(Ello! This is late :P Wellz.... Enjoy!!!)
The two narcissist host entered at the same time, did there intros at the same time, then realized that they where not with the person they where told they where meeting. They snarled at each other, giving very fierce death glares.
"WHAT IS SHE/HE DOING HERE!!" they screeched.
"I'm here to be interviewed a little not-as-hot-as-me-but-still-pretty-hot hotty named Meagan Fox!" Chris smirked, waiting for Blainley to try to puncak, atas that. Blainley just rolled her eyes and scoffed. "Oh please! I'm here because Johnny Depp requested for ME!!! to interview him!" both then gasped realizing they had been set-up. "UHG! I knew something was up when I saw YOUR name on those pertanyaan cards." The mad anda know what filled host complained. "Well duh!," Chris sighed "Let's just get this over with so I can still make my manny-peddy. Blainley rolled her eyes. "Yep. We here have the manliest of men!" Chris just ignored her komentar so she decided to to ask the questions.
"Your first pertanyaan come from NoahnStar1616! She asks "Why are anda so rude to the contestants?" Chris chuckled.
"Because it's fun! I mean, if I didn't torture these kids ratings would be super low!" Chris answered, still chuckling a bit. Blainley, once again, rolled her eyes. "Maybe they just don't like watching anda on TV and they just want a new host, maybe some like......ME?"
Chris gave her his unamused face. "but anda didn't get now did you?"
"Cause I turned it down."
"Sure ya did."
She scoffs. "Oh what ever! Her selanjutnya pertanyaan is "Are anda and Blaine- I mean Mildred an item atau what?" NO!!! And it's Blainley!
Chris snickers. "She wishes she could get with this!" the conceited host exclaimed, pointing to himself. "Plus, I would never tanggal her. She's full of herself, abusive, and would even KILL someone to get what she wants!" (Gee. Sounds like another host we all know -_-)
Blainley rolls her eyes and let's out a small uhg. "Whatever. Her last pertanyaan is "Is Chef your only friend?" Probably."
Chris laughs. "HA! Your so wrong. Chef is not my only friend. There's.....um....that one intern who everyone loves....Never mind. He hates me. Um"
This time Mildred laughed. "See! Chris McClane is a lonely, friendless, dirtbag!" she snickered, very amused and evil like. "Well how many friends do anda have?! Besides Josh." Chris asked. Blainley froze. "Umm....HEY! I'm asking the pertanyaan here. The selanjutnya ones are from Poptrop300. Her first one is "Why do anda enjoy hurting the contestants?"
"Again, its amusing."
"Her selanjutnya one is "Do anda like Blainley?" anda better answer no atau you'll get the special treatment I gave Heather's face on the Great dinding in China."
Chris scoffed. "Why would I like you. I'd rather like cow poo than you!" Blainley, for the fourth time, rolled her eyes. "The feelings are mutual. Anyways her selanjutnya pertanyaan is "Who is your favorit contestant?"
"Psh! All of them. Without all those little suckers I wouldn't have my ratings!"
"Is that all anda care about?"
"You can't tell me it's not all anda care about."
"Drama is lebih my forte."
"But without ratings your little drama would end."
"Touché. Her last pertanyaan is "Did anda know I'm in the audience about to run up and hug you? *Does evil laugh*" um.. Ok?"
Chris looked to the audience a bit nervous now. "Um.. Always glad to have fans..." he shifted in his chair. Blainley, now annoyed, continued the questions.
"Your selanjutnya pertanyaan are from Tdinoahiscute4. Her first one is "Do anda like squirrels?" Wha.....?" Chris had a confused look on his face. "Um... I guess. I never really think about squirrels...."
"Ya... Her selanjutnya pertanyaan is "How 'bout pie?"
"Pies good. It mostly depends on what flavour.... I guess." (A/N anda do not know how hard it was for me to write that without making the speaker have a spasm over pie. :P)
"BORING!" Blainley berkata Rudely. "Her last one is "I'm in the audience with the commenter above! PREPARE FOR HUGGAGE!" What's up with all these groupies?" Chris shifted in his chair again and let out a forced chuckle. "Gotta cinta those fans...."
"Ya, Ya cute. The selanjutnya pertanyaan come from Tdacrazy6. And oleh the way, it's Blainley! Her first pertanyaan is "What's it like torturing 22 teenagers?"
"Well, it can be really fun sometimes... until they start to complain! Then it gets really annoying. I've already had to switch me facial times to 3 times a week!"
"Again, Manliest men."
"Quite!"
"Uhg. Whatever, her selanjutnya pertanyaan is "Were anda embarrassed when Bridgette and Goeff showed hidden footage of you?" Oh My Gosh I remember that! Haha!"
-.- "May I remind anda of your special little tape?" Chris asked annoyed. Blainley gasped and stayed quite for once. Chris then answered. "OF COURSE I WAS. Not cool man. That's some personal stuff I don't want no one to see. I mean, u don't go around tampilkan the world all your business! Ok...so maybe I do... But still!, not cool"
"On to her last question. It's "Are anda glad that anda got the job as a host instead of Mildred?" He better be. Without this, he would be finished!, curplut!, Ruind!" Chris growled.
