Twilight Funnies!

*by Stephenie Meyer*



NEW MOON - chapter 3 - THE END


I felt absolutely hideous in the morning. I hadn’t slept well; my arm burned and my head ached. It didn’t help me outlook that Edward’s face was smooth and remote as he kissed my forehead quickly and ducked out my window. I was afraid of the time I’d spent unconscious, afraid that he might have been thinking about right and wrong again while he watched me sleep. The anxiety seemed to ratchet up the intensity of the pounding in my head.
Edward was waiting for me at school, as usual, but his face was still wrong. There was something buried...

as i aprouched the car i could hear jacob mutter to himself
"should of stayed, what would sam think? i am the worst excuse for werewolf"
"jacob are anda ok?" i asked as i climbed in
"are anda ok? dont ask me i should of stayed its my job to protect humans humans like anda from them" he spat the word. best tell him now before he hates me.
"jacob i can handle my self i am not what anda think i am"
"no your lebih your smart funny and beautiful nessie and i cinta you" he leaned in and i couldnt stop him onse he started when he did start so before his lips could touch mine
"i am half vampire" he stopped...

me and jacob stood staring at each other for a while ontil alice flittered from the house to the purch after staring at jacob she darted to jaspers side. rose must be with bella garding her and as jacobs thoughts went i agreeed from the wrong dangers.
"this isnt the first time i have owed anda my gratitude jacob i would never of asked this from you" i told him.
he thought about it for a while and then `yeah anda would` hmm.. maybe that was true i would do anything to save bella from anything encluding what i myself have done to her.
"i suppose your right about that" i let him have that one.
he...

"Why are anda leaving?" i asked him "I just have to go"he berkata back to me."You cant leave me"i cried back to him "Bella i dont want you".It was like he had slapped me in the face."You.Dont.Love.Me","No"was all he said.His voice sounded hard and cold."What was last night then?"he didnt say anything he just turned his head away from me so i couldnt see his face.Then i realized what happened,i was nothing i was a girl that was not scared of him.So he took his chance,i was used.That thought made me fall and i landed on my butt,he used me he was lying all this time and last night.Something twisted...

Today is my daughter’s wedding day; she finally decided to marry the werewolf we all love.

Renesmee’s wedding will be held at the reservation and everyone was worried, at first Rosalie, emmet and jasper strongly disagree to what Renesmee was planning but Edward and Seth reassure them that everything is going to be fine so we reluctantly consider.

I know I should be happy but I don’t understand why I am feeling so sad, maybe because I miss my Jacob. I never told Renesmee about the werewolf I used to love, I thought it’s no longer important but she has the right to know after all I have...

"Mummy?" I turned towards Renesmee, whose dress was now covered in dirt, oh jacob!! i wasn't going to be the one to do the washing now...
Her arms streched towards me , clutching her hands.
i opened my arms wide, she sped straight in my chest..
her warm hands brusedh my face, she always has something to show.
"Nessie! DONT anda EVER DO THAT TO A WEREWOLF, ITS DANGEROUS! PAUL COULD'VE KILLED YOU! i really doubt anda want me to kill my brother"

Jacob had never raised his voice to Renesmee ever. I saw a tear roll from her pearl crimson eyes.
" i smelll something human mum?" she inhaled.
i took in,...

I'm sure most of anda have heard, Stephenie Meyer is publishing a new book, atau as she says, novella. anda guys are probably asking yourselves why I would want to write an artikel about this and share the same information. However, the news has caused so much of a hype, not everyone is membaca what Stephenie Meyer had berkata and the complaints from alot of fan encouraged me to write this artikel and I would like to address some of those issues. So, another semi-rant. Haha

Since 2008, us Twilight fan thought the door to the Twilight world would be sealed, atau at least be shut for a very long time,...

"none of us have an idea but its stronger then her allready" we had no idea what that ment either. we knew less then them. i think
he thought of the thing ripping her out from the inside
"help me stop it he me stop this from happerning" i whispered. almost begged.
"how offer her my stud servises? this is really sick she will never listern" he flinched like it was desusting to him but to me it was what would help bella to live.
"try there is nothing to lose now how can it hurt?"
and how could it she was allready dieing. so was i nothing could hurt anymore. atau was there?
it would hurt me havnt...

Robert Pattinson fears life after 'Twilight'

(AP Source: AP Tue Mar 02, 2010, 11:57 am


NEW YORK - With his tousled, seemingly unwashed locks, and rumpled, just-rolled-out-of-bed undershirt and jeans, Robert Pattinson seems laid-back and carefree.

But the 23-year-old heartthrob, who attracts throngs of screaming fan wherever he goes, has a lot on his mind these days -- not the least of which is what will happen when the "Robsession" ends.

"If it suddenly dies down and suddenly no one is interested ... yeah, it is worrying," he says. "It's scary to think that it all might just fundamentally...

Russet Noon is an unofficial sequel to Breaking Dawn written oleh fanfic penulis Lady Sybilla. Told from Jacob Black's perspective, the story features a cinta segi tiga, segitiga between Bella, Nessie and Jacob.

It is Nessie's fifth birthday, and the Cullens are coming to La Push to celebrate with their now allies, the Quileutes.

At the party, something awful happens to Alice, and Nessie vanishes without a trace. Then a hellhound attacks Edward, draining him of all his blood.

