So...this is for Twilight and Maximum Ride fans. and it is a little weird. anda see, me and my friend decided we were actually going to use good writing, but then we decided the story needed lebih spice and so then it started getting interesting. okay, here it is.

FANG AND JACOB.
BY: FAST FARMS (aka, Flora and Shawna Teams)

Fang was wondering around in the cold dark forest. Just twenty menit ago, Max had dramatically ran away from him, after he had kissed her. Stupid Max. Stupid, dramatic Max. Couldn't she see that they were meant to be?? He sighed, walking deeper into the woods.
Suddenly he sensed that something was watching him. He tensed up, loosening his wings from underneath his windbreaker.
"Who's there?" he said, in his best affirmative voice. A low growl echoed through the forest. Crap, thought Fang. Erasers?? He was just about to take off, when suddenly a serigala emerged from the shadows.
Fang froze. He didn't look like an eraser transformed; he was more...human like. There was a playful smile, on his mouth, and his head was cocked. The creature took a step forward, his bushy tail twitching behind him. Fang was still Frozen in place. Where had he met this creature before?? And that's when it happened- all of a sudden, there was a low growl, and then POOF. A human was standing before him.
"Hi," berkata the young guy, standing before him, only in cut of shorts. "I'm Jacob." Fang froze again, taking in the appearance of the strange wolf-boy before him. Jacob. Jacob was huge, about six foot seven, which made Fang look short, even though Fang, being a human-avian hybrid, was tall for his age. He was Native American, with dark skin and long black hair, kind of like Fang himself.
Fang stepped cautiously out of the shadows, keeping a watchful eye on the human that had, just detik ago, been a enormous shaggy wolf.
"Hey." berkata Fang, keeping a aman, brankas distance incase this was some new, unknown enemy. "I'm Fang".
"Hi, I'm Jacob. But anda already knew that. What's up??"
Fang looked at him curiously. Maybe in his world, no one was bad. No one had enemies...but maybe...maybe he could trust him. Don't! Back away from the strange wolf-boy! Max's voice told him. Shut up, Max. He thought. He had never told Max, that like her, he had a Voice inside his head too- only it was of her, not Jeb. It came out whenever he wasn't sure of something, and he usually followed it. But this time, he wasn't. He wasn't going to listen to Max. She was gone. She had left him, abandoned him. Grr, he thought. She mad him angry. So, ignoring the Max-Voice in his head, he stepped fully out of the shadows, and extended his thin, muscular hand.
Jacob's hand met his, and they shook. "Pleasure to meet you," berkata Jacob. "Wanna be friends??" Fang was startled oleh Jacob's friendliness. He opened his mouth to say something, but Jacob kept on talking.
"I kinda need a friend right now. I'm in cinta with this girl, and I think she loves me back, but she doesn't get that we BELOGN together. I'm tired of chasing after her, so I decided to run away. And then I came to this forest, and met you. So now we should be friends."
Jeeze, Max-Voice thought inside Fang's head. Is this a dog's reasoning? And what the heck?? Why was Jacob being so friendly? But he ignored the Max-Voice in his head. Real Fang Voice was wondering what to say to him- say, Sure, I'll be your friend, and risk himself, and the flock and everything they had, atau to say, Yeah right, go home, dog-boy, and then fly off and go back to Max and the gang. And then something hit him: His situation, Jacob's situation…they were exactly the same. And that's when he knew his answer.
"Yeah," he berkata to Jacob. "Yeah...let's be friends."
"COOL!" berkata Jacob.
I hope he isn't going to lick me, thought Fang.
"You see, I'm in cinta with someone who doesn't know that she loves me back." explained Fang. "She just ran away because I kissed her." He said, taking a few steps back, just in case…
"Man, sucks for you," berkata Jacob. "Is she also marrying a stupid bloodsucking vampire?"
Fang looked curiously at Jacob, backing away a little more.
"Uh…no," berkata Fang. "Are vampire some kind of human-mosquito genetic combination atau something?"
Fang was well accustomed to the concept of weird genetic hybrid creatures produced oleh sick, experimenting white coats at The School in California, however, a world with vampire was a little beyond his range of knowledge.
"No…" Jacob looked at Fang like he was crazy, which was the same expression that was on Fangs face.
"Vampires. Just the regular, sparkly, disgusting, stinky, indestructible bloodsuckers that wanderaround all the time, trying to blend in with the humans."
This was a lot of information for Fang. He stood very still, almost turning invisible against the dark forest background. Even the Max-Voice in his head was silent, trying to process this new development in their lives. Erasers he could handle. Talking dog that was growing wings, no problem. Six-year old kid with wings that could read and control minds, talk to fish, breathe underwater, and change her appearance? Everyday stuff. But vampires? A new, unknown enemy that had somehow remained hidden all fourteen years of his life, that he had no idea how to destroy atau hide from, this was almost too much for him to handle.
