It's part 10! WWWWOOOOOWWWW! I can't believe I got this far! Anyway....I hope I'm not running this into the ground. So, anyway, heres the selanjutnya part! Hope ya'll like it! :D
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*at elimination ceromoney*
Chris: *walks onto podeum* Well, daging babi asap, bacon Hawks, looks like anda all lose....even though there wasn't even supposed to be an elimination ceromoney to night. But, thats to Duncan, there was a challenge, and anda all lost it. Ha-ha, sucks to be anda right now Duncan.
Duncan: Shut it Chris!
Chris: Ooohhh, I'm so scared! *laughs* Anyway, lets get this over with. Alright, the first three aman, brankas are: Gwen, Rayla, and.....Rae! *throws the three jagung meletus, popcorn bags*
*everyone is called until only Heather, Duncan, and Riley are left*
Chris: Alright contestants, this is the last jagung meletus, popcorn bag of the evening. Two of anda will be going home, and not coming back.....maybe. So, the last one aman, brankas tonight is...............
Chef: *runs onto stage* Chris man, theres something anda need to see!
Chris: *in whiney little kid voice* But Chhheeeeffff, I was in the middle of the elimination ceromoney! Can't it wait till after?!
Chef: *takes out a envolope, and shoves it into Chris's face* *walks off stage*
Chris: *opens the envelope, pulls out a letter, and quickly reads. He gets a deep blush, and gulps* Well...uh, Duncan was supposed to be safe.....but, due to, um....un-seen events, the last person aman, brankas is............Riley. *throws Riley the jagung meletus, popcorn bag*
Gwen: What?! But...but....but thats not fair! *starts to heavily sob*
Duncan: *puts a hand on her shoulder* It's gonna be alright pasty. Your a strong, indepindent, and smoking hot person! I know you'll be fine, and I promise I'll root for you. I cinta anda Gwen. *kisses her*
All except Heather: Aww!
Heather: *scoffs* Please, anda two are disgusting! anda just lost out on money Duncan! Dosen't that seem lebih inportant than making-out with gothie?! If I were you, I'd be throwing a fit. I prefer cash over cinta any hari of the freaking week! I mean, whats the good in cinta if anda don't have any money to buy your cinta things?!
Duncan and Gwen: *still kissing, and ignoring Heather*
Chris: Alright...looks like we're doing it the hard way. *presses button, and security dudes seperate Duncan and Gwen. They also pick up Heather*
Duncan: *while being dragged away* I'll be rooting for anda pasty!
Gwen: *snivels* Thanks Duncan! I'll try my best, and hopefully I'll win the money for the two of us!
Heather: *while she's being dragged* Seriously, anda two are gonna make me barf!
*Heather and Duncan are thrown into the cab, and it quickly drives off*
Chris: Uh....yeah, so......I need to go! *runs off stage* *everyone shrugs, and goes back to the cabins - while also trying to comfort Gwen*
-the selanjutnya mroning-
**confessionals**
Gwen: *snivels* Okay....I know he just left, but.......I already miss Duncan! I...I don't know if I'll be able to go on in the competition! He was...the only thing keeping me sane! *starts to cry*
Demetry: Duncans out...thats a shock. *smirks* What, did anda honestly think I'd let that atomic weddgie slid so easily? No way! Even though I made them sing horrible songs...I didn't think Dunan truly learned his lesson. So, I did a little research, came across a few emmbarising foto of Chris, and basically told him I'd tampil the world the pictures if he didn't eliminate Duncan! Easy as pie! Hey, don't give me that: 'your such a jerk' look! I may be the biggest push-over in America, but even I have my limits! Duncan just happened to catch me in a already bad mood, and crossed my limits! Although...I am feeling guilty about seperating him from Gwen. I guess.....that was a little to harsh. :'( But...he deserved it....I think.
**end of confessionals**
*in Craft Servieces*
Kate: *walks in with a happy expression* Hello contestants! I'm in a really snazzy mood, and I can just tell todays gonna be great!
Gwen: *mumbles* Not it's not, it's gonna suck. *lets face slam into tabel*
Kate: Uh....okay then. So, I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that Crystal isn't hosting today, which means Demetry wil be hosting again.
All: *groans*
Kate: I know, I know, it sucks. Although, the good news is that the reason Crystal isn't hosting today is because she wants to be sure the flu isn't gonna come back. So, tommorow, she'll be back on her feet, and hosting again.
All: *cheer*
Kate: So, Demetry will be here in a bit to give anda all your selanjutnya challenge. So...I guess I'll see anda guys later. *starts to leave*
Destery: *clears throat* Aren't anda forgetting something Kate?
Kate: *stops and comes back in* Oh yeah...the re-cap. So, last time on Total Drama Rama, our faithful host, Crystal, got sick with the flu, and she had to have her friend, Demetry, fill in for her. he had a free hari in mind for the contestants, but, thanks to Duncan giving him a wedggie, he made them sing the worst songs in the history of music! In the end, Team Exploion was able to face the music, and bring halaman awal victory for their team. So, did I do a snazzier job this time Destery?
Destery: I gotta say, even though I had to remind you, anda did an epic job on the re-cap this time Kate! :D
Kate: *smiles, and walks out*
-with Team Explosion-
Gladys: anda were awesome in the last challenge Alex! I SO would've craked if I was fourced to sing Canibal.
Alex: *blushes and smiles* Thanks Gladys. I bet anda would've done better though. :)
Gladys: Thanks! ^w^ *hugs Alex*
**confessionals**
Gladys: Okay, it's official, Alex is the sweetest guy I've ever meet! :)
**end of confessionals**
Star: *looking around nervously for Heather, but can't find her. She realize she got voted off, and gets a even lebih worried look*
Alex: *sees Star's nervous-ness* Whats the matter Star? I didn't think anyone would be nervous right after their team just won a challenge. Maybe your nervous about what Demetry has planned next, or....maybe your scared because your protection - aka: Heather - is gone. *narrows his eyes*
Star: W-what?! I-I have no idea what your talking about Alex!
Alex: Oh really? Are anda sure about that Star? Cause, if I find out your lying, I personally garuntee anda you'll be voted off selanjutnya time we lose.
