"Ouch, I Got Hit oleh A Car" written oleh anastasia Bowles and Josephine Cubie menit after they first met. Will go on the U-SPARK comic relief album along with "Osteoporosis" and "The Enviromental Song".

[Sing along to the tune of Mamma Mia!


Ouch I got hit oleh car,
I got hit oleh a car
Doo-da-du-du
Doo-da-du-du

Ouch I got hit oleh a car
and it really hurt
Doo-da-du-du
Doo-da-du-du

Ouch I got hit oleh a car,
oleh my bestest mate Bert,
Doo-da-du-du
Doo-da-du-du

Oh can anda help me,
my eye has got lost,
Doo-da-du-du
Doo-da-du-du

I need to replace it,
How much will it cost?
Doo-da-du-du
Doo-da-du-du
Look at me now,

My arm is paralysed,
Look at me now,
My jantung is out of control,
That car has taken it's toll,
WHOA!

One lebih look and I can see the blood,
One lebih touch and I can feel the thud,
OH NO!

This is a song that me and my friends kept bellowing loudly (I think Lottie made it up... but she may be lying *shifty eyes*) whilst being beaten to death oleh hockey sticks in our sports lesson. Hope anda like it and anda can have a little sing-song, too!

FAIRTRADE BANANAS!
The best of the bunch!
anda can have them for you're breakfast, anda can have them for you're lunch!
anda can have them for you're dinner, anda can have them for you're tea!
FAIRTRADE BANANAS!
FOR anda AND FOR MEEEEEEE!!

So now, I want anda to buy fairtrade bananas. Think of all those poor pisang farmers who aren't getting enough money to feed their families in those far-off distrance countries where bananas grow. atau those little bananas, they need luar angkasa to play and peel and be FREE!

Remember, everytime anda read Twilight - a pisang dies. Please, think of the bananas. Thank you.