"Uh…are these…vampires…are they enemies?" asked Fang fearfully.
"To you? Probably not. You're just a regular human." berkata Jacob. "You are a regular human, right?"
"Er…" Fang hesitated, trying to decide whether atau not to reveal his big secret to this stranger. "well, not exactly," he said, deciding that this wolf-boy had revealed the vampire to him, so he might as well reveal what he was. "I'm 98% human, 2% bird." He spread his wings out to their full length to prove what he berkata was true.
Oddly, this didn't seem to phase Jacob that much.
"Ok, good, so anda won't have a problem keeping up with me." He said.
"Uh, and why not exactly?" berkata Fang, wondering if he really wanted to know the answer.
"Because I'm a werewolf." berkata Jacob, as if this was the most obvious thing in the world.
"Huh." berkata Fang. "Well let's go to France. Because France is cool. Wanna come? anda know, now that we're like, BFF??"
"Ugh dude don't use that term- it totally makes u sound not like a dude."
"Well using the word totally makes anda sound totally not like a dude."
"PSH. poop your head."
"Psh poop your self."
"Hey..I forgot who was saying what."
"Huh. So did I. This is Fang. I think."
"Yeah and this is Jacob. And were going off to France."
"Yeah because were best friends. See I didn't use the term BFF."
"Oh ya dude."
"Ok so what flight anda wanna take to France?" Fang whipped out his super handy dandy portable airplane schedule. "Uh how about Flight 17?"
"Why 17?"
"Because it's between 16 and 18."
"Oh. Okay. Sure!"
"You know, I could fly. But I don't think anda can."
"Psh, I could run."
"So could I. And I can fly. I'm cool."
"Psh whatever."
"Psh your mom."
"Psh your face."
"Psh your nose!"
"Psh your fuzzyness!"
"Psh your…your…your...EYEBALL!"
"Your ikan looks like an eyeball!!"
*whips out handy dandy portable mirror. "Hey...it DOES!!!!"
*highfive*
So, after this interesting conversation it was clear that these two were going to get along perfectly.
Now it was determined: they were going to go to France. Of course there was no need to buy a plane ticket, these two non-humans being supernaturally fast and strong. Exactly why they were going to France, Fang wasn't exactly sure, but he didn't really care. He was kind of mad at the United States right now, what with all the mad scientists living there. Oh…wait. There was a little problem with going off to France with Jacob. Fang had almost forgotten about the flock…
"Uh…I kind of have a flock" berkata Fang. "They might be mad if I just go say that I'm off to France. I don't think they would get it. And also serigala are not max's favorit species of animal…"
"Psh, they will understand. anda should just tell them that there was an emergency having to do with mad scientists atau whatever anda guys are running away from."
"No, they would want to come with me…"
"Well we can't have that." berkata Jacob, pondering the situation.
"Ha! I got it!" he exclaimed.
"What?" asked Fang
"Oh, no, never mind, I don't have it"
"Oh, ok." berkata Fang, going back to pondering. They pondered for a long time. And then they pondered some more. Finally they came up with a plan. (Which they named Stan. Stan the Plan).
Oh yea. they were gonna be like, bro from another mo. Plus ther. LOL. hah. Fang laughed when Jacob berkata that.
"Ok here's some money" berkata Jacob, handing Fang a stack of twenties.
"...Um what's this for?" berkata Fang.
"IDK" berkata Jacob. "You could bribe your flock."
"Yeah." berkata Fang, "Good idea. Thats the plan."
"Oh ya. So we should go find the flock and bribe them to leave anda alone."
"Huh ok IDK if max is gonna like that,.. but she will deal. Let's go." he was just about to take off for the flocks latest hiding spot, ignoring his hunger when Jacob said, "But first let's eat. I'm hungry. I'm always hungry!!"
"HEY SO AM I!" yelled Fang. "I SO KNOW THIS IS GONNA WORK!"
"OH yeah!" screamed Jacob. "Cause we are cool."
"Like mega cool! Like so cool ICECUBES are jealous!" Fang hollered.
Jacob laughed. Then he got still and silent. Then he said, "Oh I gotta good one- we're so cool that ICE is jealous of us!!" he shouted.
"THATS A GOOD ONE MAN!" berkata in his out-side voice.
"I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jacob berkata very loudly.
"WHY ARE WE TALKING SO LOUDLY??" asked Fang.
"IDK. Maybe because the writings all CAPS."
"Oh." berkata Fang. "Let's use our tiny voices." he whispered.
"Yeah." berkata Jacob.
"I bet I can talk softer than u can!" berkata Fang.
"No anda can't!"
"Oh well I think we can talk equally as soft because this is as smell the font goes. At least on the email thing I'm using."
"Whatever man."
