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200+2 Symtoms of the Obsessive Twilight Disorder!
1) Always looking out the window for a rabbit, silver Volvo, red Jeep atau a yellow Porsche!
2) anda like telling to acak people who much anda cinta Twilight!
3) “Googling” I cinta Edward/Jacob during class way too often!
4) When Twilight was shown in a store anda walked to a person and hand them the book begging them to read it.
5) Having every Twilight picture ever made and pasted onto your dinding for a Twilight dinding of fame.
6) Moving into your own room and picking out wallpaper, anda use a dinding only for a giant picture of Edward and Bella.
7) Spending 9 and a half hours on a dial-up computer trying to download Adobe Reader to read Breaking Dawn 1st chapter and Midnight Sun!
8) Telling Twilight stories like their your own and laugh at them.
9) You’re really proud when people call anda Twihard!
10) Watching a Volvo in the gas station, running to into the store and running around yelling "EDWARD! I AM HERE! WHERE ARE YOUUUU?"
11) anda are really happy for being one of those who had the chance to watch Edward in the big screen!
12) Having at least 100 pictures of something related to twilight on your i-pod .
13) Debating with your friends over who is better Edward atau Jacob for 5 hours.
14) If your boyfriend is jealous of a supernatural creature!
15) Forcing your boyfriend and friends to read Twilight!
16) Randomly talk about Twilight to acak people.
17) After membaca Eclipse trying to figure out what will happen in Breaking Dawn.
18) Making your friends putting their hands over their ears & screaming anytime anda mention anything remotely related to Twilight.
19) Relating even the most acak things to twilight (foods, songs, movies, things ppl say, etc.)
20) Yelling at the New Moon book, and begging for Edward to come back!
21) Checking the news for the “Breaking dawn” movie at least once a day!
22) Having a notebook full of reasons why anda cinta Edward/Jacob!
23) Talking to people and ease a conversation of Twilight in it.
24) Watching the Breaking Dawn trailer way too often until something else comes out [like the other trailer thing].
25) Imagining yourself as Bella while membaca the book.
26) Having dreams about Twilight , Edward and Bella almost every night and sometimes anda are “Bella” in those dreams!
27) Saying «Holy Crow!" on lebih than one occasion.
28) anda get annoyed when people named Isabella prefer "Izzy" over "Bella".
29) Wanna name your child of a Twilight Character name.
30) Believing you’re a character sometimes.
31) Start wearing Topaz colored contacts.
32) Throwing a temper tantrum when people wear fangs in their vampire costume.
33) anda have spent your summer combing forum and fanfics.
34) Having a kemeja saying” I AM HAVING A HARD TIME DEALING WITH THE FACT THAT EDWARD CULLEN IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER.”
35) Having a kemeja saying “Team Edward…because real man do sparkle!”
36) Get really defensive whenever someone disses the book.
37) Finding yourself thinking about twilight several times a day.
38) Accidently calling your friends Twilight names.
39) Find yourself wishing that anda are a vampire.
40) Feeling sad sometimes because Edward is a fictional character and you’ll never meet him ….
41) despite the fact that deep inside anda still think (hope never dies) he might be real!
42) Buying a whole magazine just so anda can rip out the poster with Twilight on it and stick it on your wall.
43) Having a special place in your perpustakaan consisting of only 4 buku (twilight, new moon, eclipse and breaking dawn, and possibly a spot reserved for midnight sun)
44) Having Edward as the only real "man" in your life.
45) Having all the Twilight fan sites saved on the favorit bar thing.
46) anda get depressed because maybe you´ll never have someone as great as Edward for you!
47) Walking across a red Volvo and starting squealing and demand that the color must be changed to Silver.
48) Knowing the last and the first word of every book!
49) Your mother can recognize every Twilight character only oleh your description!
50) Constantly saying anda are like Bella Swan, hoping one day, someone will say "i'll be your Edward, if anda be my Bella" because, only then, anda will be truly happy.
51) Not letting any of your friends even touch the buku at all!
52) Turning around whenever anda hear Edward's name!
53) anda have imagined yourself being Bella... over and over again.
54) Being mad because your friends don't understand your obsession and don't even try to read the book.
55) anda are in the internet all day, in a twilight-related website!
