Camile: Tension, Drama, Romance, Insanity, these are just a few words to describe this BRUTAL season of Total Drama. We're taking some of the old suckers that anda know and love, and throwing them together with a group of NEW suckers. Ha, it's gonna be awesome! And just wait till anda see what we have in store for these guys! This is, TOTAL... DRAMA... OC'S!

*Theme song plays*

Camile: Alright let's get this over with so I can get my brownies, and go to sleep! Before we introduce the contestants, let's first get to the important people! Joining me to host this swanky season, is everybody's favorit host, Chris McClain!

*Chris McClain walks out from make-up looking like a wreck.*

Chris: (talking to his makeup department) Is this what anda call makeup?! My grandma can do a better job, y'know, even if she is in a casket! anda have no talent, I look like I just came out of World War 2! What is this crap, anda can suck my-

Camile: O.o Um, Total Drama OC's is experiencing technical difficulties. We'll be back after this commercial break. *commercial comes on*
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Camile: Ok, let's try this again. And joining me to host this season, is......Chris McClain!

Chris: hey hey guys! We have an awesome season for you. Our location, an old abandoned haunted pantai house. *gets cranky* Uh, my hair's a mess Camile! I can't go out on national TV like this!

Camile: Um, it's a little too late for that. And what do anda expect me to do about it?

Chris: Forget it! Katie, comb!

Katie: *comes out with comb* Here anda go Chris! Hi Total Drama! *waves at the camera*

Chris: Thx Katie. Now back to me! Let's introduce the contestants, what do anda say Camile?

Camile: anda got it Chris! Let's start with the old timers! Introducing last season's TD fan favorites, Cody, Noah, Alejandro, Beth, and Lindsay!

(All 5 campers come on screen)

Lindsay:Oh my gosh Beth, it's a pantai house! Eee!

Beth: I always wanted to go to a pantai house! So cool!

Camile: Sorry to burst your bubble, but this is a HAUNTED pantai house.

Lindsay: Oh, so NOT cool.

Alejandro: No worries senoritas, it's-

Lindsay:Senorita's, sorry, I don't speak hebrew.

Noah: Oh look, a haunted pantai house, never heard that one before.

Cody: At least we get to look at all the hot chicks in their bikinis, meaning Gwen.

Chris: O.o Moving on, also joining the cast, Bridgette, LeShawna, Gwen, Duncan, and Heather.

LeShawna: Where the heck is this?

Camile: This is your halaman awal for the selanjutnya 8 weeks! Isn't it great?

LeShawna: The humidity is bad for my hair. Will we be provided with special hair care products?

Heather: Oh please, you're gonna give special attention to that nappy weave of yours?

Gwen: C'mon guys, are we seriously going to start fighting? It's the first episode anda guys! And this tampil is a living hell! I don't know about you, but I'm not going to make it harder on myself oleh getting into a conflict. My conflict with Courtney is what got me voted off last season! Just a little advice.

Bridgette: Gwen's right anda guys. Just look what happened in the past. Not going down that road again!

Duncan: Pasty and Bridge are right y'know.

Heather: Ok, ok, we got it.

Camile: And, we have Trent, Harold, Courtney, Sierra, Izzy, Eva, and Sadie!

Sadie: Where's Katie?! Katie, Katie?

Katie: (Chris' assistant) Did someone call me?

Sadie: No, I want MY Katie! Where's my Katie?

Chris:We thought it would be good for ratings to see how anda would do without Katie oleh your side, starting from the beginning! oleh the way, since you're here. This is Katie guys, my assistant. She's for my use only. No special treatment for losers!

Courtney:Are anda kidding me? Don't anda remember first season when Katie got voted off? Sadie totally had a mental break down, then bruised my face with apples!

Sadie: I berkata I was sorry Courtney!

Trent: Alright guys, let's just chill out, k?

Harold: Yeah, let's just be happy that we got a pantai house as our location. At magic Steve's magic camp, I learned-

Camile: Moving on! Now introducing the newbies! Please welcome, Crystal, Jake, Kelli, and Jamie!

Jamie: Um, it's pronounced, "Hi-me"

Camile: Shut up! Who cares?

Jamie: I do.

Camile: It was rhetorical Jamie!

Jamie: Again, it's pronounced-

Camile: *aggravated* Fine! I got it ok?

Jamie: *murmurs* Uptight

Crystal: Look Jake, we're on Total Drama! I can't believe it. This place is beautiful!

Jake: *says dreamily* Yes anda are.