Star: *gulps* Y-yes I'm sure.
Alex: *gives her a distrusting look , but soon nods his head* *he then goes back to what he was doing before he talked to Star*
Star: *sighs silently in relief*
**confessionals**
Star: Okay...that was close! Alex is onto me, and if he finds out I had an alliance with Heather, I'm dead! *groans* Why did I ever consider taking Heather's saran in the first place?! All she ever does is complicate things! If course, the worst of all is....I'm back to square one with Noah!
**end of confessional**
-with Team daging babi asap, bacon Hawks-
All of Team BH: *watch as Team Explosion gets served fresh pie*
Rayla: *starts drooling* Me.....want........pie. *her stomach rumbles* I guess my stomach wants pie too. o3o
Destery: *looks at her blankley for a moment, but then stands up* I'll be right back. *goes off somewhere* *quickly comes back with something behind hs back* hey Rayla, I mencuri something for you. *gives Rayla the piece pie he was hiding behind his back*
Rayla: *gasps, and takes the piece of pie* Oh my glob ths looks good! Destery....did anda steal this for me?
Destery: *nods his head*
Rayla: OuO Thank anda very much Destery! *takes the pie, and shoves the pie into her mouth* Nummy. -u-
**confessionals**
Rayla: That was so super nice of Destery to do that for me! :D If he didn't bring me pie...I probably would've snapper. O.o
Destery: So I stple a peice of pie for Rayla. So what? She wanted some pie, and I got it for her. Nothing to complicated. And don't think I'm going soft! Cause if anda do....I'll hunt anda down and mess anda up! *waves fist threatingly at camera*
**end of confessionals**
-1 jam later-
Demetry: *walks into Craft Serveices* hey there all anda party people!
All but Katie and DJ: *glares at Demetry*
Demetry: *gets a scared look* So....uh, since Crystal still isn't feeling the greatest....I was thinking....maybe todays challenge could be to sing her a parody of a song. Laughter is the best medicen anda know.
Katie: *smiles* Thats really sweet of anda to do that Demetry.
Demetry: *blushes, and smiles back* Thanks Katie. :) So, Crystal's favorit parody people are: the Key of Awesome, and Weird Al" Yankovic. So, pick one of their parodies, maybe get a couple of costumes, and get ready to preform. Also, Crystal isn't a big fan of country music, so a country song parody would probably work the best....or least......I don't really know. :P Anyway, anda have a half-hour. *waves goodbye to Katie befor leaving*
Katie: *smiles, and waves back*
-with Team Explosion-
Alex: Uh....does anyone know any good parodies?
Star: Well....I know the parody "Winter Girls" oleh The Key of Awesome pretty well. Maybe we should just do that one.
Noah: But it's not a country parody. What if Crystal dosen't like it?
Star: *gets a sad look* Well....thats the only parody I really know. I mean, if anyone else has any sugestions, I'm willing to here them. *no one speaks* Really? Well....I guess that means will be using my song idea.
Noah: *rolls eyes a bit*
Alex: So, since anda claim to know the song, who should we have sing? Do we need any back-ups? And what about the costumes?
Star: *gets a nervous look* Well....uh.......we need two boy's for singers, we don't really need back-ups, and the cosumes will just be winter coats. Also, we need two girls for actresses. So...who's doing what?
Noah: Well, since anda seem to know what your doing, anda pick who does what.
Star: *gets suprised look* Oh...thanks Noah. So...I guess anda and Alex seem to be okay with eachother, so can be the male singer's if anda want.
Noah and Alex: *shrug*
Star: *smiles a bit* Okay, I can be one of the girl actresses, so all we need is one more. Any valunteers?
Gladys: I guess I could try and do it.
Star: Thats the spirit! Okay, lets get to work on this parody people! *runs off to the stage - her team following close behind*
**confesionals**
Star: Wow! I never knew I could take control like that! It was just so....in-powering! I think I'm finally starting to re-gain some of the shattered trust of my team-mates! *squeals in delight*
Noah: Why did I let bintang take charge? Easy, so I know who to vote off if we lose. *smirks*
Alex: Do I trust bintang again? Heck no! I'm just letting some of the tension die down. Besides, if she truly had anything to feel bad about, she'll come clean on her own. *smirks a bit*
**end of confessionals**
-with Team daging babi asap, bacon Hawks-
Rayla: Okay, I think we should sing a song from the great....Weird Al" Yankovic! All his songs are classic, and they always make people feel better!
Destery: Great idea Rayla! :D
Rayla: *smiles realy big* Thanks Des! Anyway, since Crystal isn't that big on country, how about we do...TMZ? (A/N: parody of "You belong with me" oleh Taylor Swift)
Destery: Thats genious Rayla!
Rayla: Thanks! ^.^ The costumes can be normal clothes, and we can just get the back-up singers to dould as paparazzi when needed. So...now all we have to do is find a guy to sing. Anyone want to valunteer?
Destery: Well...I would.
Rayla: Epic! :D *the two then run off to the stage to plan*
Alejandro: -.- Uh....I thought this was supposed to be a team effort. *shrugs and heads to the stage - everyone from BH slowly following his lead*
-30 menit later-
*intercom clicks on*
Demetry: *through intercom* Alright everyone, I hope your ready, because it's showtime! So, make any last menit changes now, because I'm gonna go get Crystal, and we'll both be there in a few!
*intercom clicks off*
*Both teams do a quick check, and wait pationtaly for Demetry and Crystal* *Soon, Demetry and Crystal - who is wrapped in a blankey - come walking up, and taking front-row seats oleh the stage*
Crystal: *tugs at blanket* Demetry....why do I have to wear this again?
Demetry: Because, it'll prevent the risk of anda getting sick again. Besides, it gets kinda chille around this time of day.
Crystal: -.- It's around three-o-clock Demetry.
Demetry: o//o Uh....I knew that. So....anyway, first team up is....Team Explosion! So come on the stage, and make us laugh!
*the curtin goes up, and it reveals the stage covered in fake snow with Noah and Alex in winter coats standing oleh bintang and Gladys - who are also in winter coats*
Noah: Aww yeah lay down that sensual massage selai cus its wintertime.