"Whatever your butt."
"...Heh. That was a good one!!!"
"Thanks."
"Let's stop talking quite."
"Okay."
"Ok let's go to taco Bell. The one where creepy guy named Brandon works."
"Hey I know that guy! Is he creepy?"
"Yeah."
"OK let's go talk to the creepy guy! Because that's fun!!"
"OK!!!"
So off Fang and Jacob went to talk to the creepy guy. When they got to the taco Bell, Jacob went up to the drive thru window thingy and went, "Hey. Can we please speak to Creepy Brandon, please?"
"Just a minute," berkata the lady at the drive-thru window.
Fifty-nine point nine nine detik later, Creepy Brandon came up. "Can I help you?" he asked.
"No, That's okay," berkata Jacob. "We just wanted to talk to someone creepy."
"Oh. Well. I am like totally the person anda are looking for," berkata Creepy Brandon.
"Yep. That's why we came here," berkata Jacob in a "duh" kind of voice. "Can anda be creepy now? Cos right now anda are just like Boring Brandon."
"Oh, ok." Creepy Brandon made a weird face and said, "Call me…or look in your closet." And then he began to change. He sprouted hair and Fangs and claws and started looking suspiciously wolf-like.
"Uh-oh…" berkata Fang, beginning to quake in his boots, "That's an Eraser! We need to get out of here, 'Cause I am beginning to quake in my boots!"
"Oh. Okay," berkata Jacob, noticing Fang's boots starting to look like they were standing over an earthquake, and realizing that he was not lying.
So they ran.
After Fang and Jacob ran away from Brandon the creepy guy at taco bel, bell who apparently was not only a creepy guy who worked at taco bel, bell but also an Eraser, They decided that they had had enough adventure for that hari and postponed their trip to France until Tuesday. They decided that if they were gonna go to France again (Fang had been there before, and Jacob had been there through Seth who had went to France in his sebelumnya life, and anda know how they shared memories, and everything) they were gonna do it right- with toothbrushes, clothes, tour guide things, the works.
Fang and Jacob decided to go to Saks that afternoon to pick out their travel clothes. They decided that when anda were in France anda needed to look fancy, so the people wouldn't stick up their noses at you. So Fang found this DKNY suit for men that looked really good on him and Jacob got the exact same one so they could be identical cousins. After they spent a good 15 menit buying fancy clothes for France, they went to the Maybelline counter to buy some eyeliner, cause these were the last couple of days they could be emo guys atau whatever they wanted to be cause in France they had to be shiny and perfect and fancy and fancy guys didn't wear eyeliner. It was too bad that they didn't know how to put it on and Fang accidently stabbed himself in the eye. Luckily he had super fast healing powers (just like Jacob) so it only left a little scab. But, unfortunately, he was temporarily blinded. So he and Jacob went to the eye doctor (who was Jacob's long lost friend) and said, "AH HAH! we found you!" and then they hugged him like a sand which and he said, "Wow cool!" and then Jacob was like, "So Phillip (that was his name) can anda please make Fang some non-blinding glasses?" and Phillip the doctor said, "OK sure, jest let me put on my doctors clothes." and he left the room and came back two and ONE half minutes, wearing the exact same DKNY suit that Fang and Jacob had bout 15 menit ago!!!! So Fang and Jacob got really excited and they forgot about Fang's eye (it had already healed and he could see perfectly oleh then) and were like to Phillip, "OMG! We're not twins anymore!!! WERE TRIPLETS!" and then they forgot all about their fancy France plans, and grabbed Phillips arm and they skipped to France.
They arrived in France five menit later, only a little out of breath (that is Fang and Jacob, Phillip was just a weak human) carrying Phillip in Fang's backpack. They liked France. France was shiny and very full of people, but Fang barely even watched for Erasers, because he was caught up in the Franceishness of the moment. Even the Max-Voice in Fang's head was silent, maybe she had gone to sleep. About time, too. She was always way too tired because she always hung around in Fang's head listening to whatever he had to say. Fang, Jacob, and Phillip spent the entire hari eating and blowing their money on Frenchy clothes and good smelling perfume. At the end of the hari they felt fat and fancy, so they went to a park and decided to take a shortish nap. Fang settled in a tree, Jacob turned into a serigala and curled up underneath the tree, and Phillip, being a regular human, leaned against a stump and complained about the wetness of the ground until Fang dropped a pinecone on his head and knocked him out. When they were well rested and hungry again they put a hat on Phillip he had a big red bump on his head where the pinecone had hit it's target) and set off into the Frenchish distance to explore some more.
They decided they'd go see if they could see the Eifel Tower. Fang decided that they should walk SOUTH, because he had is birdy sense turned on and his birdy senses berkata SOUTH. So they walked south and lone and behold, there right in front of them was the Eifel tower.
