-Renesmee-
"Alice! I berkata NO! NO sparkles, and NO glitter!" I yelled at Alice as she appeared with a cartload of tiny baby outfits. Covered in the very items I'd just forbidden.
"Oh, come on, Renesmee, you're ruining my fun," Alice pouted at me. I sighed. Alice was the definition of an unstoppable force. With a pout that made anda feel like the guy who killed Bambi's mom. Yeah, that guilt-enforcing.
"FINE. But I approve the outfits, okay?" I gave in.
"Yay!"
This is what happens when a pixie and a vampire interbreed. Alice. Directly translated, it means:
HEAVEN HELP THE NON-SHOPAHOLICS, THEY WON'T...
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