Alex: Ohh its cold, but I like it
Noah: anda slip anda gloves on *Star puts a pair of gloves on*
Alex: Slip your gloves on *Gladys also puts on a pair of golves*
Noah: anda membungkus, bungkus a scarf around your neck and face *both girls put on scarfs*
Alex: Like a sexy Russian peasant if there is such a thing
Noah: Then anda get one of them things that’s not a hat atau a headband. It’s kinda both *both girls then put on the head-band things*
Alex: What the hell do anda call that head muff hatband?
Noah: I don’t know but it’s sexy as heeeeeell.
Alex: And I’m willing to bet it was on sale.
*the two then start fake-walking like they were going down a real street*
Noah: It’s wintertime and the livin’ is freezy
Women are like dwarfs, grumpy and sneezy
Angry faces and chilly cheeks
Wind blows so hard that your eyeballs leak
Well let me tell anda bout my particular fetish
See I like a girl’s nose when it’s runny and reddish
The colder it is the lebih I get hot
Alex: I’ll make out with your nose, I don’t mind the snot
When it’s cold as a witches anda know what
anda can call me a tupai cus I’m bustin’ nuts
Walkin’ out of the starbucks with a grande teh *Gladys fake walks while carrying a starbucks coffee cup*
Puffy mantel makes anda look like a Manatee
anda hit a patch of ice trip slip and fall *Gladys does the most fake fall ever*
Right now anda don’t feel too sexy at all
But that’s where you’re wrong girl, you’re lookin’ fine. *Alex runs over, and help Gladys up*
Slidin’ down the bukit, hill on your behind
Noah: I don’t care if your classy I don’t mind if you’re trashy
Just as long as your skin feels dry and ashy *takes one of Star's hands, and rubs it against his cheek*
I’ll take anda halaman awal and heat anda up cus you’re my Frozen dinner
Put your hands in the air for the girls of winter *throws his hands in the air*
Noah: Wintertime girls anda know anda really rock my world
Alex: Snug as a bug in a rug
Noah: Wearin’ nothing but gloves and Uggs
Alex: Wintertime ladies c’mon lets make some Frozen babies
Noah: That don’t make no sense.
Alex: Shut up.
*the sceen then changes to an apartment, and Noah, Alex, Star, and Gladys walk in*
Noah: Now we’re back in the pad with two Frozen chicks
I put on some jams, a cool wintry mix. *put a fake cassette tap into a fake boom-box*
There’s no need to rush things lets just chill
Can I interest anda in a vodka Nyquil? *pours to acak liquids together in a shot glass*
*the sceen then changes to the bedroom*
Alex: I got her in the room; she berkata “my hands are Frozen *Gladys rubs her hands together*
Can anda turn up the heat?” I berkata nah it’s broken.
I’ll suck your Frozen toes while anda blow your nose
Lets put on lebih clothes girl I don’t need to see those. *Gladys tries to take off her coat, but Alex dosen't let her*
Most dudes just wanna see your breasts,
I wanna turn up the AC and see your breath
*Noah and bintang are also seen in a bedroom the selanjutnya sceen*
Noah: Some like the lights on and some like it dark
I wanna cover anda up like Kenny from South Park
She berkata that’s cool I understand the rules
Let me go slip into something less comfortable. *Star leaves*
She went out then came back covered head to toe *someone comes in wearing a bulky coat*
She was moving kinda slow but she was ready to go.
Alex: We fooled around for a while till we needed some air
Noah: I uncovered her face and it was covered in hair *in the background, anda can see bintang and Gladys sneaking out*
Wintertime hoes just made me make out with my bro
Alex: Ewwwwww that was disgusting man EWWW.
Noah: Yeah that was gross, but like if we’re all covered up what’s the difference really?
Alex: That’s a good point *both slowly turn their heads to look at the audience*
*the curtin then drops, and all of Team Explosion comes onto the stage*
Demetry: So, did anda like it Crystal?
Crystal: *has a sad expression* Not really. I was expecting something....less wintery. I mean, now I want to go play in the snow. :P
Demetry: -.- Even if it was snowing, anda couldn't play in it. Your sick, remember?
Team Explosion: *glares at bintang before they all walk off stage*
Demetry: *calls out* Thanks for trying anda guys! Anyway, it's time for the other teams performence - which will hopefully be better than the last. So, anyway, lets get started*
*the curtin, and reavels a pretty bland looking stage - excpet for a couple of fake bushes - with Destery in his regular clothes*
Destery: You’re sort of famous
A minor celebrity
And so it only makes sense
The world would be
Obsessed with every
Single thing anda do
They’re running ’round
With their camcorders in the night
They lurk impatienly
In hope that they just might
See something really embarrassing
anda do
The bad hair hari and sweat-stained t-shirts
That’s the story that
They are gonna feature
With exclusive pics
Of your flabby behind
anda think you’re all alone
But that’s right when you’ll find
All of Team BH: A bunch of paparazzi
Popping out of nowhere *tons of people pop out of the bushes*
Cameras in your face *puts cameras in Destery's face*
And then suddenly
You’re on TMZ (x2)
Destery: Following you
When you’re walking down the street
And asking stupid questions
While you’re trying to eat
So anda cover your face
Thinking to yourself
“Hey, isn’t this creepy?”
And they are there praying
You’ll have a big meltdown
And take a mono-lethal car chase
Through this whole town
They’ll be there with you
When you’re going to jail
First on the scene
For every wardrobe fail
anda just picked up some transvestite
detik later
It’s up on the website
Get a vegas wedding
A quickie divorce
And they’ll be
Sneaking in
Snapping pictures, of course
All of Team BH: And if they ever catch you
Picking your nose
atau storming down the street
In a drunken spree
You’re on TMZ
Stalking you, just waiting oleh a frontal
Trailing anda through
Airport security
They were TMZ (x2)
*a news meja tulis, meja is quickly wheeled onto the stage, and Alejandro - who is wearing a suit - sits in it*
Alejandro: *speaking* We caught this oscar nominee picking up DOG POOP!
Is that a baby bump?
I pronounce anda guilty, of leaving the house while FAT!
Look Who’s drinking COFFEE!