"I would still be places!"
"Like a stupid boy-band again?"
"That was a long time ago!"
"Just answer the question!"
"Fine! Chef berkata I was the only one who got asked to be the host. But ya. I wouldn't want Ugly floor pizza eater to ruin Everyones eyes." Chris snickered. Blainley death glared the host. "The selanjutnya pertanyaan come from "The selanjutnya pertanyaan come from NoCofangirl218. Her First one is "Why do anda always torture the teenagers?" Answered 2 times. Her selanjutnya one is "Why do anda always make Chef wear dresses and stuff like that?"
Chris burst out laughing. "We don't make Chef wear those! Chef buys and wears them oleh himself. Dud has some serious problems cause I'm pretty sure no one wanted to see him in that purple swimsuit." Chris, along with whoever had that picture put back in there heads, shuddered."
"That was horrible. Her last pertanyaan is "Do anda think Blai-I Mildred, would tryly have made a better host than you?" Blainley coughed twice. A Yes being Hurd between both. Chris laughed like the answer was right in front of there faces.
"OF COURSE NOT!"
Blainley shrugged. "Who didn't see that coming? Your last and final pertanyaan come from Angel1324159. Her first one is "Do anda actually care for the contestants?"
Chris laughed. "Ha ha.. Ahahahaha! That's rich!"
Blainley, now a little confused, decided to just continue with the questions. "Her selanjutnya one is "Do anda wear a wig?" Of course he-" Blainley was interrupted oleh Chris putting his hand over her mouth. "O-Of course I don't. Heehee... My hairs just that gorges that it looks fake..." Blainley rolled her eyes.
"Sure. Her last pertanyaan is "Do anda realize your the best host ever!?!?!" 3, 2, 1,"
"OF COURSE I KNOW THAT!!! :D"
The 2 host the stood up. Without ssinf a word atau looking at each other, they both yelled:
"INTERNS! WHERE'S MY LAUGHTAE!!!"
(Jes. I b the queen of crappy endings and lateness! Thats kinda good right?
"^^ Yeppers. So selanjutnya to be interviewed is...................LINDSEY!!!
Her interview choices are:
BETH
HEATHER
COURTNEY
So.....hurrah! Leave 3 pertanyaan for Lindsey and some komentar and CONSTRUCTIVE criticism. Please and thank you! Abby/Starburst-Rocks)
The two narcissist host entered at the same time, did there intros at the same time, then realized that they where not with the person they where told they where meeting. They snarled at each other, giving very fierce death glares.
"WHAT IS SHE/HE DOING HERE!!" they screeched.
"I'm here to be interviewed a little not-as-hot-as-me-but-still-pretty-hot hotty named Meagan Fox!" Chris smirked, waiting for Blainley to try to puncak, atas that. Blainley just rolled her eyes and scoffed. "Oh please! I'm here because Johnny Depp requested for ME!!! to interview him!" both then gasped realizing they had been set-up. "UHG! I knew something was up when I saw YOUR name on those pertanyaan cards." The mad anda know what filled host complained. "Well duh!," Chris sighed "Let's just get this over with so I can still make my manny-peddy. Blainley rolled her eyes. "Yep. We here have the manliest of men!" Chris just ignored her komentar so she decided to to ask the questions.
"Your first pertanyaan come from NoahnStar1616! She asks "Why are anda so rude to the contestants?" Chris chuckled.
"Because it's fun! I mean, if I didn't torture these kids ratings would be super low!" Chris answered, still chuckling a bit. Blainley, once again, rolled her eyes. "Maybe they just don't like watching anda on TV and they just want a new host, maybe some like......ME?"
Chris gave her his unamused face. "but anda didn't get now did you?"
"Cause I turned it down."
"Sure ya did."
She scoffs. "Oh what ever! Her selanjutnya pertanyaan is "Are anda and Blaine- I mean Mildred an item atau what?" NO!!! And it's Blainley!
Chris snickers. "She wishes she could get with this!" the conceited host exclaimed, pointing to himself. "Plus, I would never tanggal her. She's full of herself, abusive, and would even KILL someone to get what she wants!" (Gee. Sounds like another host we all know -_-)
Blainley rolls her eyes and let's out a small uhg. "Whatever. Her last pertanyaan is "Is Chef your only friend?" Probably."
Chris laughs. "HA! Your so wrong. Chef is not my only friend. There's.....um....that one intern who everyone loves....Never mind. He hates me. Um"
This time Mildred laughed. "See! Chris McClane is a lonely, friendless, dirtbag!" she snickered, very amused and evil like. "Well how many friends do anda have?! Besides Josh." Chris asked. Blainley froze. "Umm....HEY! I'm asking the pertanyaan here. The selanjutnya ones are from Poptrop300. Her first one is "Why do anda enjoy hurting the contestants?"