Crystal: What?

Jake: *blushes* Nothing.

Kelli: hey guys! I'm so excited to be here. It's really nice to meet anda all.

Chris: Yay, now shush so I can introduce the rest of anda guys.

Kelli:Oops, sorry. So, so sorry.

Chris: It's fine. Now shut!

Kelli:*has shy, hurt expression* Sorry

Camile: Also, welcome, Erin, Heath, Tyrone, Kat, and Nikita.

Erin: Um, hi. I'm Erin.

Harold: Hi Erin, I learned in Magic Steve's Magic Camp that if your hair color is red, then anda come from a long line of ancient-

Camile: Again Harold, nobody cares.

Heath: Did anda get the memo about my life threatening allergies?

Chris: Yes Heath, we got the 20 page letter. Heck of a lot to read though, so....Katie!

Katie: Yah, Chris?

Chris: Can anda review this letter on Heath's allergies, super important. And anda know I only trust super important people with super important tasks.

Katie: *blushes* Um, yeah thx. I'll get right on it Chris.

Chris: Thanks Katie.

Tyrone: Hey, what's up guys?

Chris: Just chillin' dude.

Tyrone: That's awesome dude. No worries right?

Chris: Right.

Kat: Hi guys! I'm just so glad that I have the privilege to be here.

Camile: What a pleasant attitude. Welcome Kat.

Kat: Thanks Camile.

Nikita: Hi guys. Nice to be here.

Alejandro:The pleasure is all mine senorita. *kisses Nikita's hand*

Nikita:Thanks.

Chris: Please welcome, Alex, Destery, Riley, Rikki, and Rayla!

Riley:*gets pushed into Alex* My bad.

Alex: *stares into Riley's eyes* It's fine. It was my mistake.I should be the one apologizing.

Riley:Um, thanks......Alex is it?

-------------------Confessional-------------------

Alex: She knows my name! Yep, the girl is mine.

Riley: Well someone's a little too over confident.

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Duncan:*staring and smiling at Rikki*

Rikki:*smiles back*

Gwen:*looking annoyed*Duncan!

Duncan:Wha? Yeah babe?

Gwen:Just making sure you're paying attention.

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Gwen:I'm not going to just go out on the limb here and be a Courtney, I'm better than that. Rikki seems like a nice girl, but I really like Duncan, he's an amazing boyfriend! I've already lost one boyfriend during this hell of a reality show, I'm not ready to loose another one. I guess it was just an innocent mistake. *sighs* I hope.

Duncan: O.k, good boyfriend 101, NEVER let your eyes wander off of your girl. Great, now I feel crummy. I really like Gwen, and if I find myself doing it again, I'll just remind myself of how much I like Gwen. But, Rikki is........ Ugh, snap out of it Duncan!

Rikki: No, I can't go down this path again. A while ago, my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with Melody McKnight, my sworn enemy! He was just like Duncan. And, I found out about it on our anniversary! From then, I tried to steer clear from bad boys.

------------End of Confessional------------------

Destery: Hi.I'm just glad to be here.

Camile: Wow, lots of these campers have pleasant attitudes. That's great.

Chris: And bad for ratings. Where's the tension?

Camile: Shut it Chris!

Chris:-.-

Rayla: Uh, will there be pie?

Chris: You'll all get pie once we're done with the introduction. Now hush! This is a 30 menit show! Oh yeah, and Rayla, I want my car keys back!

Rayn:*smirks and holds up keys* Not till we get pie.

Chris: Fine!

Camile: And last.......

Chris:And possibly least......(just kidding)

Camile: -.- Don't interrupt me. As I was saying, Sarah, Ariana, Rayn, and Sami.

Sara: Hi Camile. I just want to say thanks for accepting me for this show. I bet I'll ave a wonderful time.

Camile: Like I berkata before, pleasant attitude. :) Oh yeah, just because I cinta dogs, Sara and Rikki, I have your anjing Timmy and Sparks to gabung anda this season.

Rikki: Sparks! *runs to Sparks*

Sara:Timmy! *runs to Timmy*

Chris: Yeah yeah, so cute. Moving on!

Ariana: hey guys, I'm Ariana-

Chris: Ok, we get it, it's nice to be here. Great.

Ariana:-.-

Camile: Hi Ryan.

Rayn: Yeah, I don't want to be here. I only did this off of a dare. So, I would just be leaving.

Chris: Too late Ryan, looks like your ride just left.

Rayn:*wispers*Jerk.

