(1)Damon: "Could anda turn it up a little bit. It's not annoying... yet!"
(2)Damon: " I haven't hunted a human in... God, way too long."
(3)Damon: "He's a Gilbert?"
Sheriff Forbes: "Elena's uncle. His name is John, but I call him jackass."
(4)Jeremy: "Why does she hate you?"
John: "We used to sleep together."
Jenna: [throws food at him] "I'm standing right here!"
(5)Damon: "Did anda know that your uncle's been kickin' it with the Founder's Council?"
Elena: "What?"
Damon: "Yep."
Elena: "Perfect. We'll just add it to the growing daftar of how everything's falling apart."
(6)Damon: "It is what it is, Elena. The Stefan anda know is good behavior Stefan, reign it in Stefan, fight against this nature to an annoyingly obsessive level Stefan. But if anda think there's not another part to this, than anda have not been paying attention."
Elena: "He is not you. Not even close."
Damon: "Well, he doesn't want to be me. That doesn't mean deep down that he's not..."
(7)Stefan: "Oh God... I shouldn't be here."
Damon: "Come on. Don't be a downer. It's a party for the founding families: that would be us. It would be rude to skip it."
Stefan: "I really liked anda a whole lot better when anda hated everybody."
Damon: "Oh, I still do. I just cinta that they cinta me."
(8)Stefan: "Please dance with your alcoholic vampire boyfriend."
(9)Damon: "Look at his right hand."
Alaric: "Who's?"
Damon: "Town's favorit son. Look at his ring."
Alaric: "It looks like mine."
Damon: "Yeah... And that'd be a big coincidence if he didn't just come back from the dead five menit ago. Where the hell did anda get that ring?"
Alaric: "Isobel, my wife."
Damon: "Who gave birth to Elena, under the medical care of the esteemed Dr. Grayson Gilbert... John's brother."
Alaric: "You think John knew Isobel?"
Damon: "I think John knows a lot of things."
(10)Damon: "We have a problem, Stefan. And when I say problem, I mean global crisis."
(2)Damon: " I haven't hunted a human in... God, way too long."
(3)Damon: "He's a Gilbert?"
Sheriff Forbes: "Elena's uncle. His name is John, but I call him jackass."
(4)Jeremy: "Why does she hate you?"
John: "We used to sleep together."
Jenna: [throws food at him] "I'm standing right here!"
(5)Damon: "Did anda know that your uncle's been kickin' it with the Founder's Council?"
Elena: "What?"
Damon: "Yep."
Elena: "Perfect. We'll just add it to the growing daftar of how everything's falling apart."
(6)Damon: "It is what it is, Elena. The Stefan anda know is good behavior Stefan, reign it in Stefan, fight against this nature to an annoyingly obsessive level Stefan. But if anda think there's not another part to this, than anda have not been paying attention."
Elena: "He is not you. Not even close."
Damon: "Well, he doesn't want to be me. That doesn't mean deep down that he's not..."
(7)Stefan: "Oh God... I shouldn't be here."
Damon: "Come on. Don't be a downer. It's a party for the founding families: that would be us. It would be rude to skip it."
Stefan: "I really liked anda a whole lot better when anda hated everybody."
Damon: "Oh, I still do. I just cinta that they cinta me."
(8)Stefan: "Please dance with your alcoholic vampire boyfriend."
(9)Damon: "Look at his right hand."
Alaric: "Who's?"
Damon: "Town's favorit son. Look at his ring."
Alaric: "It looks like mine."
Damon: "Yeah... And that'd be a big coincidence if he didn't just come back from the dead five menit ago. Where the hell did anda get that ring?"
Alaric: "Isobel, my wife."
Damon: "Who gave birth to Elena, under the medical care of the esteemed Dr. Grayson Gilbert... John's brother."
Alaric: "You think John knew Isobel?"
Damon: "I think John knows a lot of things."
(10)Damon: "We have a problem, Stefan. And when I say problem, I mean global crisis."