No copyright intended. These aren't mine but they apply to me, and admit it, probably anda to!!
1. I jumped off a cliff to hear Edward's voice
2. I taught Alice how to steal a yellow Porche 911 Turbo
3. I tried imprinting on someone, but he thought I was psychotic
4. Edward tried to kidnap me but I was already in his room tying myself to the bed
5. I was blonde until Edward berkata he prefered Brunettes
6. I jumped infront of a moving mobil van, van so Edward would come save me
7. When I see a silver Volvo I squeel and point
8.Halfway through New Moon I started screaming "Where's Edward?!?"
9. I'd become a newborn so I could meninju, pukulan jacob in the face
10. Save the penguins. Hunt eskimos instead
11. I watched Zathura and got bored when Edward didn't tampil up
12. Jacob growls, Bella whines, EDWARD DAZZLES!!!
13. Jacob's not missing...I keep him locked in my basement
14. I'm buying a Cullen car just to see if a vampire comes with it.
15. I threw New Moon across the room when Edward left Bella
16. I am a MAJOR fanpire
I hope anda had a few laughs and enjoyed these. Do any of them apply to you? Say in your comments.
1. I jumped off a cliff to hear Edward's voice
2. I taught Alice how to steal a yellow Porche 911 Turbo
3. I tried imprinting on someone, but he thought I was psychotic
4. Edward tried to kidnap me but I was already in his room tying myself to the bed
5. I was blonde until Edward berkata he prefered Brunettes
6. I jumped infront of a moving mobil van, van so Edward would come save me
7. When I see a silver Volvo I squeel and point
8.Halfway through New Moon I started screaming "Where's Edward?!?"
9. I'd become a newborn so I could meninju, pukulan jacob in the face
10. Save the penguins. Hunt eskimos instead
11. I watched Zathura and got bored when Edward didn't tampil up
12. Jacob growls, Bella whines, EDWARD DAZZLES!!!
13. Jacob's not missing...I keep him locked in my basement
14. I'm buying a Cullen car just to see if a vampire comes with it.
15. I threw New Moon across the room when Edward left Bella
16. I am a MAJOR fanpire
I hope anda had a few laughs and enjoyed these. Do any of them apply to you? Say in your comments.
part 1 the immortls.it was a stormy night in joes bar. methos and and dunkin were drinking like always. hey boy scout berkata methos with a smerk. yes old man? berkata dunkin.do anda remember when we drove throw forks? asked methos.yes i do berkata dunkin.well i want to go back i loved the bir they had in forks berkata methos as he smiled.flash back to last year.dunkin were are we? wined methos. a small town named forks berkata dunkin.well can we get a bir and some m"n"ms? asked methos.fine if it will shut anda up old man berkata dunkin.ok old man were here berkata dunkin.beer here i come berkata methos. but what they find is bella angsa, swan and she is with edward cullen. methos looked at dunkin sensing another immortl but they don't know who it is.
if anda liked this just ask for part 2 the vampire meet immortls cullens time.
if anda liked this just ask for part 2 the vampire meet immortls cullens time.
9: Tell her Aro is coming back for Bella. When she asks anda why she didn’t see this coming, laugh at her. Run away before she can react.
8: Lock Jasper in a closet for two months. Throw mutt boy in with him so Alice can’t figure out what happened to him. When she asks anda where he is tell her he is on his honeymoon with Jane. Refuse to tell her where they went.
7: Give all her clothes to charity.
6: Encourage Jacob Black to follow her around. Constantly.
5: Ask her to go shopping with you. Don’t buy anything.
4: Ask her “what’s Jacob doing right now?”.
3: Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming
2: Ask her what anda will be doing in five menit every ten minutes.
1: Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
So in Alice&Jaspers wierd&love Alice finds out she has a daughter and Alex(her daughter)changes her diet and brings her halaman awal to the family,everyone likes her!!
So in the New Story Alex and Renesmee become best friends and they start school together and go through everything together like with family,friends,crush's,the imprinting and maybe falling in love!
hope u like it!!!when it comes out!!
Read to find out what happens!!in this new story!!!
So in the New Story Alex and Renesmee become best friends and they start school together and go through everything together like with family,friends,crush's,the imprinting and maybe falling in love!
hope u like it!!!when it comes out!!
Read to find out what happens!!in this new story!!!