. I was wrong. I could easily harm myself in ever lebih worse and even lebih dumber ways than either asking to be shot with a BB gun atau try to do an Ollie when I knew jackshit about skateboards. So, how is this selanjutnya injury dumber and lebih dangerous? I tried slicing buah-buahan with a dapur pisau while holding the buah-buahan in my hand…. I am not making this shit up, I was honestly that stupid. anda would think...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to Wind’s Story Time. Today’s story; Wind and Pneumonia.
So the earliest memory I ever recall having is when I was only three years old and I had pneumonia. Yeah, what a great early memory. I remember getting this from walking outside in the snow without proper equipment. Needless to say, I thought it was just a cold… Oh, was I wrong. Instead, what happened was that I got one of the worst fevers ever. For those of anda with the flu who think anda got it bad, trying being a walking hazard zone at the age of three. I’m not even kidding, I was literally a quarantine...
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Wind: Okay, Professor, I think I’ll take a Charmande-
Gary: I WANT A SQUIRTLE
Wind: Okay, nevermind. I’ll take a Baulbasua-
Gary: I WANT THE CHARMANDER
Wind: Screw it, give me a Squirtl-
Gary: I WANT THE BULBASAUR!
Wind: Okay, anda know what, screw it. I’ll just buy a Pokeball and find some acak Pokemon in the rumput atau something (Leaves)

Little Girl: Hey, anda looked at me funny
Wind: Well, duh. You’re a spoiled brat who thinks she owns the whole dirt road. I’m obviously not gonna look at anda like you’re a human being with rights
Little Girl: I challenge anda to a battle
Wind: Um… Okay (Enters...
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Komoli: Hey, anda want to play my game
Link: Uh... no
Komoli: Please, play my game........ No one does. Please play it
Link: Fine...... Give me fifty rupees
Komoli: Okay
Link: Really?
Komoli: Yeah, I don't give a shit. As long as anda play my game
Link: Okay (Plays game) Well, this was... a surprisingly fun game
Komoli: Hey, thanks. Hey, can anda help
Link: And I was just starting to like you
Komoli: I need anda to go and find my new employee. His names Baito
Link: Okay
Komoli: anda can't miss him. He's outside... and he's the only guy here other than anda who isn't a bird person
Link: Got it
(Later, outside)
Baito:...
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Nate: (Helps Emma into the car)
Emma: (Dials number on phone)
Chris: Oh, come on. I thought anda went in to get your stuff back)
Nate: Chris, this is serious
Chris: I am being serious
Nate: Nevermind, we got to get to a aman, brankas place
Chris: Well, I have a suggestion.
Nate: Do anda really atau are anda just being stupid as usual
Chris: No, totally serious. It's a place owned oleh Mickie
Nate: anda mean your pot dealer
Chris: I never berkata he was clean. I just berkata the place was safe
Nate: For Gods sake- Fine
Emma: (On phone) Hey, dad. Things are really bad here
Nate: (Dad...... Oh crap. Right. Him)

(January 12th........
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Everyone, I have good news and bad news. Good news is that we are at the last of the Sonic.EXE series......... The bad news, is that this one is the worst of the bunch..... IT's Sally.EXE.... ugh.
So, it starts with this guy saying he never watches Sonic televisi shows, however his favorit character is Sally, a character who only appears in the television. Wow, not even ten detik in and I hate this story already.
Also, I like to point out that this story takes notes from Sonic.EXE, in other words, its the same fucking thing as Sonic.EXE, just with Sally. It is literally the same fucking...
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King of Red Lions: We did it Link. We collected all eight pieces
Link: ABOUT TI- (Ahem) I mean, about time. So now what
King of Red Lions: Now we head back down to the sacred realm
Link: Now wait, before anda do this, anda should warn me when your going to go into- (Boat goes under water)

Link: GODDAMN IT
King of Red Lions: Anyway, anda should check on Zelda
Link: Oh, right. How long has it been exactly
King of Red Lions: Um............. about a week
Link: ............... oh shit

Link: Tetra, are anda still alive
Tetra: It's about time. I've been stuck in this goddamn place for weeks. I'm cold, hungry, and...
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Oh, Pokemon. It was one of the things I loved so much in my childhood other then Zelda. IT has its own games, toys, trading cards, TV shows, manga, and, in this case, fan fictions. This tampil had lost of fanfictions. Some good like No Antidote, the Pokemon Rebellion, and The Midsummer Knight's Dream. Then there was the bad ones like Pokemon Ultiment (Yes the spelling of Ultimate was messed up on purpose. That's how its spelled) Forever Mine, and Darkest Night........ Then..... There's The Pokemon Story.
This has to be, without a doubt, the worst fanfic I have ever read. Worse then Trixie's Funhouse....
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I'm just going to say it, I hate Saints Row: The Third. Now, there may be some people who know this game, unless anda play Grand Theft Auto. Now, Saints Row used to be good. Saint Row 1 was a fun game, and then came Saint's Row 2 which was even better. But, then came this abomination, known only as Saint's Row: The Third. Why do I hate this crappy game. I'll give anda ten reasons. (They will not go in order of how I hate them. They'll just be random)

