I found this in the Grey's Anatomy spot and I just loved it, so I decided to do it here too.
I edited it a little, so it's more Twilight like.
Go by the time to see what you come up with! When you're done, post what you got!

Identify the hour on your computer's clock:

1h AM/PM → I punched
2h AM/PM → I dated
3h AM/PM → I called
4h AM/PM → I partied with
5h AM/PM → I seduced
6h AM/PM → I killed
7h AM/PM → I drinked ...'s blood
8h AM/PM → I turned ... to a vampire
9h AM/PM → I phased to my werewolf shape with
10h AM/PM → I danced with
11h AM/PM → I slept with
12h AM/PM → I made out with

Identify the minutes on your computer's clock:

01 or 31 min → Bella
02 or 32 min → Edward
03 or 33 min → Jacob
04 or 34 min → Alice
05 or 35 min → Rosalie
06 or 36 min → Emmett
07 or 37 min → Jasper
08 or 38 min → Esme
09 or 39 min → Carlisle
10 or 40 min → Charlie
11 or 41 min → Aro
12 or 42 min → Jane
13 or 43 min → Victoria
14 or 44 min → James
15 or 45 min → Tanya
16 or 46 min → Renesmee
17 or 47 min → Irina
18 or 48 min → Kate
19 or 49 min → Jessica
20 or 50 min → Mike
21 or 51 min → Angela
22 or 52 min → Reneé
23 or 53 min → Phil
24 or 54 min → Marcus
25 or 55 min → Alec
26 or 56 min → Laurent
27 or 57 min → Tyler
28 or 58 min → Eric
29 or 59 min → Ben
30 or 00 min → J.Jenks

Identify the color of your shirt:

White → because I'm in love
Black → because I was drunk
Pink → because I'm nuts
Red → because the voices told me to
Blue → because I can't control myself
Green → because I hate myself
Turquoise → because I needed something to do
Purple → because I'm depressed
Gray → because I wanted to
Yellow → because someone payed me
Orange → because I hate him/her/it
Mixed → because I owed them
Other → because I love myself
shirtless → because he/she/it was hot