Everything artis do is FASCINATING!
*Alejandro quickly gets up, and the meja tulis, meja is quickly wheeled out* *Destery then comes back onto the stage*
Destery: Oh, let me tell you
It’s getting to the point
Where a famous person can’t
Even get a D.U.I
atau go on a racist rant
Those guys are all around
So anda really shouldn’t dare
Go to every club in town
If anda just lost your underwear
Seems that every single time
A bintang decides to shave her hair
atau ram their car into a tree
They’re on TMZ
All of Team BH: If they catch anda peeing in the bushes
Later on, that night
Well, I guarantee
You’re on TMZ (x3)
Every single celebrity
Knows they’re gonna be
They’re on TMZ
*the curin then closes, and all of Team daging babi asap, bacon Hawks come to the front*
Demetry: *laughing his butt off* *through laughter* How...how did anda like it Crystal?
Crystal: Also laughing her butt off* I...I loved it! Team daging babi asap, bacon Hawks are definantly the winners! That means, Team Explosion will be sending someone home! *continues to laugh*
Team daging babi asap, bacon Hawks: *cheers*
Star: But...but....I don't understand! I...I had everything under control! How ould it all go so wrong so fast?! I mean...Heather wouldn't have let that happen!
Noah: Wait, now your comparing us to Heather's team?!
Star: o//o Uh....well...........er.............
Alex: Whats wrong Star? Afraid if anda spill the truth you'll get into a bunch of trouble? *narrows his eyes*
Star: *starts to shake with fear* Oh...I can't take it! I was in an alliance with Heather! I threw the tug-of-war challenge for it!
Team Explosion: *gasp*
Alex: I knew it! anda lied to me Star, and, lebih inportantly, anda lied to the whole team! Better back your bags Star, because your gonna be leaving - tonight!
Star: *hangs head in shame*
Demetry: Wow, looks like Star's got herself into a bit of a jam.
Crystal: Demetry, can I.....please do the questions? It seems like forever since I got to do much of anything........
Demetry: *smiles* Of course Crystal!
Crystal: *smies* Thanks. *turns to camera* So, will bintang survive tonights elimination? Do Noah and Alex really like winter girls? And what was with Demetry's friendly-ness toward Katie? All of these things and more, will be out in our inbox, and will try to be answered selanjutnya time on.....Total Drama Rama!
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So, I hope anda liked this musical little episode!
Bounus question: which song was funnier? I like The Key of Awesome, but....I found TMZ to be a lot funnier than Winter Girls. :P Also...it's whoever anda want to vote off. >3 Also, anda don't have to answer the bonus question. o3o
Till selanjutnya time!
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*at elimination ceromoney*
Chris: *walks onto podeum* Well, daging babi asap, bacon Hawks, looks like anda all lose....even though there wasn't even supposed to be an elimination ceromoney to night. But, thats to Duncan, there was a challenge, and anda all lost it. Ha-ha, sucks to be anda right now Duncan.
Duncan: Shut it Chris!
Chris: Ooohhh, I'm so scared! *laughs* Anyway, lets get this over with. Alright, the first three aman, brankas are: Gwen, Rayla, and.....Rae! *throws the three jagung meletus, popcorn bags*
*everyone is called until only Heather, Duncan, and Riley are left*
Chris: Alright contestants, this is the last jagung meletus, popcorn bag of the evening. Two of anda will be going home, and not coming back.....maybe. So, the last one aman, brankas tonight is...............
Chef: *runs onto stage* Chris man, theres something anda need to see!
Chris: *in whiney little kid voice* But Chhheeeeffff, I was in the middle of the elimination ceromoney! Can't it wait till after?!
Chef: *takes out a envolope, and shoves it into Chris's face* *walks off stage*
Chris: *opens the envelope, pulls out a letter, and quickly reads. He gets a deep blush, and gulps* Well...uh, Duncan was supposed to be safe.....but, due to, um....un-seen events, the last person aman, brankas is............Riley. *throws Riley the jagung meletus, popcorn bag*
Gwen: What?! But...but....but thats not fair! *starts to heavily sob*
Duncan: *puts a hand on her shoulder* It's gonna be alright pasty. Your a strong, indepindent, and smoking hot person! I know you'll be fine, and I promise I'll root for you. I cinta anda Gwen. *kisses her*
All except Heather: Aww!
Heather: *scoffs* Please, anda two are disgusting! anda just lost out on money Duncan! Dosen't that seem lebih inportant than making-out with gothie?! If I were you, I'd be throwing a fit. I prefer cash over cinta any hari of the freaking week! I mean, whats the good in cinta if anda don't have any money to buy your cinta things?!
Duncan and Gwen: *still kissing, and ignoring Heather*
Chris: Alright...looks like we're doing it the hard way. *presses button, and security dudes seperate Duncan and Gwen. They also pick up Heather*
Duncan: *while being dragged away* I'll be rooting for anda pasty!
Gwen: *snivels* Thanks Duncan! I'll try my best, and hopefully I'll win the money for the two of us!
Heather: *while she's being dragged* Seriously, anda two are gonna make me barf!
*Heather and Duncan are thrown into the cab, and it quickly drives off*
Chris: Uh....yeah, so......I need to go! *runs off stage* *everyone shrugs, and goes back to the cabins - while also trying to comfort Gwen*
-the selanjutnya mroning-
**confessionals**
Gwen: *snivels* Okay....I know he just left, but.......I already miss Duncan! I...I don't know if I'll be able to go on in the competition! He was...the only thing keeping me sane! *starts to cry*
Demetry: Duncans out...thats a shock. *smirks* What, did anda honestly think I'd let that atomic weddgie slid so easily? No way! Even though I made them sing horrible songs...I didn't think Dunan truly learned his lesson. So, I did a little research, came across a few emmbarising foto of Chris, and basically told him I'd tampil the world the pictures if he didn't eliminate Duncan! Easy as pie! Hey, don't give me that: 'your such a jerk' look! I may be the biggest push-over in America, but even I have my limits! Duncan just happened to catch me in a already bad mood, and crossed my limits! Although...I am feeling guilty about seperating him from Gwen. I guess.....that was a little to harsh. :'( But...he deserved it....I think.