Chris: I've been called worst.

Sami: As much as I like violence, I'm not gonna get in between your little cat fight.

Chris:Cat fight, that's for girls dude.

Sami: What's your point?

All: *chuckles*

Chris: All right we get it, everyone is just so hilarious!

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Noah: Whoever can insult Chris with sarcasm just as good as I do, is a friend of mine. Gotta give the newbie props.

------------End of Confessional-------------------

Camile: Ok, I think that's everyone.

Destery: Ok, so now what?

Camile: Good pertanyaan Des. Now, anda guys go unpack, choose your bunks, and meet me back in the woods. Newbies, any pertanyaan before I let anda go?

All new contestants: *raise their hand*

Chris: Great no questions!

Camile: Chris?

Chris: What, it's a 30 menit show! Now go!


(At the Girls Cabin)

Heather: I call puncak, atas bunk!

Rayn: Who died and made anda queen?

Heather: Whatever Rayn, but everybody here knows that I run this game. But, I'll let it slide, rookie mistake right?

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Rayn: Ha, I never wanted to come here, but I'm going all the way to the puncak, atas to tampil that rich daddy's girl what I got. Oh yeah, she's going down!

---------End of Confessional----------------------

Gwen: Why don't we just pair up into 2s. 1 person from each group gets either a puncak, atas bunk, atau a bottom. Agreed?

All except for Gwen: Agreed.

Rikki: Good thinking Gwen. I'm glad to have someone that's always here to straighten things out.

Gwen:*smiles* Thanks Rikki, That's sweet of anda to say.

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Rikki: Sure, Gwen looks like a cool person. I had to make nice with her cause she seemed sort of mad when I smiled at Duncan, and I really don't want to make an enemy out of her.

Gwen: Like I berkata before, Rikki seems like a cool person.

-----------End of Confessional--------------------

Rikki: Wanna share bunks?

Gwen: Sure.

Sami: Well, anyone want a bottom bunk and is willing to share?

Rayn: I'll share, anybody but Heater will do.

Heather: Aww, look, newbie already getting the lingo down. How cute?

LeShawna: Don't mind her Rayn. She's just being a bitch. Not really anything new though.

Ariana: Rayla, bunk partners?

Rayla: Uh, yeah, that's cool with me.

Riley: So do anda seriously have Chris' car keys?

Rayla: Yep, and Camile's too, but she just doesn't know that yet.

Nikita: *laughs* Your insane anda know that?

*Katie walks in*

Erin: Uh, hi?

Katie: Hi guys. Chris just wanted me to check on anda guys, and make sure that everything's alright. Any concerns atau request?

Rayla: Yeah, when are we getting our pie?

Chris: Oh, Chris warned about the pie lover. Rayla, is it? Chris says that everyone will get their pie once everybody settles in.

Kelli: Um, sorry if it's a bother, but, will we be provided with room service?

The old contestants:*burst out in laughter*

Lindsay:You're funny Kaitlyn.

Kelli: It's, Kelli.

Lindsay: Whatever Cameron.

Kelli: -.-

Crystal: Alright guys, I guess this is it. Are we ready to go?

Sarah: Yea, but how do anda think Chris and Camile will try and turn us against each other.

Kat: Who noes, but we should all stick together.
Why don't we have a girls alliance?

Beth: Good idea Kat, don't anda think Linds?

Lindsay: I agree with Beth. Good idea.

Erin: I'm in.

Nikita and Sami: I'm in.

Kat: Alrigt that settles it. :)

--------------Confessional-----------------------

Rayn: I'm not going to gabung an alliance. I have to tampil Heather that I can do this oleh myself.

Gwen: I wasn't about to gabung an alliance without my boyfriend. I don't have anything against Kat, it's just that, when your in alliance, you're basically against everyone else. And I can't do that to Duncan.

Rikki: Joining an alliance would be nice, but I just have a feeling that it's way too early in the game.

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(At Boys Cabin)

Harold: Can I get puncak, atas bunk Cody?

Cody: Sure thing Harold.

Harold:Yes, now I'll be closer to the stars. At Magic Steve's Magic Camp....

Duncan: Yeah, let me just stop anda there.

Harold: For what?

Duncan: Oh, I just don't want to hear anda speak.

Trent: Mind if we share a bunk Duncan?

Duncan: Uh, I guess I could be stuck with somebody worse, but I get top.

Trent: *sigh* Fine.

Duncan: So, I've heard some rumors about anda and Courtney bro. Can't believe she hasn't driven anda insane!