10: Activities: In the Saints Row games, there are activities anda can do to earn anda respect and cash. In Saint's Row 2, we had lots of fun ones....
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The tahun is 2013. Fresh off of the threat of the end of the world in 2012, the political climate is getting pretty hot, and Adam Sandler graced the world with Grown Ups 2. Truly a horrible time to be alive. But hey, at least we got Pacific Rim. That was a good movie. But worst of all, kartun on TV were fucking lame. Nothing of interest was on, and it didn’t help that Adventure Time was on Season 6 and Gumball on Season 3, which were both just… ugh, a mess. Hell man, even Regular tampil had it’s issues. But then comes a new challenger, Rebecca Sugar, with her own cartoon. A cartoon that...
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So remember back when I reviewed Fable II that I liked both of the first Fable games and how I am not a true L337 Gamer as a result? Well, this is the other of the two Fable games, Fable the first, atau Fable: The lost Chapters, as I have never played the original Fable, atau Anniversary for that matter.
Fable: The lost Chapters has a story as unoriginal as the sequel. A young boy’s village is burned down and he goes to train and become a hero in a world where people need heroes to do things. As he goes about these tasks, he later gets involved with a quest that involves immortal deities,...
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Back when I was going around to different movie rental places and libraries, I would always rent video games, and one of my most frequently rented games was the original Max Payne. I never played Max Payne 3 and only a few parts of Max Payne 2, so I don’t know what they are like, but after playing so much of the original Max Payne, I’m actually kind of curious to play those games.
Max Payne follows the character… Max Payne, a hard boiled New York detective with the most noir thing ever, dead family. As he investigates the new drug Valkyrie, he is framed for the murder of a fellow...
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anda know, though I have been reviewing horror games for a while now, it’s been awhile since I reviewed a horror, atau at least, a horror-themed rail shooter. The last one being a tahun ago, and that was… Rock of the Dead. Kind of regretting my look on that game, to be honest. Which is weird, because there are a few good horror rail shooters out there. Hell, House of the Dead was made on that premise. That and bad voice acting. But hey, speaking of bad voice acting, Resident Evil is a pretty good horror game franchise. (What a shitty segway). So, when anda put the two together, what do anda get?...
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Hey, it’s Sonic…….. (Cough, cough). Yeah, if I were to shout Sonic back in the 90s, I’m sure everyone would have cheered like crazy. Nowadays, Sonic is just a shell of it’s former self, being the talk of worst games ever atau cringe worthy fan art. Blame it on the video game industry wanting to make a quick buck. Sonic has made so many terrible mistakes and lied so much, he might as well be a politician. Now, do I hate Sonic. No… well, not as much as most people. He had some good games back in his golden days, but those days are in the past now, and Sonic is making lebih mistakes than...
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Three guards were watching over the tired up Maggie and Glenn.

"Your ganna pay for this!" Maggie cried angrily.

"Hahaha.. What. Am gonna get my throat slide atau something!?" guard one cried, laughing st his own joke.

Suddenly appeared out of nowhere, grabbing the laughing guard from behind, and ironically slitting the guards throat with a large knife.

Before the detik guard could react Rick body slammed the guard onto a dinding and stabbed guard deep into to his hyoid area, killing him almost instantly.

The third guard reached for a pisau and attempted to stab Rick from behind but suddenly an axe was...
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Narrator: Once, in the land of the Great Sea, there was a young, brave, and courageous boy named Link. He was a dumb little shit, and he was kind of an asshole, really, but, he went through many hardships, fought countless monsters, and was a total dick to everyone. He met a young female pirate named Tetra, who he tried to hit on a dozen times, because, like I said, he was a real asshole. However, Spoiler Alert, Link was able to find that tetra was actually the Princess Zelda. But, After this, she was kidnapped oleh the evil green skinned man, Ganondorf. So, Link used every ounce of his doucheness...
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Chuck: (Sits in chair)
TK: Hey, Chuck, guess what. I have your daughter and Stacey
Chuck: Ha, jokes on you, she's invisible
Katey: Dad, seriously, help us
Chuck: You'll never find her
Katey: Dad, please help us
Chuck: She will never fall for your tricks
Katey: .................. I'm invisible
Chuck: Oh my god, there in trouble. I gotta save them (Runs off)
(Later, in Arena)
Chuck: Now, where are the-
TK: (Tazzes him) Now how does that feel
Chuck: AHHH I LIKE PIE
TK: Hm (Tazzes him some more)
(Later)
Chuck: (Wakes up, hanging from rope) Oh, man, all the blood is rushing to my head
Katey: Dad, help
Stacey: Please,...
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