"Again, its amusing."
"Her selanjutnya one is "Do anda like Blainley?" anda better answer no atau you'll get the special treatment I gave Heather's face on the Great dinding in China."
Chris scoffed. "Why would I like you. I'd rather like cow poo than you!" Blainley, for the fourth time, rolled her eyes. "The feelings are mutual. Anyways her selanjutnya pertanyaan is "Who is your favorit contestant?"
"Psh! All of them. Without all those little suckers I wouldn't have my ratings!"
"Is that all anda care about?"
"You can't tell me it's not all anda care about."
"Drama is lebih my forte."
"But without ratings your little drama would end."
"Touché. Her last pertanyaan is "Did anda know I'm in the audience about to run up and hug you? *Does evil laugh*" um.. Ok?"
Chris looked to the audience a bit nervous now. "Um.. Always glad to have fans..." he shifted in his chair. Blainley, now annoyed, continued the questions.
"Your selanjutnya pertanyaan are from Tdinoahiscute4. Her first one is "Do anda like squirrels?" Wha.....?" Chris had a confused look on his face. "Um... I guess. I never really think about squirrels...."
"Ya... Her selanjutnya pertanyaan is "How 'bout pie?"
"Pies good. It mostly depends on what flavour.... I guess." (A/N anda do not know how hard it was for me to write that without making the speaker have a spasm over pie. :P)
"BORING!" Blainley berkata Rudely. "Her last one is "I'm in the audience with the commenter above! PREPARE FOR HUGGAGE!" What's up with all these groupies?" Chris shifted in his chair again and let out a forced chuckle. "Gotta cinta those fans...."
"Ya, Ya cute. The selanjutnya pertanyaan come from Tdacrazy6. And oleh the way, it's Blainley! Her first pertanyaan is "What's it like torturing 22 teenagers?"
"Well, it can be really fun sometimes... until they start to complain! Then it gets really annoying. I've already had to switch me facial times to 3 times a week!"
"Again, Manliest men."
"Quite!"
"Uhg. Whatever, her selanjutnya pertanyaan is "Were anda embarrassed when Bridgette and Goeff showed hidden footage of you?" Oh My Gosh I remember that! Haha!"
-.- "May I remind anda of your special little tape?" Chris asked annoyed. Blainley gasped and stayed quite for once. Chris then answered. "OF COURSE I WAS. Not cool man. That's some personal stuff I don't want no one to see. I mean, u don't go around tampilkan the world all your business! Ok...so maybe I do... But still!, not cool"
"On to her last question. It's "Are anda glad that anda got the job as a host instead of Mildred?" He better be. Without this, he would be finished!, curplut!, Ruind!" Chris growled.
"I would still be places!"
"Like a stupid boy-band again?"
"That was a long time ago!"
"Just answer the question!"
"Fine! Chef berkata I was the only one who got asked to be the host. But ya. I wouldn't want Ugly floor pizza eater to ruin Everyones eyes." Chris snickered. Blainley death glared the host. "The selanjutnya pertanyaan come from "The selanjutnya pertanyaan come from NoCofangirl218. Her First one is "Why do anda always torture the teenagers?" Answered 2 times. Her selanjutnya one is "Why do anda always make Chef wear dresses and stuff like that?"
Chris burst out laughing. "We don't make Chef wear those! Chef buys and wears them oleh himself. Dud has some serious problems cause I'm pretty sure no one wanted to see him in that purple swimsuit." Chris, along with whoever had that picture put back in there heads, shuddered."
"That was horrible. Her last pertanyaan is "Do anda think Blai-I Mildred, would tryly have made a better host than you?" Blainley coughed twice. A Yes being Hurd between both. Chris laughed like the answer was right in front of there faces.
"OF COURSE NOT!"
Blainley shrugged. "Who didn't see that coming? Your last and final pertanyaan come from Angel1324159. Her first one is "Do anda actually care for the contestants?"
Chris laughed. "Ha ha.. Ahahahaha! That's rich!"
Blainley, now a little confused, decided to just continue with the questions. "Her selanjutnya one is "Do anda wear a wig?" Of course he-" Blainley was interrupted oleh Chris putting his hand over her mouth. "O-Of course I don't. Heehee... My hairs just that gorges that it looks fake..." Blainley rolled her eyes.
"Sure. Her last pertanyaan is "Do anda realize your the best host ever!?!?!" 3, 2, 1,"
"OF COURSE I KNOW THAT!!! :D"
The 2 host the stood up. Without ssinf a word atau looking at each other, they both yelled:
"INTERNS! WHERE'S MY LAUGHTAE!!!"
(Jes. I b the queen of crappy endings and lateness! Thats kinda good right?
"^^ Yeppers. So selanjutnya to be interviewed is...................LINDSEY!!!
Her interview choices are:
BETH
HEATHER
COURTNEY
So.....hurrah! Leave 3 pertanyaan for Lindsey and some komentar and CONSTRUCTIVE criticism. Please and thank you! Abby/Starburst-Rocks)