Trent: *trying to avoid the question* Uh, so I heard some rumors about anda and Gwen.

Duncan: It's no rumor. Gwen and I are getting pretty serious.

Trent: Like, cinta serious?

Duncan: I'll answer your pertanyaan if anda stop trying to avoid mine.

Trent: -.- Ummm....

Destery: Hey, guys, sorry to interrupt the conversation, but some of us kinda need help with bunk partners.

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Duncan: *smirks* Saved oleh the bell.

Trent: That was a close one.

-----------End of Confessional--------------------

Noah:Well, I can care less on who I get paired up with. I'm just gonna take this bunk. *sits down and starts to read.

Jamie: Can I take the puncak, atas bunk?

Noah: You're not the best listener are you?

Jamie: Sooo, is that a yes?

Noah: -.- Do I really have to answer?

Jamie: Stop with all of the similes!

Noah: It's called sarcasm Einstein.

Jamie: -.-

Noah: Just climb up the bunk.

Jamie: Tou-che.

Alex: So, Destery. Um, I kinda have a crush on your sister. Any tips?

Destery: Riley?! That's a shocker. Riley's hard to get dude, I wouldn't bother.

Duncan: Des is right, girls always play hard to get.

Alex: Did Gwen ever play hard to get.

Duncan:*blushes* There was just this one time.

-----------------Confessional---------------------

Duncan: Ok, so, Gwen was sort of mad at me one time cause I forgot our anniversary, BUT IT WAS JUST ONCE. Well, I felt horrible. I apologized, but she was still pissed at me. So, that's when I knew that I had to win her over. So I had to drag her to the park, which was a hell of a hard time, and I sorta sang her this really sappy cinta song. I won her over but I had to make Gwen promise that she wouldn't tell anyone cause, y'know, I have a reputation to keep. I don't want anyone to think that I'm a softie. Especially the newbies.

Destery: Did anda see that blush?! He's hiding something.

-------------End of Confessional------------------

Heath: Um, can I get two beds to myself, I need my space. And I'm allergic to dust mites, cheese, pollen,......... (the daftar goes on and on for 5 minutes)

Noah: Ok, we get it, I don't even have that many allergies. Just take the two beds.

Heath: Thanks.

Tyrone: So, anyone into sports here?

Trent: Ha, only if Tyler was here.

Lindsay: (comes out of nowhere) Did someone say Tyler? Tyler? Oops, sorry, um....Trever. *walks out*

Trent: -.- Uh, it's Trent.

Jamie: Looks like someone's a bit of a ditz.

Noah: Look who's talking.

Jamie: -.-

Jake: Alright guys, let's be nice.

Tyrone: Well, if we're gonna share a kabin for 8 weeks, maybe we should get to know each other a little more.

Alex: Yeah, how bout-

--------------------From Outside------------------
Camile: Get your sorry buts out here so I can give anda your teams!

Everyone: *walks out of cabin*

Nikita: Aren't we gonna do a starter challenge atau something to determine what team we're on?

Chris: Well, we were, but we're running late on time. So............ first team.

Rikki
Heather
Nakita
Rayn
Gwen
Bridgette
Rayla
Riley
Alejandro
Cody
Alex
Crystal
Destery
Ariana
Lindsay
Trent
Noah

Camile: I summon you, the Wild Wolves. Everybody else...........

Jake
Harold
Tyrone
Heath
Jamie
Duncan
Sierra
Izzy
Eva
Courtney
Kat
Erin
Kelli
Sarah
Sammi
LeShawna

Chris: I summon anda guys the Sneaky Snakes.

Nikita: Yeah, awesome team names.

Chris: -.-

Camile: Alright, we would force anda guys to sing a song and do a challenge, but again, we're short on time. So.....See anda selanjutnya time on.......

Rayla: Wait, I still didn't get my pie!

Chris: You'll get it selanjutnya time.....maybe.

Camile: Well, at least she doesn't have my car keys.

Rayla: He he, yeah.

Camile: Anyway, it's pertanyaan time kiddies! Will Rayla ever get her pie? Will we at least be able to get through a song selanjutnya time? And..... wait, I can't find my car keys! Ugh, Rayla is so dead. Anyway, and will we put this key loncat, caper to justice. Find out selanjutnya time on..............Total Drama OC's!

Writer's Note

I know, this sucks and I think I forgot some of anda guys. I know some OC's didn't get much lines but I'll fix that selanjutnya time.