**end of confessionals**
*in Craft Servieces*
Kate: *walks in with a happy expression* Hello contestants! I'm in a really snazzy mood, and I can just tell todays gonna be great!
Gwen: *mumbles* Not it's not, it's gonna suck. *lets face slam into tabel*
Kate: Uh....okay then. So, I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that Crystal isn't hosting today, which means Demetry wil be hosting again.
All: *groans*
Kate: I know, I know, it sucks. Although, the good news is that the reason Crystal isn't hosting today is because she wants to be sure the flu isn't gonna come back. So, tommorow, she'll be back on her feet, and hosting again.
All: *cheer*
Kate: So, Demetry will be here in a bit to give anda all your selanjutnya challenge. So...I guess I'll see anda guys later. *starts to leave*
Destery: *clears throat* Aren't anda forgetting something Kate?
Kate: *stops and comes back in* Oh yeah...the re-cap. So, last time on Total Drama Rama, our faithful host, Crystal, got sick with the flu, and she had to have her friend, Demetry, fill in for her. he had a free hari in mind for the contestants, but, thanks to Duncan giving him a wedggie, he made them sing the worst songs in the history of music! In the end, Team Exploion was able to face the music, and bring halaman awal victory for their team. So, did I do a snazzier job this time Destery?
Destery: I gotta say, even though I had to remind you, anda did an epic job on the re-cap this time Kate! :D
Kate: *smiles, and walks out*
-with Team Explosion-
Gladys: anda were awesome in the last challenge Alex! I SO would've craked if I was fourced to sing Canibal.
Alex: *blushes and smiles* Thanks Gladys. I bet anda would've done better though. :)
Gladys: Thanks! ^w^ *hugs Alex*
**confessionals**
Gladys: Okay, it's official, Alex is the sweetest guy I've ever meet! :)
**end of confessionals**
Star: *looking around nervously for Heather, but can't find her. She realize she got voted off, and gets a even lebih worried look*
Alex: *sees Star's nervous-ness* Whats the matter Star? I didn't think anyone would be nervous right after their team just won a challenge. Maybe your nervous about what Demetry has planned next, or....maybe your scared because your protection - aka: Heather - is gone. *narrows his eyes*
Star: W-what?! I-I have no idea what your talking about Alex!
Alex: Oh really? Are anda sure about that Star? Cause, if I find out your lying, I personally garuntee anda you'll be voted off selanjutnya time we lose.
Star: *gulps* Y-yes I'm sure.
Alex: *gives her a distrusting look , but soon nods his head* *he then goes back to what he was doing before he talked to Star*
Star: *sighs silently in relief*
**confessionals**
Star: Okay...that was close! Alex is onto me, and if he finds out I had an alliance with Heather, I'm dead! *groans* Why did I ever consider taking Heather's saran in the first place?! All she ever does is complicate things! If course, the worst of all is....I'm back to square one with Noah!
**end of confessional**
-with Team daging babi asap, bacon Hawks-
All of Team BH: *watch as Team Explosion gets served fresh pie*
Rayla: *starts drooling* Me.....want........pie. *her stomach rumbles* I guess my stomach wants pie too. o3o
Destery: *looks at her blankley for a moment, but then stands up* I'll be right back. *goes off somewhere* *quickly comes back with something behind hs back* hey Rayla, I mencuri something for you. *gives Rayla the piece pie he was hiding behind his back*
Rayla: *gasps, and takes the piece of pie* Oh my glob ths looks good! Destery....did anda steal this for me?
Destery: *nods his head*
Rayla: OuO Thank anda very much Destery! *takes the pie, and shoves the pie into her mouth* Nummy. -u-
**confessionals**
Rayla: That was so super nice of Destery to do that for me! :D If he didn't bring me pie...I probably would've snapper. O.o
Destery: So I stple a peice of pie for Rayla. So what? She wanted some pie, and I got it for her. Nothing to complicated. And don't think I'm going soft! Cause if anda do....I'll hunt anda down and mess anda up! *waves fist threatingly at camera*
**end of confessionals**
-1 jam later-
Demetry: *walks into Craft Serveices* hey there all anda party people!
All but Katie and DJ: *glares at Demetry*
Demetry: *gets a scared look* So....uh, since Crystal still isn't feeling the greatest....I was thinking....maybe todays challenge could be to sing her a parody of a song. Laughter is the best medicen anda know.
Katie: *smiles* Thats really sweet of anda to do that Demetry.
Demetry: *blushes, and smiles back* Thanks Katie. :) So, Crystal's favorit parody people are: the Key of Awesome, and Weird Al" Yankovic. So, pick one of their parodies, maybe get a couple of costumes, and get ready to preform. Also, Crystal isn't a big fan of country music, so a country song parody would probably work the best....or least......I don't really know. :P Anyway, anda have a half-hour. *waves goodbye to Katie befor leaving*
Katie: *smiles, and waves back*
-with Team Explosion-
Alex: Uh....does anyone know any good parodies?
Star: Well....I know the parody "Winter Girls" oleh The Key of Awesome pretty well. Maybe we should just do that one.
Noah: But it's not a country parody. What if Crystal dosen't like it?
Star: *gets a sad look* Well....thats the only parody I really know. I mean, if anyone else has any sugestions, I'm willing to here them. *no one speaks* Really? Well....I guess that means will be using my song idea.
Noah: *rolls eyes a bit*
Alex: So, since anda claim to know the song, who should we have sing? Do we need any back-ups? And what about the costumes?
Star: *gets a nervous look* Well....uh.......we need two boy's for singers, we don't really need back-ups, and the cosumes will just be winter coats. Also, we need two girls for actresses. So...who's doing what?
Noah: Well, since anda seem to know what your doing, anda pick who does what.
Star: *gets suprised look* Oh...thanks Noah. So...I guess anda and Alex seem to be okay with eachother, so can be the male singer's if anda want.
Noah and Alex: *shrug*
Star: *smiles a bit* Okay, I can be one of the girl actresses, so all we need is one more. Any valunteers?
Gladys: I guess I could try and do it.