56) anda have pushed one of your best mates off a chair giving them a really big bruise because they threw your New Moon copy on the floor...well eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth.
57) anda don't wanna speak again to your friend’s boyfriend because he read the blurb of Twilight and berkata 'Nah, sounds boring!'
58) Your friends don't know what anda mean when, in an argument involving choosing sides on your part, anda say 'I am Switzerland'!
59) anda know who Diego,Vladimir, Heidy, … are.
60) anda have read the buku over and over and….over again!
61) anda watch a film and when the main character says “You are my life” to the girl he's in cinta with, anda say "that's so Edward” and “When Edward says it, sounds better”.
62) anda have searched in youtube for Debussi's music!
63) Watching France against England in Euro 2012 and anda suddenly wanna France to be the winner because there’s a player with the name Debussi which remindes anda of Edward!
64) anda think Sparkling vampire are cool!
65) anda squealed at the cinema when they showed a trailer for Breaking Dawn, and everyone turned and looked at you.
66) Sometimes anda think anda just saw Edawrd walking in the other side of the street.
67) When all anda wear is blue clothes cause Edward loves it on Bella!
68) anda cover your room, MySpace, facebook, locker, folders, and everything else anda own with twilight décor.
69) anda have listened to the soundtracks millions of times!
70) anda stay up practically all night after you've seen the midnight tampilkan of Breaking Dawn on the computer raving about how good the movie was!
71) anda always look for jamur ravioli on menus when anda go to Italian restaurants!
72) anda randomly talk to strangers that are also obsessed with twilight for hours at the bookstore.
73) anda wake up in the morning and go to eat breakfast saying "breakfast for the human!!"
74) anda are membaca this list!
75) anda Threatened to tape your 10 tahun old little cousin’s mouth SHUT during the Breaking Dawn movie.
76) anda are at the mall talking to a poster of Edward asking him "Mi Amor...Why ? WHY are anda not real?" and people stare at anda like anda are a maniac!
77) Having a pic with anda and Edward’s poster!
78) anda turn around when someone says the word Twilight!
79) anda have an extremely high score in the Addicted to Twilight application on Facebook.
80) anda own every single Twilight T-shirt, poster, key chain, button, etc…
81) anda have googled “I am in cinta with Edward Cullen”
82) anda dream about Twilight and dream about membaca the words from the pages.
83) anda are complaining because anda are aging really fast, every detik anda get older.
84) anda have anda favourite Twilight Quote sticked in your wall.
85) Having as your password words such as “Twilgiht4ever, JustBella, EdwardMaisenCullen, TeamJacob, SparklingVamps, Mymonkeyman etc…)
86) Watch the movie heaps of times to be as close to Edward Cullen as possible.
87) Counting Volvos from your window!
88) anda got at least 3 people to hate Twilight with a passion because anda talk about it so much. One of those haters even made a T-shirt that berkata "I hate Twilight."
89) anda have tried to read other people’s minds oleh staring at them…”Sex…money…sex…money…cat!”
90) anda are trying to ignore the haters because anda know that THEY ARE SO WRONG!”
91) When it's sunny anda read buku outside, trying hard not to look at a pohon cause anda know Edward is watching you.
92) anda have a folder on your computer called "Twilight" sorted into different files of fan fiction, youtube videos, interviews, icons, pictures.
93) When anda see twilight posters anda spend an jam with your friend positioning your head exactly so it fits where Bella’s would be.
94) anda have started listening to the classical musik which Edward likes.
95) When the sun goes down anda say to people "this is the safest time for us!"
96) Wou wear a blue dress with stilettos to prom and complain the entire way through.
97) anda cried when anda first read “Forever and Forever and Forever”
98) …You are still crying every time anda read it!
99) ”From all things about me that could frighten you, anda worry about ...” -->You know what goes next!
100) anda name a pet atau give someone a nickname of a twilight character.
101) Edward and some other characters have inspired anda in many different ways.
102) When all anda think is about is how sweet Edward is and anda wish lebih guys were as sweet and caring he is.
103) Wishing anda lived somewhere buy woods just to walk in the woods and scream at the puncak, atas of your lungs COME GET ME IM REAADYYY!
104) anda can memorize everything the character berkata in the book.
