Outside? What's that?

It's a strange, alien world... if you don't visit it enough, your body will shrivel up if you enter it...

Creepy... Seriously, though. I love getting away from it all sometimes.

I think I've had enough of that strange place now. I've been in Cornwall for a whole week and I've had enough sand, rock cuts, grass stains, bruises and other RL-content to keep me going for the next few months. I still look as white as a feather....

Alright ill play DS on the porch and breath the nice car emissions.

No Kiseki! Don't leave, you don't know what's outside.... you could be attacked by Goombas.... We don't even know the respawn time of Real-Life!

Or you could be attacked by chavs... I dont like chavs.

Indeed you could. They're everywhere these days... ¬_¬

in my viva pinata world i'm outside all the time :(

Ive just been outside... to drink the blood of mortals muhahahahahaha

o_O YOU SICK MONKEY!!!

Anyway, I haven't been outside since I last took Duke (my dog) to... erm.. do his "duty". The outside can be a sick, sick place sometimes.

It can indeed <holds samurai sword whilst looking outside shiftily> ¬_¬

I just realized one of my neighbors looks just like Saddam.
Maybe it is and he is under witness protection.
He refused to pay $5 for a bed at a garage sell next door.
He will probably send his underlings after it is put on the curb with the trash

I am about adventure out into the great outdoors to meet with a strange creature they call a errm "Girl". Quick question is it any safer out there?

Mildly, but in which case you'll need get some items equipped ;)

Thank you James you just made me chuckle adding to an already great day!