A.k.a. 10 ways to get yourself killed.
10: Sign him up for anger management.
…no one can deny he doesn’t need it
9: “Accidentally” sign him up for an Edward fan club. Force him to go to every single meeting.
8: Force him to play a game with anda that anda invented. Change the rules every 5 detik so he loses.
7: tampil him those cinta letters “Victoria” sent Edward.
6: Tell him Victoria likes men who wear tutus. Buy him one; get all offended when he doesn’t wear it. Start crying and don’t stop until he puts it on. Video tape him in it and send it to the Cullens’, the Volturi, the Quileutes, Victoria, etc.
5: Chase him around with garlic. Get Jacob Black to help.
4: lock him in a room with Edward, Jacob, Mike, etc and before anda leave remind them about how James wanted to murder Bella. Watch the fun!
3: Give him a camera with no casette in it to film Bella in the ballet-studio.
2: Force him to read about his death in Twilight. Cry and then laugh under your breath. Make sure he hears both.
1: When he is making his evil plans to get Bella, randomly say things under your breath like “That’s not going to work!” atau “You’re funeral”, atau “A piece of cheese could come up with a plan lebih cunning than that.”
10: Sign him up for anger management.
…no one can deny he doesn’t need it
9: “Accidentally” sign him up for an Edward fan club. Force him to go to every single meeting.
8: Force him to play a game with anda that anda invented. Change the rules every 5 detik so he loses.
7: tampil him those cinta letters “Victoria” sent Edward.
6: Tell him Victoria likes men who wear tutus. Buy him one; get all offended when he doesn’t wear it. Start crying and don’t stop until he puts it on. Video tape him in it and send it to the Cullens’, the Volturi, the Quileutes, Victoria, etc.
5: Chase him around with garlic. Get Jacob Black to help.
4: lock him in a room with Edward, Jacob, Mike, etc and before anda leave remind them about how James wanted to murder Bella. Watch the fun!
3: Give him a camera with no casette in it to film Bella in the ballet-studio.
2: Force him to read about his death in Twilight. Cry and then laugh under your breath. Make sure he hears both.
1: When he is making his evil plans to get Bella, randomly say things under your breath like “That’s not going to work!” atau “You’re funeral”, atau “A piece of cheese could come up with a plan lebih cunning than that.”
Regarding Kayla.....
Guys, I regret to inform anda that my internet had committed technical suicide. I have stolen someone's laptop to write this and I hate to tell anda that until someone revives my internet no further Kayla chapters can be posted.
This is an unforseen event and I will kick as many asses as I can to get the internet working agan.
I will continue to write the chapters and try to steal as many laptops and PCs as possible to post them.
I hate that I leave my story with anda at such a critical point. Unfortunately this post is just a spur of the moment thing and I don't have my memory stick with me atau I'd shove a chapter on at the end of this message.
Very sorry my peeps. anda can verbally abuse me, my internet atau BT broadband atau all three!
Emmii-Luu
Guys, I regret to inform anda that my internet had committed technical suicide. I have stolen someone's laptop to write this and I hate to tell anda that until someone revives my internet no further Kayla chapters can be posted.
This is an unforseen event and I will kick as many asses as I can to get the internet working agan.
I will continue to write the chapters and try to steal as many laptops and PCs as possible to post them.
I hate that I leave my story with anda at such a critical point. Unfortunately this post is just a spur of the moment thing and I don't have my memory stick with me atau I'd shove a chapter on at the end of this message.
Very sorry my peeps. anda can verbally abuse me, my internet atau BT broadband atau all three!
Emmii-Luu
anda know Robert's song, Never Think, is on the Twilight soundtrack, right? Well my dad overheard me listening to the song and berkata he has NO TALENT.
I don't geddit. He says the bands I listen to have no talent. I say Robert has tons of talent, but some people just don't SEE it. I think he's great for the role of Edward, and his voice is awesome, but I guess it's the way he sang for the recording.
Anyways, I want to let all of anda know is that my dad will never change his tastes. I hate that. He'll keep bothering me because I'd ended my Jonas Brothers' Stage. He'll bother me because my sister listens to Hannah Montana/ Miley Cyrus. Why does he bother me further when I stay in the Twilight Stage?!!! I saw how big this fanspot is, and whoa, if my dad saw this, he'd lay off.
*Giggle*
I cinta Twilight, and hopefully, that'll NEVER change. Oops, baby brother on the prowl.
See ya!
I don't geddit. He says the bands I listen to have no talent. I say Robert has tons of talent, but some people just don't SEE it. I think he's great for the role of Edward, and his voice is awesome, but I guess it's the way he sang for the recording.
Anyways, I want to let all of anda know is that my dad will never change his tastes. I hate that. He'll keep bothering me because I'd ended my Jonas Brothers' Stage. He'll bother me because my sister listens to Hannah Montana/ Miley Cyrus. Why does he bother me further when I stay in the Twilight Stage?!!! I saw how big this fanspot is, and whoa, if my dad saw this, he'd lay off.
*Giggle*
I cinta Twilight, and hopefully, that'll NEVER change. Oops, baby brother on the prowl.
See ya!