Star: Thats the spirit! Okay, lets get to work on this parody people! *runs off to the stage - her team following close behind*
**confesionals**
Star: Wow! I never knew I could take control like that! It was just so....in-powering! I think I'm finally starting to re-gain some of the shattered trust of my team-mates! *squeals in delight*
Noah: Why did I let bintang take charge? Easy, so I know who to vote off if we lose. *smirks*
Alex: Do I trust bintang again? Heck no! I'm just letting some of the tension die down. Besides, if she truly had anything to feel bad about, she'll come clean on her own. *smirks a bit*
**end of confessionals**
-with Team daging babi asap, bacon Hawks-
Rayla: Okay, I think we should sing a song from the great....Weird Al" Yankovic! All his songs are classic, and they always make people feel better!
Destery: Great idea Rayla! :D
Rayla: *smiles realy big* Thanks Des! Anyway, since Crystal isn't that big on country, how about we do...TMZ? (A/N: parody of "You belong with me" oleh Taylor Swift)
Destery: Thats genious Rayla!
Rayla: Thanks! ^.^ The costumes can be normal clothes, and we can just get the back-up singers to dould as paparazzi when needed. So...now all we have to do is find a guy to sing. Anyone want to valunteer?
Destery: Well...I would.
Rayla: Epic! :D *the two then run off to the stage to plan*
Alejandro: -.- Uh....I thought this was supposed to be a team effort. *shrugs and heads to the stage - everyone from BH slowly following his lead*
-30 menit later-
*intercom clicks on*
Demetry: *through intercom* Alright everyone, I hope your ready, because it's showtime! So, make any last menit changes now, because I'm gonna go get Crystal, and we'll both be there in a few!
*intercom clicks off*
*Both teams do a quick check, and wait pationtaly for Demetry and Crystal* *Soon, Demetry and Crystal - who is wrapped in a blankey - come walking up, and taking front-row seats oleh the stage*
Crystal: *tugs at blanket* Demetry....why do I have to wear this again?
Demetry: Because, it'll prevent the risk of anda getting sick again. Besides, it gets kinda chille around this time of day.
Crystal: -.- It's around three-o-clock Demetry.
Demetry: o//o Uh....I knew that. So....anyway, first team up is....Team Explosion! So come on the stage, and make us laugh!
*the curtin goes up, and it reveals the stage covered in fake snow with Noah and Alex in winter coats standing oleh bintang and Gladys - who are also in winter coats*
Noah: Aww yeah lay down that sensual massage selai cus its wintertime.
Alex: Ohh its cold, but I like it
Noah: anda slip anda gloves on *Star puts a pair of gloves on*
Alex: Slip your gloves on *Gladys also puts on a pair of golves*
Noah: anda membungkus, bungkus a scarf around your neck and face *both girls put on scarfs*
Alex: Like a sexy Russian peasant if there is such a thing
Noah: Then anda get one of them things that’s not a hat atau a headband. It’s kinda both *both girls then put on the head-band things*
Alex: What the hell do anda call that head muff hatband?
Noah: I don’t know but it’s sexy as heeeeeell.
Alex: And I’m willing to bet it was on sale.
*the two then start fake-walking like they were going down a real street*
Noah: It’s wintertime and the livin’ is freezy
Women are like dwarfs, grumpy and sneezy
Angry faces and chilly cheeks
Wind blows so hard that your eyeballs leak
Well let me tell anda bout my particular fetish
See I like a girl’s nose when it’s runny and reddish
The colder it is the lebih I get hot
Alex: I’ll make out with your nose, I don’t mind the snot
When it’s cold as a witches anda know what
anda can call me a tupai cus I’m bustin’ nuts
Walkin’ out of the starbucks with a grande teh *Gladys fake walks while carrying a starbucks coffee cup*
Puffy mantel makes anda look like a Manatee
anda hit a patch of ice trip slip and fall *Gladys does the most fake fall ever*
Right now anda don’t feel too sexy at all
But that’s where you’re wrong girl, you’re lookin’ fine. *Alex runs over, and help Gladys up*
Slidin’ down the bukit, hill on your behind
Noah: I don’t care if your classy I don’t mind if you’re trashy
Just as long as your skin feels dry and ashy *takes one of Star's hands, and rubs it against his cheek*
I’ll take anda halaman awal and heat anda up cus you’re my Frozen dinner
Put your hands in the air for the girls of winter *throws his hands in the air*
Noah: Wintertime girls anda know anda really rock my world
Alex: Snug as a bug in a rug
Noah: Wearin’ nothing but gloves and Uggs
Alex: Wintertime ladies c’mon lets make some Frozen babies
Noah: That don’t make no sense.
Alex: Shut up.
*the sceen then changes to an apartment, and Noah, Alex, Star, and Gladys walk in*
Noah: Now we’re back in the pad with two Frozen chicks
I put on some jams, a cool wintry mix. *put a fake cassette tap into a fake boom-box*
There’s no need to rush things lets just chill
Can I interest anda in a vodka Nyquil? *pours to acak liquids together in a shot glass*
*the sceen then changes to the bedroom*
Alex: I got her in the room; she berkata “my hands are Frozen *Gladys rubs her hands together*
Can anda turn up the heat?” I berkata nah it’s broken.
I’ll suck your Frozen toes while anda blow your nose
Lets put on lebih clothes girl I don’t need to see those. *Gladys tries to take off her coat, but Alex dosen't let her*
Most dudes just wanna see your breasts,
I wanna turn up the AC and see your breath
*Noah and bintang are also seen in a bedroom the selanjutnya sceen*
Noah: Some like the lights on and some like it dark
I wanna cover anda up like Kenny from South Park
She berkata that’s cool I understand the rules
Let me go slip into something less comfortable. *Star leaves*
She went out then came back covered head to toe *someone comes in wearing a bulky coat*
She was moving kinda slow but she was ready to go.
Alex: We fooled around for a while till we needed some air
Noah: I uncovered her face and it was covered in hair *in the background, anda can see bintang and Gladys sneaking out*
Wintertime hoes just made me make out with my bro
Alex: Ewwwwww that was disgusting man EWWW.
Noah: Yeah that was gross, but like if we’re all covered up what’s the difference really?
