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I was getting ready to leave for Sodor. For some reason I was as small as a dog treat.
Mutt: *Barking*
Okay, maybe I shouldn't have berkata that. Anyway, I'm short at Shining Time Station, but not at Sodor. I was just about to leave when....
Billy: Hello Mr. Conductor.
Mr. Conductor: Good morning Billy. *Looking for whistle* Where is it? I know I left it somewhere.
Patch: Hi Mr. C.
Mr. Conductor: Hello Patch. Where's that whistle?
Stacey Jones: Mr. C? *Holding Mr. Conductor's whistle* I have it sir.
Mr. Conductor: Oh, thank anda Stacey. *Takes whistle* Now, I must get going. The engines on Sodor need me, and I mustn't be late.
Stacey Jones: But anda already are late.
Mr. Conductor: Oh F**k.
Director: Watch your mouth Alec!
Mr. Conductor: Don't call be oleh my real name! I'm Mr. Conductor! Anyway, nice work censor team.
Censor team: No problem Mr. Baldwin.
Mr. Conductor: I told you, it's Mr. Conductor!! Ugh, I have to go now. *reading script* Oh no.
Stacey Jones: What is it?
Mr. Conductor: sparkle... sparkle... sparkle... *Blows on whistle, and goes to Sodor*
Meanwhile on sodor
Thomas: *Puffing across Bridge* Mr. Conductor? Where are you?
Mr. Conductor: *Appears oleh track* Thomas, I'm here!
Thomas: *stops* Oh, hello Mr. Conductor. How have anda been?
Mr. Conductor: Well, my hari had a rough start, but things should get better now that I'm here.
Thomas: That's good to hear. When you're on Sodor, nothing bad ever happens, except for when diesels attack, and Hit Entertainment taking over, and making a CGI version of me. I'd rather stay the way I am, without my face moving, and only my eyes move. Then the camera crew has to stop filming just to change my face, depending on what happens.
Mr. Conductor: *Driving Thomas* Well at least they finally got rid of Michael Angelis as the U.K narrator.
Thomas: I agree with anda on that.
Mr. Conductor: So what else has been happening?
Thomas: Diesel 10 has arrived, and is trying to take over everything.
Percy: *Passing Thomas* bintang biller!
Thomas: Oh shut up Percy. It has nothing to do with getting all the fame, and glory!
Mr. Conductor: I can understand.
Thomas: Thank you. At least someone doesn't think I'm a bintang billing bastard.
On another part of the island
Diesel 10: Oh magic buffers? Where are you?
Splatter & Dodge: *Following closely behind*
Splatter: Maybe they got destroyed.
Diesel 10: Impossible. They have to be around here somewhere.
2 B continued
I was getting ready to leave for Sodor. For some reason I was as small as a dog treat.
Mutt: *Barking*
Okay, maybe I shouldn't have berkata that. Anyway, I'm short at Shining Time Station, but not at Sodor. I was just about to leave when....
Billy: Hello Mr. Conductor.
Mr. Conductor: Good morning Billy. *Looking for whistle* Where is it? I know I left it somewhere.
Patch: Hi Mr. C.
Mr. Conductor: Hello Patch. Where's that whistle?
Stacey Jones: Mr. C? *Holding Mr. Conductor's whistle* I have it sir.
Mr. Conductor: Oh, thank anda Stacey. *Takes whistle* Now, I must get going. The engines on Sodor need me, and I mustn't be late.
Stacey Jones: But anda already are late.
Mr. Conductor: Oh F**k.
Director: Watch your mouth Alec!
Mr. Conductor: Don't call be oleh my real name! I'm Mr. Conductor! Anyway, nice work censor team.
Censor team: No problem Mr. Baldwin.
Mr. Conductor: I told you, it's Mr. Conductor!! Ugh, I have to go now. *reading script* Oh no.
Stacey Jones: What is it?
Mr. Conductor: sparkle... sparkle... sparkle... *Blows on whistle, and goes to Sodor*
Meanwhile on sodor
Thomas: *Puffing across Bridge* Mr. Conductor? Where are you?
Mr. Conductor: *Appears oleh track* Thomas, I'm here!
Thomas: *stops* Oh, hello Mr. Conductor. How have anda been?
Mr. Conductor: Well, my hari had a rough start, but things should get better now that I'm here.
Thomas: That's good to hear. When you're on Sodor, nothing bad ever happens, except for when diesels attack, and Hit Entertainment taking over, and making a CGI version of me. I'd rather stay the way I am, without my face moving, and only my eyes move. Then the camera crew has to stop filming just to change my face, depending on what happens.
Mr. Conductor: *Driving Thomas* Well at least they finally got rid of Michael Angelis as the U.K narrator.
Thomas: I agree with anda on that.
Mr. Conductor: So what else has been happening?
Thomas: Diesel 10 has arrived, and is trying to take over everything.
Percy: *Passing Thomas* bintang biller!
Thomas: Oh shut up Percy. It has nothing to do with getting all the fame, and glory!
Mr. Conductor: I can understand.
Thomas: Thank you. At least someone doesn't think I'm a bintang billing bastard.
On another part of the island
Diesel 10: Oh magic buffers? Where are you?
Splatter & Dodge: *Following closely behind*
Splatter: Maybe they got destroyed.
Diesel 10: Impossible. They have to be around here somewhere.
2 B continued