105) anda dream about becoming a vampire.
106) anda like muse even lebih now!
107) anda look at red apples in a completely different way.
108) anda look at lambs and lions in a completely different way!
109) Sometimes anda unlock your bedroom window so that Edward will find it easier to get in if he is out there somewhere.
110) anda have actually spent hours staring at your Edward Cullen poster without getting bored.
111) anda will definitely buy a silver Volvo, a black Mercedes atau a red convertible when anda are older.
112) anda pay much lebih interest to Romeo and Juliet.
113) anda re-read atau read for the first time “Wuthering Heights”.
114) anda now want a wedding dress inspired oleh Edward’s era!
115) anda will never be really happy until anda fall in cinta with a vampire.
116) anda cried when Edward leaves Bella in new moon (even on the eighth time anda read it.)
117) anda want to go to Forks for your spring/summer break.
118) anda want to visit Volterra once in your life!
119) Wondering if “Volterra” really existes and Googling it. (it does exist)
120) anda start imagining scenes from the buku in your head before anda go to bed/ school/ the mall/ the toilet/ who knows?
121) anda print (Googled) pictures of Edward.
122) You’ve thought of joining all the Twilight fan klub that there are.
123) anda go on vacation to a paradisiacal place but instead of looking at the sea, anda read "Eclipse".
124) anda can’t stop watching the film series over and over.
125) anda wonder who is a better kisser, Edward atau Jacob?
126)You have tried to smell your blood to see of Bella was right in her discription.
127)Ballet studios creep anda out.
128) anda have something to do with twilight on your mind all of the time.
129) anda own a set of plastic vampire fangs.
130) anda googled “adrenaline rush”.
131) Every song anda listen to somehow reminds anda of twilight.
132) anda believe in vampire and have some suspects!
133) You've seen the first movie at least 10 times, and know all the lines!
134) anda are counting untill Breaking Dawn Part II!
135) anda Teach your 3 tahun old cousin the names of the characters .
136) anda get your 10 tahun old sister addicted to twilight.
137) anda get your 24 tahun old sister addicted to twilight .
138) anda look at your boyfriend and think :" Dammit why don't anda sparkle?"
139) anda can't stop smiling when someone talks about Bella and Edward!
140) anda quote large sections of the buku oleh memory.
141) anda plan to take a road trip to La Push!
142) When people ask anda to describe your perfect man he tends to be pale, golden eyed with bronze hair.
143) “Edward” no longer sounds like a boring old-English name.
144) Starting constant arguments with your friends/family/total strangers that vampire and manusia serigala really DO exist !
145) No man will ever compare to Edward Cullen.
146) anda wish Alice Cullen was your best Friend.
147) anda get anxious and wish Jasper was there.
148) The only thing your listened to for 2 months straight was the soundtrack.
149) anda had a screaming match with your mum because she wanted to read twilight in the sun and anda didn’t want the pages to go yellow and actually started crying…
150) When anda started studying mitosis and meiosis in science anda screamed!
151) anda were studying an artist in art called ruben Patterson anda immediately started hari dreaming about Robert Pattinson.
152) anda like Aro and the Volturi even though they are the the bad guys!
153) Having a daftar with your “Favorite Twilight Quotes”
154) Having a daftar with “My favourite Twilight Pages!”
155) anda get into screaming matches over who’s better - Edward atau Jacob.
156 ) Being in cinta with lebih that one characters, Edwrad,Jacob,Jasper,Emmett,Seth at the same time!
157 ) Begging everyone anda meet to read the book and even people over the internet .
158) anda now like supernatural creatures lebih then anda could ever imagined!
159) anda suddenly see your friend Jessica differently!
160) anda compare your doctor to Carlisle.
161) anda start using words like 'ostentatious' and 'irrevocably'.
162) anda have tried talking to Edward in your thoughts hoping he’ll be here!
163) Thunderstorms make anda think of vampire baseball
164) anda wish for your Edward Cullen daily.
165) anda smile every time anda meet someone with a name from the books!
166) anda screamed at the movie because it was WRONG !
167) anda fall asleep with the book in your arms.
168) Your friends are afraid to ask anda what anda want to talk about!
169) anda wonder what your blood would smell like to a vampire.