"Whoa," berkata Jacob. "Let's climb it!" so he grabbed onto one of the towers poles and started to climb up it.
"Um, ok" berkata phylum. "I'm just a regular human...yeah, I don't feel at all left out, now being able to climb up the side of the Eifel tower."
"Whatever," berkata Fang, picking up Phillip and dropping him in his backpack. When Fang had first met Phillip and he and Jacob and Phillip had become triplets, he had thought it was totally cool. But not, little human Phillip was just like total...an annoying DOG that he had to lug around. Except now that he thought of Total, he realized that he kind missed the thing. And Angel. And Gazzy and Nudge and Iggy...and Max. He kinda wanted to see them again. He was about to tell Jacob that he wanted to call Max and tell them to come to France when Jacob stepped on something and the rock fell down. Before Fang knew it, the whole Eifel tower fell apart to rocks and dust.
"Well," berkata Jacob, climbing out of the rubble, "I vote we pindah elsewhere."
That's when the police came.
Uh-oh, Fang thought, the police were not Fang's favorit people in the world. He had run away from them many times before then, and that was with 5 other bird kids. Now he was with a werewolf and a human. That could not fly. That was quite a pickle. "key, here's the plan," berkata Fang. "I fly, anda run, and I'll carry Philip."
Phillip rolled his eyes. He was getting quite used to Fang's backpack. That was when the first police car pulled up. Crap, thought Fang. This time I don't have a six tahun old that can read minds with me! That left him with only one alternative. The police man came up to Fang, Jacob and Fang's backpack (aka Phillip). Fang was like "Hello, how can we help you?" the police man looked at him like he was crazy. Then Fang punched him in the face. And took off. And Jacob changed into his giant serigala form and ran. When he was in the air Fang pulled out the cell phone he had swiped from the police man that he had knocked out. He dialed Max's number. When she answered Fang said, "Yo. Max. Come to France."
He waited for Max's response.
"Uh Fang?" she finally said.
"Yeah?" berkata Fang. "I cinta you." she said. "I'll come to France for you." Fang felt his jantung leap ten thousand feet into the air.
"Okay," he said, "that would be nice." "
See ya." berkata Max.
"Yup."
And then she hung up.
"Ok" berkata Jacob, "how bout we hit that taco bel, bell now? I'm starting to get really hungry!" "Yeah me too," complained Phillip. Suddenly Jacob gasped. Fang looked in his direction, and there was a red headed 16 tahun old his girl buying a hot dog at a hotdog stand. "What?" berkata Fang. "I JUST IMPRINTED!" hollered Jacob. Then he ran towards her. "GOTTA GO. BYE!!!! See ya!"
"Well I guess its just anda and me," berkata Phillip.
"WRONG!" berkata Fang, and he dumped Phillip out of his backpack. "Max loves me!"
"Oh" berkata Phillip sadly. "Ok well we still have a few days before max gets here. I'll help anda find a girlfriend." berkata Fang.
"Nah its okay," berkata Phillip. "I have Henry." and then he pulled a little tupai out of his shirt. "Thanks for taking me to France with anda its been really fun." Then he called over his shoulder, and a lady appeared.
"Cynthia, lets go!" berkata Phillip. Fang watched as Cynthia, Phillip and Henry walked away looking like a happy couple.
Fang was a little sad. He didn't know how Phillip had brought Henry all the way here with out him noticing. Oh well. Now all he had to do was sit back and relax and wait for max. Hah, that rhymes, he thought, before dozing off.
Fang dreamed happy dreams in those couple of hours before Max got there. They were filled with bird girls and squirrels named Henry. Something wet licked fang's face.
"Argh!" he screamed, pushing Total's furry black head out of the way.
There was Iggy, Gazzy, Nudge, Angel, Total, and Max. In France.
"Heyyy…"said Fang groggily, still kind of asleep. Total licked his face again. That woke him up. He jumped to his feet and said, "Hey, guys! Let's tour France!" and he skipped off into the French sunset.
Max looked after him. "What the heck," she though. "France has sure turned Fang lebih relaxed...maybe its relaxed. Maybe we could bottle it and label it, "RELAXING AIR" and sell it and make millions." But she decided to follow him because she was in cinta with him apparently. So then they walked together along the sunsetty beaches of France and then Fang kissed her and Max DIDN'T run away! and so Fang took that as a good sign and kissed her again, but then Max was like, "Uh not in front of the children!" then she berkata all secretly, "We'll get a room later." Fang decided he liked Max a lot.
So then after they decided that they went back to touring France.
"So" berkata Iggy. "I heard the Eifel tower collapsed. Anything to do with you?"
"Oh me? NO." berkata Fang.
"Uh huh, " berkata Iggy.
"Shut up." berkata Fang, smacking him. But Iggy was smart and he ducked.
"HA " he said.
Then they kept on walking.