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posted by StichxAngel4eva
yea soo... i was like totally bored so im just gona make a parody ^_^ (BTW THERES SWEARING)

Scene 1, The arguement.

*Graystripe is playing Pokemon on X-Box*

Graystripe: Like, omistarclan my pokeman just died!

Firestar: *Earphones plugged in* Who died?

Graystripe: Ma pokeman!

Firestar: What?

Graystripe: Ma Pokemaaaaan!

Firestar: Whaaat?

Graystripe: MA F**CKING POKEMAN!

Firestar: What? Spottedleaf? ah oh well, who cares if she dies. she was never needed anywayz. all the crazy sh*t i did tonight they'll be the best link...

Spottedleaf: Excuse me?

Brokenstar: Omidarkforest that song?! I HATE hiphop(Or whatever it is)! It's f**cking bulls***it anda should totally check out link.

Darkstripe: I know check them out so hot!

Brokenstar: *vomits* they're good singers but... *vomits*

Tigerstar: Nevermind Darkstripe he's got a bad taste of, umm, g*yness... If anda want to see real hotness check out link

Brokenstar: *vomiting through nose now too and eyes bleeding*

Firestar: Nah... link is the cutest.

Brokenstar: *died again*

Graystripe: anda people's have NO taste at all... If want absolute hansomeness it has got to be link

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Silverstream: How about we change the subject?!
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Scene 2: Wazuup {link reference}

*Jayfeather's phone rings Jayfeather answers*

Jayfeather: Yo

Breezepelt: Hello Jay's Wing what are anda doing?

Jayfeather: Nuthin, sitting watching a game, smokin some bud.

Breezepelt: Are anda all alone?

Lionblaze: WASSUUUUUP!

Jayfeather: WASSUUUUP!

Breezepelt: hehe who's that?

Jayfeather: Yo bro pick the phone. WASUUUP!

Lionblaze:*picks up another phone* WASUUUUP!

Breezepelt: WAZUUP!

Jayfeather: Yo pick up the phone!

Hollyleaf: *picks up the phone* yo

Everyone else: WAZUUUP!

Jayfeather: So what chu doin?

Breezepelt: Nuthin, chillin, killin.

Jayfeather: True, true.
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Scene 3 {Scary movie reference}

Sandstorm: I thought anda loved me.

Firestar: Oh, I did, baby, I did. But being in abstinence makes anda wonder new things about yourself. That's right Sandstorm, I'm gay. And in case anda haven't noticed, so is Graystripe.

Graystripe: What? I ain't gay!

Firestar: What are anda talking about? anda took me to that club.

Graystripe: So? They play good music.

Firestar: What about our trip to San Francisco?

Graystripe: I wanted to go shopping.

Firestar: [on the verge of tears] But... anda made cinta to me... First of all, anda sucked my...

Graystripe: Whatever!
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Yeah, i hope u liked it ;)
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There of course are the four clans RiverClan ThunderClan ShadowClan and WindClan. Also the fifth clan unknown to all but Firestar and Sandstorm SkyClan. Only there is another Clan unknown to living Warriors. DeathClan. They live in a forest like the others but they believe in StarClan and for some reason StarCaln watches over them. They follow the Warrior Code but can't attend a Gathering the medicine cat can speak to StarClan only not from Moonpool. This is my Clan. My name is Treekit soon to be apprenticed. Today was like another hari for a kit. I didn't know i was to be apprenticed! Around...
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