170 ) Whenever anda see an apel, apple on the edge of a meja knock it off on purpose and try to do the roll up leg apel, apple thing.
171) Edward Cullen is your screen saver atau wallpaper on your computer.
172) anda buy a husky, paint it russet and call it Jacob
173) anda got 49/45 on your science test because it was on mitosis!
174) anda are totally broke because anda buy every twilight thing anda ever see!
175) anda listened to the soundtrack 50 times non stop when anda first got it!
176) anda start screaming in shopping centers and everyone looks at you, when anda see a twilight item anda haven't seen before!
177) Rain makes anda very happy and thunderstorms make anda even happier!
178) anda know the answer to every trivia pertanyaan in the Twilight board game.
179) You've gone to google maps typed in Forks Washington found local pictures and downloaded one atau lebih of them as the background for your desktop.
180) anda enter your room at 00.00 in order to sleep and anda are hoping to see Edward sitting on your bed!
181) Instead of menulis about wars and battles in your history test , anda try to explain to your teacher what "imprinting" means!
182) Sometimes anda fell that if anda hadn’t read Twilgiht, today anda would be a coplitelly different person.
183) anda have spent 1000 hours of your life wondering if vampire exist!
184) When anda see a silver Volvo driving down the road and anda chase after it screaming for Edward to stop the car !
185) If anda could be part of any book, anda would like to play in Twilight.
186) The first thing anda think of is "What would Edward do?" in every situation.
186) anda try to catch a glimpse of the driver whenever anda see a silver Volvo pass by.
187) Start wondering if anda prefer …ice atau fire…?
188) Finding yourself thinking “Edward would never do that, Edward would never say that…”
189) Smiling when anda hear acak people around anda talking about Twilight …
180) …and interputting them because she called Carlisle, “Caaarlisle!”, it’s Carlile…isn’t that difficult, is it?
182) Your icon is related to Twilight!
183) …and your motto is a quote from the books!
184) anda are laughing because anda know anda have done half of the above!
186) anda try to find similariteis between normal boys / men from your school/neightborhood and Edward!
187) Your Prince Charming drives a Silver Volvo!?
188) anda imagine yourself fighting against the Voltury, practising with Jasper, laughting and joking with Emmett, and go shopping with Alice!
189) anda have imagined Edward’s smile over and over again and anda can’t find someone with a better smile!
190) Every time anda finish membaca the book anda actually read even the irrelevant pages in the end!
191) When it’s hot anda wish for Edward’s hug and when it’s cold anda want your personal luar angkasa heater.
192) When Edward left in New Moon anda kinda felt he anbonded not only Bella but anda too!
193) anda have promised to your friends and your relatives several times that anda ‘ll never talk about Twilight again but anda break your promise way to easy.
194) Every time anda read the buku anda are trying so hard to remember how anda felt the first time anda read it.
195) anda wish anda could feel the same again.
196) Even though anda are completely in cinta with Edward Cullen if anda had the chance to make him cinta anda , anda wound never separate him from Bella because as everyone knows…they were made to be together!
197) Wasting your time membaca these reasons and posting your own komentar about this!
198) anda know that Twilight isn’t probably the best book anda have read but …still is your favourite!
199) Starting feeling really happy when anda realise that anda are in some way lucky because anda belong to the Twilght Family and to the Twilght Generation!
200 ) Being really really REALLY proud for membaca Twilight and even lebih proud because anda loved it!
201) Knowing that the hari of the Twilight end is close but still…not feeling bad becauce everything comes to an end and anda will always have the buku and the film in your perpustakaan …
202)…but not only there! anda will always have them in a special place in your heart!
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Stephenie Meyer berkata that just because we keep wanting her to keep menulis Midnight Sun is doesn't mean that she's going to. She berkata that SHE WILL NOT keep menulis if we keep making petitions for her to keep menulis atau for her to publikasi it. so oleh doing this we are killing our chances of having Midnight Sun published. So please stop petitioning!
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Stephenie Meyer berkata that just because we keep wanting her to keep menulis Midnight Sun is doesn't mean that she's going to. She berkata that SHE WILL NOT keep menulis if we keep making petitions for her to keep menulis atau for her to publikasi it. so oleh doing this we are killing our chances of having Midnight Sun published. So please stop petitioning!