After watching the hellhound transform into a mysterious vampire girl, Jacob realizes that all the tragedies befalling them have a common...

Hollywood cannot be separated from beauty and hot body. In fact, many young Hollywood gain their legions of fan because of their good looks although their talent still does play a factor in their fame. In the past 12 months alone, there are numerous hunks stealing the spotlight. Acknowledging their charms, Celebrity Mania presents its readers the puncak, atas 10 sexiest actors of 2009.
#9 Alex Meraz
Alex Meraz comes to ‘The Twilight Saga’s New Moon’ cast tour and on the set of ‘New Moon’ Alex Meraz never got the chance to expose his chiseled torso. When he was involved in the production of...

hey sorry it took so long!!!

Heres the first Chapter!!!
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Chapter 2: What Really Happened.

(Present Day)


I silently sat on the gently swaying pohon branch with both of my pale cold legs wrapped under me. My hands gripped my sweater closer even though i couldnt feel the cold the feel of wool was a comfort to me.
The endless green in front of me seemed to go on forever as i sat watching the trees turn into a silent see of waves.
Forks, Washington was my new home. My first real halaman awal since i was a nomadic vampire and didnt fancy in staying anywhere. But here felt different lebih like a home. I had...

Edwards pov before and when he has married bella


Bella must look wonderful. The dress i saw in Alices thoughs was amazing, not that i mean to look.
i cant help but think how lucky i am, Bella keeps telling me that she is the lucky one, but
i dont believe her. Oooh, how i crave her!! Her lips, the way her hair curls into ringlets,
how she bites her small, square nails. Everything about her is amazing, she s just what i need
to keep me hanging on throughout the selanjutnya few eternities, and after that, forever! I need to
see her, Alice has kept her away from me for the past week, doing every little thing...

[after the flash back]


i decided to push my power to the limit.i just need to kill darius and everything is going to be fine.no one will hurt my family anymore,that's what's important nothing else.i took a deep breath and gathered all my remaining energy and released it with a blow.

i tried to open my eyes but my eyes have been blinded by the light around me.so i closed my eyes again to shield it from the light.

i think all my senses are gone.because i can't hear anything,feel anything or even smell anything,and i can't get my eyes to open again.it feels like i have been separated from my...

EPOV
I don't know why Bella was akting so werid ,these past couple days.Maybe human stuff.
but that night i found out .....



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FLASHBACK
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"bella are anda ready to go back to the cottage"
I asked her from downstairs alice ,was playing bella barbie.I would give her a few menit to wash the make-up off her face.
i heard her opening the door and her slow footsteps coming down the stairs. i don't know why but these last couple days she had been super careful of were she was going ....ohhh little did I know.

We were walking hand and hand back to the cootage when i put my arm...

Chapter 18
I opened my eyes I was not were I was before I fainted I was somewhere dark I could recognize the scents I was in italy!how did I get here
-oh dear Bella anda finally are awake!we didn’t know if we will see anda vampire alive again!
He came closer looking at my shocked and confused face then alec came in
-oh Bella your awake!
He came closer and hugged me like he was my best friend atau something I didn’t want to offend him so I hugged him back
-what's going on?
I asked as I was pushing alec away
-oh Bella anda were sleeping here for 100 years!and now anda finally woke!
-i fainted for a 100...

OKay i hope anda guys dont mind but im going to stop Edwards POV for now and keeping going on with bellsa POV (tell me watcha think)


End of Chapter (Bella’S POV)
Edward had me in a huge before I have even got out of the car and then Renesmee is the one who hugged me selanjutnya and Edward was having a look on his face. Like where did anda guys go and anda didn’t answer anda guys phone look, Something’s up and anda not telling me look.
     “Hey “I berkata hoping my voice doesn’t go all depressing on me and I’m hoping they both buy it.
    “Hey, where...

In all my hundred years atau so of my life. I finally meet the girl of my dreams and she was new to Forks. The shocking part was that I couldn’t read anything she was thinking plus she smelled so beautiful. She smelled like strawberries every hari because of her shampoo. When I saw her face in person, I instill fell in cinta with her and I knew right there and then that I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her. Bella and I got married on August 13th, 2004. She was beautiful that day. We had a baby girl that I cinta to death. Her name is Renesmee. She looks just her mother, her brown eyes,...

bella's B-day
Bella had told us she didn't want any thing for her birthday but we still got her some things but she told me i could not spend any money on her so i made her a cd of me playing the pianio!alice&jasper got her a blue blus and black dressy pants,rose&emmet got her a radio with a cd player and mom and dad got her,me and vickie plane tickets to see bella's mother.
So now me and alice are on our way to bella's,are brother's and sis are done with school! now i dont have to listen to rosalie's thoughts anymore!We were just walking up to the door i couls hear bella she was...

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‘Vampire? anda are vampires?’
‘Including you.’ Murmured Carlisle with a hint of regret
Vampire? Wait, I’m a vampire. Vampire vampire vampire.
‘Really?’
‘I’m so sorry Harley.’ He’s been saying this the whole time.
‘I just… Need to get used to it all. May anda pass me some lebih animal blood please, Rosalie?’ I asked in my most polite voice. Ever since I’ve woken up they’ve been forcing animal blood down me. It’s not...