Alex: That’s a good point *both slowly turn their heads to look at the audience*
*the curtin then drops, and all of Team Explosion comes onto the stage*
Demetry: So, did anda like it Crystal?
Crystal: *has a sad expression* Not really. I was expecting something....less wintery. I mean, now I want to go play in the snow. :P
Demetry: -.- Even if it was snowing, anda couldn't play in it. Your sick, remember?
Team Explosion: *glares at bintang before they all walk off stage*
Demetry: *calls out* Thanks for trying anda guys! Anyway, it's time for the other teams performence - which will hopefully be better than the last. So, anyway, lets get started*
*the curtin, and reavels a pretty bland looking stage - excpet for a couple of fake bushes - with Destery in his regular clothes*
Destery: You’re sort of famous
A minor celebrity
And so it only makes sense
The world would be
Obsessed with every
Single thing anda do
They’re running ’round
With their camcorders in the night
They lurk impatienly
In hope that they just might
See something really embarrassing
anda do
The bad hair hari and sweat-stained t-shirts
That’s the story that
They are gonna feature
With exclusive pics
Of your flabby behind
anda think you’re all alone
But that’s right when you’ll find
All of Team BH: A bunch of paparazzi
Popping out of nowhere *tons of people pop out of the bushes*
Cameras in your face *puts cameras in Destery's face*
And then suddenly
You’re on TMZ (x2)
Destery: Following you
When you’re walking down the street
And asking stupid questions
While you’re trying to eat
So anda cover your face
Thinking to yourself
“Hey, isn’t this creepy?”
And they are there praying
You’ll have a big meltdown
And take a mono-lethal car chase
Through this whole town
They’ll be there with you
When you’re going to jail
First on the scene
For every wardrobe fail
anda just picked up some transvestite
detik later
It’s up on the website
Get a vegas wedding
A quickie divorce
And they’ll be
Sneaking in
Snapping pictures, of course
All of Team BH: And if they ever catch you
Picking your nose
atau storming down the street
In a drunken spree
You’re on TMZ
Stalking you, just waiting oleh a frontal
Trailing anda through
Airport security
They were TMZ (x2)
*a news meja tulis, meja is quickly wheeled onto the stage, and Alejandro - who is wearing a suit - sits in it*
Alejandro: *speaking* We caught this oscar nominee picking up DOG POOP!
Is that a baby bump?
I pronounce anda guilty, of leaving the house while FAT!
Look Who’s drinking COFFEE!
Everything artis do is FASCINATING!
*Alejandro quickly gets up, and the meja tulis, meja is quickly wheeled out* *Destery then comes back onto the stage*
Destery: Oh, let me tell you
It’s getting to the point
Where a famous person can’t
Even get a D.U.I
atau go on a racist rant
Those guys are all around
So anda really shouldn’t dare
Go to every club in town
If anda just lost your underwear
Seems that every single time
A bintang decides to shave her hair
atau ram their car into a tree
They’re on TMZ
All of Team BH: If they catch anda peeing in the bushes
Later on, that night
Well, I guarantee
You’re on TMZ (x3)
Every single celebrity
Knows they’re gonna be
They’re on TMZ
*the curin then closes, and all of Team daging babi asap, bacon Hawks come to the front*
Demetry: *laughing his butt off* *through laughter* How...how did anda like it Crystal?
Crystal: Also laughing her butt off* I...I loved it! Team daging babi asap, bacon Hawks are definantly the winners! That means, Team Explosion will be sending someone home! *continues to laugh*
Team daging babi asap, bacon Hawks: *cheers*
Star: But...but....I don't understand! I...I had everything under control! How ould it all go so wrong so fast?! I mean...Heather wouldn't have let that happen!
Noah: Wait, now your comparing us to Heather's team?!
Star: o//o Uh....well...........er.............
Alex: Whats wrong Star? Afraid if anda spill the truth you'll get into a bunch of trouble? *narrows his eyes*
Star: *starts to shake with fear* Oh...I can't take it! I was in an alliance with Heather! I threw the tug-of-war challenge for it!
Team Explosion: *gasp*
Alex: I knew it! anda lied to me Star, and, lebih inportantly, anda lied to the whole team! Better back your bags Star, because your gonna be leaving - tonight!
Star: *hangs head in shame*
Demetry: Wow, looks like Star's got herself into a bit of a jam.
Crystal: Demetry, can I.....please do the questions? It seems like forever since I got to do much of anything........
Demetry: *smiles* Of course Crystal!
Crystal: *smies* Thanks. *turns to camera* So, will bintang survive tonights elimination? Do Noah and Alex really like winter girls? And what was with Demetry's friendly-ness toward Katie? All of these things and more, will be out in our inbox, and will try to be answered selanjutnya time on.....Total Drama Rama!
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So, I hope anda liked this musical little episode!
Bounus question: which song was funnier? I like The Key of Awesome, but....I found TMZ to be a lot funnier than Winter Girls. :P Also...it's whoever anda want to vote off. >3 Also, anda don't have to answer the bonus question. o3o
Till selanjutnya time!
PD: Please dont hurt me....... PLEASE I DO ANY THING!
Guy: Any thing anda say well a ciuman would not hurt.
PD: Is that all I have to do?
Guy: Yes and play around a little bit.
PD: OK.
N:After a little bit they came to a little river and they kissed for a little bit.But a soon as they stopped the PD punched him in the kisser and took off.
PD:*I really hope he isnt following me*
N: Pretty soon the PD got to the police station and they captured the crimnal and put him in the stony lonsome then the PD stopped her job and is now working in a coffey toko and her name was Courtney.
TO BE CONTINUDE............
Guy: Any thing anda say well a ciuman would not hurt.
PD: Is that all I have to do?
Guy: Yes and play around a little bit.
PD: OK.
N:After a little bit they came to a little river and they kissed for a little bit.But a soon as they stopped the PD punched him in the kisser and took off.
PD:*I really hope he isnt following me*
N: Pretty soon the PD got to the police station and they captured the crimnal and put him in the stony lonsome then the PD stopped her job and is now working in a coffey toko and her name was Courtney.
TO BE CONTINUDE............
Martha Stewart
Chris: Hello everyone! Today we're going to Hollywood!
Lucas: Awesome!
Jake: Sweet!
Chris: Everyone get on the Plane!
*everyone gets on the plane*
*On the plane*
Zoey: So what do anda think our Challange is going to be this time?
Annie: Hopefully not another sports challange!
Jordan: hey guys who got voted off of your team?
Lexxi: Briony! Im so happy!
Zack: Yeah, she was bossy!
Chef: Attention everyone, the plane will be landin in 5...4..3..2...1!!!
*The plane lands*
*everyone gets off*
Jared: Ahh, Hollywood smells,good.
Izzy: It smells like Sex and Shoes!
Jake: Um. Okay Then?
Chris: Since we're in Hollywood, the Challange will be a sining contest!
Katy Perry: hey everyone!
Annie&Lexxi: OMG ITS KATY PERRY!!!
30H!3: Sup
Lucas: Oh my god, anda guys are AWESOME!
30H!3: Yeah we know
Chris: Your Challange will be to sing a song oleh Katy Perry and a song oleh 30H!3! Got it?
*STAY TUNED FOR PART 2!!*
Lucas: Awesome!
Jake: Sweet!
Chris: Everyone get on the Plane!
*everyone gets on the plane*
*On the plane*
Zoey: So what do anda think our Challange is going to be this time?
Annie: Hopefully not another sports challange!
Jordan: hey guys who got voted off of your team?
Lexxi: Briony! Im so happy!
Zack: Yeah, she was bossy!
Chef: Attention everyone, the plane will be landin in 5...4..3..2...1!!!
*The plane lands*
*everyone gets off*
Jared: Ahh, Hollywood smells,good.
Izzy: It smells like Sex and Shoes!
Jake: Um. Okay Then?
Chris: Since we're in Hollywood, the Challange will be a sining contest!
Katy Perry: hey everyone!
Annie&Lexxi: OMG ITS KATY PERRY!!!
30H!3: Sup
Lucas: Oh my god, anda guys are AWESOME!
30H!3: Yeah we know
Chris: Your Challange will be to sing a song oleh Katy Perry and a song oleh 30H!3! Got it?
*STAY TUNED FOR PART 2!!*
Lucas:YA!!!!!!
Martha Stewart:Blaine,and Zoey!
Blaine and Zoey:*hug eachother*OH SORRY!!!
Martha Stewart:LINDSAY IS aman, brankas TOO!!!!!!
Lindsay:YAY!!!!!!
Martha Stewart:And Dani and Patrick is left
Dani:*crys*
Martha Stewart:And the last sweet jantung goes to...DANI!!!!!!!!
Patrick:WHAT?!
Martha Steart:2 people voted off Dani,4 people voted off you!
Patrick:*eavs in the cinta boat*
Dani:WAIT!Who am I dating then?
Martha Stewart:NO one!You'll have to play the rest of the game alone!
Dani:*crys*PATRICK!!!!!!!!
Martha Stewart:Find out what happens selanjutnya time on TOTAL,DRAMA,COUPLES!!!!!
(episode 2 coming soon!)
*votting gym*
chris:okay 1 vote to gwen
mike:gulp
chris:2 vote gwen
mike:no
gwen:like i berkata behind the scenes your dead
chris:3 vote gwen
gwen:grrrr
chris:4 vote gwen... gwen i,m sorry but you,ve been elemanated
gwen:i wonder how *punches mike*
chef & tdr gaurd:come on *grabs gwen*
scout:can i see duncan now
chris:sure in the new behind the scenes show
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chris:okay 1 vote to gwen
mike:gulp
chris:2 vote gwen
mike:no
gwen:like i berkata behind the scenes your dead
chris:3 vote gwen
gwen:grrrr
chris:4 vote gwen... gwen i,m sorry but you,ve been elemanated
gwen:i wonder how *punches mike*
chef & tdr gaurd:come on *grabs gwen*
scout:can i see duncan now
chris:sure in the new behind the scenes show
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ARE U READY? With 30 people on one ilsand,it's bound to get crazy! So look out for Total.Drama.Rockstars! So many people are looking forad to it and I hope u are too! I will soon do a Sneak peek. Until then,deal with this! No wat, Here:
Chris: Welcome To Total.Drama.Rockstars! Im your host-
Everyone:WE KNOW!
Chris:ANYTWAY, I bet U are waiting to Meet the new cast members. Well,here they are
Thats all I got right now. A real sweak peek will come later!
Chris: Welcome To Total.Drama.Rockstars! Im your host-
Everyone:WE KNOW!
Chris:ANYTWAY, I bet U are waiting to Meet the new cast members. Well,here they are
Thats all I got right now. A real sweak peek will come later!
matt:do anda take each other
lucas:i do
zoey:i do
duncan:EVER ONE GET ON THE GROWN
tak:HELP
lucas and zoey:TAK!
duncan:you beter stay in the grown atau gets it find anda dont whant to listin fine(shouts tak)
lucas:TAK GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
duncan:what anda going to do about it emo boy
zoey:(crying)
duncan:(gets zoey and run)
lucas:ZOEY
(duncan and zoey are gone)
lucas:(crying) this is the wrost hari ever tak is dead zoey gone can it get wrost
matt:its ok we will find her ok
lucas:but he got her
matt:ARE anda GOING TO LET A 16 tahun OLD TAKE YOUR WIFE
lucas:no
matt:SO LETS GO FIND HIM
lucas:(crys)but what about tak
matt:theres nothin we can do
Matt:Who the hell is he!?Tiffany:No one!*Sue calls cack*Sue:Are anda fucking kidding me!Rachelle:NO!Sue:I'll be there!Tiffany:Lets Attack!Rachlle:NOT YET!Blake:What the fuck is going on?!?!Rachlle:Shut the hell up!*Sue comes out*Sue:I called double X,he says to kill him!Rachlle:Now we attack!*The girls attack*Kil-Las leader:Fuck off atau I will kill u oh wait u blew up the safe-house so i'll kill anda anyways!*Punches them back*Sue:Thats it asshole,time to fight!*They kill him*Tiffany:Well that was easy!*Calles double X:Parden my languege but good fucking job!Sue:You should of herd us!Part 6:Real spy work coming soon!
